Hey,
Where did we all go? This place has gotten a bit quiet of late. Come on people get back into i,t where is the funny topics and the ranting, the slating and slagging, the joking and insulting???? I miss it, we had so much fun. Ok maybe it was only me that had fun but hey how I laughed. Has our marriage hit a slump do we need some relationship counselling has our stylebitch sex gotten dull? Well I say NO NEVER!!!! we just need to get together and start our late night rambling, Life cant be that busy people can it ???
GINA xxxxxx
Liven up this Mother
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Gina
MemberPosted 2 months ago # -
Gina
MemberOk so im just gonna ramble in here untill someone notices and decides to join in lol Roisin is partying tonight and I couldnt go
but im here drunk as a skunk not that I have ever seen a skunk drunk, come to mention it I dont even know if skunks get drunk now theres a topic....if skunks get drunk what do they drink???
Posted 2 months ago # -
Aoife K
MemberSkunks get drunk by raiding and foraging in peoples bins. Especially people's bottle and can bins. The left over drops of alcohol all drain out the hole in the bottom of the bin and the skunk drinks it and become a little woozy at first, then it staggers over to the apple tree in the middle of the garden where some rotten ( fermented) apples lie in wait. The skunk, now delirious with the munchies, gobbles up approximately three of these apples further adding to his state of inebriation. He is now offically intoxicated, shouting obsenities and losing all control of his glandular functions. At this stage all the other woodland creatures avoid him and make a mental note not to eat rotten apples or sip from the bottle bin. The skunk passes out underneath a park bench and remains in a deep, comatose state until a passerby walking his dog wakes him up the next morning. He slowly rises to his paws and wipes the froth from the corner of his mouth. He blushes when he realises what has happened and when no-one is watching he scurries back to his house in the woods and remains underneath the duvet until the wave of guilt passes. I thinks this is where the term "drunk as a skunk originates from but I could be wrong.
Posted 2 months ago # -
Gina
MemberAoife thank you so much. I have been wandering around now for years wondering what was wrong in my life and why I always wore black and white and now thanks to you I know. I'm a skunk and my smell is natural at last a reason why deodourants aren't strong enough for me. At last I can be accepted.
Hi I am Gina and I am an alcholic Skunk
Posted 2 months ago # -
Aoife K
MemberAnd tell me Gina, when you feel threatened or alarmed do you spray a rancid odor from beneath your beautiful bushy tail? Not that it is anything to be ashamed of mind. Welcome to AAS (Alcoholic Anonymous for Skunks)Would you like to tell us a little bit about yourself? When you first realised that the apples in the garden were effecting your day to day life as a skunk? The other sylvanian forest families you hurt along the way? What made you come to AAS? Remember admittance is the first step to recovery.
Posted 2 months ago # -
Gina
MemberAoife if I'm totally honest I spray rancid odour from my bushy pits and my other bushy bits. This doesn't only happen when I'm scared it can happen anytime I get excited I remember once I got so excited that I sprayed something rancid over me poor hubby and he wouldn't talk to me for a week. I cant remember when I first noticed the apples all I do know is when I tried my first apple I remember seeing a snake or at least I think it was a snake, seeing snakes when I have fallen under the spell of the apples is a regular thing, I have hurt so many animals along the way that the ISPCA have me on their wanted list hence my profile pic (its a disguise)I didnt actually know this was AAS I actually thought I was in an orchard (hic) psssssssssfftt oops sorry
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