I don't get why lindsay lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
INAPPROPRIATE CITY
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How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning?
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I've just been looking through old albums and saw that beyonce released an album called B Day.
If she liked it, then she should have cleaned her ring on it
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I've just bought some baby oil.
That should stop the little bastards sticking to the pan.
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Part 1:
How do you fit 50 babies into a phonebox?
With a blender.Part 2:
How do you get them out again?
DoritosPosted 2 months ago # -
My girlfriend left me for a midget the other day.
This broke my heart - I couldn't believe she would stoop so low.
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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's go ride our bikes!
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I was in Tesco and saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me.
Apparently they use actors on the show.
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