Idiot. Vernon Kay, who is married to and has two kids with Tess Daly, has been caugh’ rapeh sending filthy texts and private twitter mails to page three girl Rhian Sugden. He pair exchanged numbers after meeting in a nightclub in their home town of Bolton. Rhian tried to flog her story to the Sun, for whom she regulalry gets her baps out, but they decreed that they were ‘too explicit to publish’. Vernon’s people have admitted that he “sent the text messages but they never at any point had a physical sexual relationship.” But would he have if the situation arose? Why did he take her number in the first place? Was this the first time something like this happened? It all begs the question; When is cheating, cheating?

• Are dirty texts cheating?
• Is kissing cheating?
• Is a secret close friendship worse/better than a traditional affair?

And could you/have you gotten over being cheated on? / Or have you ever cheated youself?

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NEWSFLASH! Miley Cyrus has deleted her Twitter! Sorry, I should have told you to sit down before I typed that. Scrape yourself back up there, listen to her ‘Goodbye Twitter’ rap and hopefully soon you’ll start to come to terms with the loss. Her oulfella isn’t too pleased about it. HE’s started tweeting about the fact that SHE’s not tweeting anymore. So now I’m gonna tweet about the fact that he’s tweeting that she’s not tweeting. You know what to do peeps, tweet that I’m tweeting that he’s tweeting that she’s not tweeting….

…WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD!!!

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This is Oscar-worthy. Do NOT give me the bullshit about paparazzi just invading your privacy Peter Andre, and how they just happened to catch you sobbing as you greeted your mother at the airport….no, no, I’ve been around the block a few times, and I’ve been on the side of the block that smells of a whole lot of FAKE ASS PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES!!! That side of the block is not doing so good on the property market at the moment my friend, and I don’t know how much further I can take this block analogy so I will say this - YOU NEED TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE BLOCK!

Below is Peter in Crete with the three kids, and Jordan and that ridikulus man still partying in Ibiza. He also, still, has his Uggs on too. Idiot.  So, what do you think? Was his crying real, is this just an extended version of The Hills, complete with children? Oooh maybe Pete’s gay! Yes, let’s start that rumour. 

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***UPDATE! ***

Apparently Katie was pulling clubbers aside in Ibiza and offering them her unsolicited advice…lovely, pleasant things, such as:

“I really like your face and you’re really pretty, but you seriously need to lose some weight from your thighs.”

“You’re ugly - I don’t know what you’re doing out here.”

“She told me I had a fantastic body with amazing legs but I needed to sort my face out.”

Peter has THIS to say about Katie/Jordan’s antics in Ibiza:

“I don’t recognise her as my wife. Has she no idea what this will be like for the kids?“

It was Katie who I fell in love with and married.

“But it looks like she just wanted all along to be her old self, Jordan. I can’t believe what I’m seeing.

“She’s like a caged animal that’s been let out.”

THEN! Katie ‘twote’…

loving ibiza cant wait to see my children when there back from cyprus ! pete being a true cunt to me ! he left me nt me leave him

Lily Allen has caused quite the stir by slagging off the Boylester! After her semi-final performance Lily Tweeted:

“Susan Boyle is so overrated. Je suis overrated aussi.”

Some of Lily’s ‘followers’ are obviously big fans of Susan’s and were none too pleased! This prompted Lily to defend her original statement saying:

“Listen, I’m allowed to have an opinion. I thought her timing was off. No control, and I don’t think she has an amazing voice. Yes, she can sing, but it’s not about talent with her is it? She seems like a lovely lady but if it’s about talent, that Shaheen kid should win.”

When Lily’s own talent was called in to question she responded by saying:

“I have never in my life claimed to be talented. I do work hard at writing songs and putting on entertaining concerts though.“

In fairness to Lily, if we are to judge Susan Boyle purely on her performance the other night, she’s not wrong. But that’s just my opinion. What do you lot think?

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There are rumours abounding all over the place that the Peter Andre/Jordan D.I.V.O.R.C.E situation is all one big publicity stunt. Shock…Horror…Didn’t see that one coming…blah blah blah.

The fact that Katie Price has been twittering/tweeting away like a mad yoke while her heart is ‘breaking’ from the ‘devastation’ of an impending divorce just does not sit right or well with me. I just find it really hard to imagine WANTING to have anything to do with the intra-web in any regard when your whole world is ‘falling apart’…Granted, nothing Katie Price does makes much sense to me…but come on - twitter updates?!?

It also really puzzles me when normal people play out their relationship woes on their bebo/facebook/twitter -e.g ‘The relationship is O.V.E.R -  I hate him now’ or whatever. Is it odd that I find that odd? Do you agree with me, or do you think it’s all part of the ease of the mod-her-hin technology - you can let everyone know at once etc…

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CHERYL AND ASHLEY TO RENEW VOWS!!

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HEIDI MONTAG…PREGNANT?!?!

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SHANNON CHEATS ON TRAVIS WITH GERARD BUTLER!! THE HUSSY….

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“Which Twitter-happy star uses the social site to find his next hook-up? You could be next, he has no preference as long as you live within driving distance and seem somewhat discreet. It’s not Ashton Kutcher.”

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! Who could this be now…

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