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Just in case this is your first visit to www.thestylebitches.com, here’s a little synpsis..sinopsiss…breakdown of what goes on here on our lovely shiny site. 

We post daily all about celebrity gossip and clothes, and a few random bits and pieces, and you get your comment on underneath each post. We don’t generally take the nicey-nicey route, unless that route comes in a brown envelope and pays real-ass money to say nice things about somoene. As that hasn’t happened as of yet (TOM CRUISE -WE’RE WAITING!!)..we’ll continue to be all shades of irreverent. 

If you want to know factual stuff, like how to get a profile pic, or how to go about making your mark over on the forum..just click here! >>HERE!<<

Enjoy your stay, don’t solicit, tell your friends about us, and come back often. We know where you live now. We have special technologies. So if you don’t do any of those things, we’ll come for your pet dog/cat/mother.

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(B) & (L)


It’s not hard to be stylish. Here are the fundamental rules:

Rule 1 : Don’t wear satin. Ladies of RTE, read ‘Rule 1′ continuously til’ it sinks in. 

Rule 2: Do not allow your vagina to eat your trousers. Put that thing on a lead, or wear looser trousers. 

Singer Jazmine Sullivan needs to step away from the coochy chewing pants and the slopey shouldering ruffles. A grey dress combined with a more ‘du jour’ (I’m so cool) pointy shouldered, tighter sleeved jacket. 

(B)

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THE STYLEBITCHES SHOP!!

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Cyber Shop Skills, What's in STUFF!
25
Aug

Yes, it’s time to get your greedy hands on some Stylebitches shizzle - and we’re not talking about selling our bodies this time! *email us if you have a good offer though*

What’s on sale?!? *again, email us with a good offer*…three handmade, all natural ingredients, incredibly tasty *don’t eat them!*……  THE STYLEBITCHES LIP BALMS!

Buy them now - you will get three randomly selected lip balms from the following flavours :

Pleasant Peppermint!

Amazingly Tasty Apple Tart!

Lemony Lemon Creme!

Very Un-Vagina-y Vanilla Buttercream!

and… Cocotastic Chocolate Creme!

That’s THREE natural lip balms for just €12.50 including p&p in Ireland!

We use these ourselves and think they’re lovely, and they seriously do taste h-amazing. Not only that, they have our picture AND our name on them! How lucky are you?!!  We currently only have 23 sets of 3 for sale, so buy now or forever hold your peace! 

BUY BUY BUY! *have we convinced you yet?…buy! and eh…buy some more!*

*******HOW TO BUY!!******


PAYPAL : You can buy via your paypal account below.

CREDIT CARD : We are currently stting up that facility, it should be available by the end of the day. 

BANK DRAFT OR POSTAL ORDER : Post to : The Stylebitches c/o Main Street, Urlingford, Co.Kilkenny.

Let us know if you’re sending a bank draft or postal order and we’ll hold them for you!

Let us know your flavour preferences and we’ll do our best with the stock to accommodate you! Email : info (at) thestylebitches dot com.

How many sets of 3 lip balms?
   

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(B) & (L)

 

Bea has really flopped down the ladder of popularity since she first went in, hasn’t she? Also, at this juncture, I would just like to ask - how bloody often does she change her clothes, and how did she manage to fit all of those clothes into her suitcase?!?!? I’m perturbed. 

Anyway, it all kicked off last night…it pretty much started when she was responding to Marcus, who had asked her not to steal  a can of cider…it got on to the subject of Freddie, whose advances she repeatedly rejected: She said;

‘He’s acting like a prize noddy and he needs to snap out of it. It’s not me being negative. ’I don’t give a shit what you say, Marcus. I think he’s a twat.’

Marcus defended Freddie, telling Bea: ‘Insulting people in an open forum is not positive.. you’ll not like what happens when you come out of here..’ which in fairness, is pretty true. She has been incredibly nasty to Freddie. Now I know he’s a dickhead, but running him down around everyone else, just because that’s your opinon is just as much bullying as anything else. 

Anyway, instead of acknowledging that she had been making the same mistake that she has accused Marcus AND David of making, she burst into tears, and accusing Marcus of ‘bullying’ HER for calling her negative.

‘I’m really, really trying, and all I’m getting from you and Freddie is telling me how negative I am,’ she said. ’I do feel it’s bullying, I’ve been victimised as a negative person.’

She then made a dramatic exit from the lounge, retreating to the bathroom where she burst into tears. While there having her hippy breakdown, Charlie defended his friend, saying: ‘I might not know all these fancy words, but I know bullying when I see it.’ Bless. 

Freddie replied: ‘I only laughed when she said: ‘You can dish it out but you can’t take it.’ Good point. 

Meanwhile, Bea was seeking solace from Big Brother in the diary room. ’He’s a nasty man, as is Freddie,’ she said. ‘I don’t tell Marcus four million will think you look like a twat. Or four million people think you have the saddest hair do since 1982.’

As much as I dislike her, that last sentence is genius. What do you think? Who’s going to win at this stage…and by the way is Lisa not THE sneakiest person you’ve ever seen in action?!?

(B)

 

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CHERYL

Recently there have been calls by governments across the world, for Cheryl Tweed-of-Cole to do somthing, ANYTHING with her boring-ass extensionified f’oo’balleh’s wive’ hair. Yes, it’s beautiful and bountiful, boncy and big, but it’s b-b-b-boring. Personally, I can’t say I’m a fan of this new colour, I would have preferred a more vibrant red, not icky wine. This is kind of haf-assed. 

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SOLANGE

We’ve all seen Solange’s baldy bonce at this stage, but here it is out and about on official duties, accompanied by some makeup and you know…clothes. What do you make of it..?

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*P.S Thanks a million to (L) who held the fort while I was under the weather this week, you’re a star Mil-Mal!*

(B)

 

Guess Who??!

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Guess Who!, What's in GOSSIP!
28
Jun

This Superstar Couple has everything you could ever imagine: fame, riches, success and a mystery child. The Superstar Wife has finally accepted the fact that she married a man with a hidden child. She really doesn’t mind because she isn’t trying to have a child anytime soon.

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Obama the Great killed a fly with his bare hands when it deigned to try and take camera time from him during an interview…It isn’t AS masterful and Mr. Miagi as you would think, but I am all about ANY excuse for us to all sit back and take a moment to imagine him using those excellent spanking like motions…don’t tell me you haven’t thought about you sickos!!! *sigh*

(B)

Rate or Slate Isla Fisher

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Rate or Slate, What's in STYLE!
18
Jun

I can honestly say that this is one of my least favourite looks of all time on anybody….ever. What do you think of Isla Fisher and her mermaid look and ‘mussed up but perfectly so’ hair at the Bruno premiere in Paris?

(B)

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Yay! Many of you have read the epic novel - ‘The Time Traveler’s Wife’, and now finally, the trailer for the movie starring Rachel McAdam and Eric Bana, has been released. I really, really, REALLY hope they can do the book justice, but the fact that I was already a bit teary by the end of the trailer should hopefully mean I now have a replacement in my life for the sob-fest that is ‘The Notebook.’ 

What do you think of the trailer? have you read the book? What is your sob-fest film?

x(B)

Heather Graham - I remember you for your SH*T cameo in Sex and The City (riiiiiight!) - and now, I shall remember you for appearing at not one, but two premieres for your new movie ‘The Hangover’ in stripper dresses. We get it …you have a hot body. We also get that you probably get paid to be in movies because of your hot body. We get that time is marching on and you want us to recognise the fact that you STILL have a hot body. Why not just turn up at the premieres with a big ol’ sign saying : “LAST ACTING GIG FOR A WHILE - EXPLORING MY POLE DANCING OPTIONS NOW!’

(B)

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Kendra is Boxed

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Babies, What's in GOSSIP!
10
Jun

How do you like my pregnant belly drawing? It’s very correct you know. I could actually have been a doctor  but the points for blogging were a little lower so…here I am!

‘Girls Next Door’ Kendra Wilkinson is all spreminated thanks to her fiance Hank Baskett, and just in time for her new E! show too! Fancy that! 

 Kendra had someone translate the following statement from bimbo to English for her…: “Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

Kendra and Hank are due to get married on June 27th at the Playboy Mansion. No doubt the classiest and most elegant of discreet weddings ever.com. Congratulations! You were always my favourite, Holly seems kind of mean, and Bridget, well…she’s ’special’, isn’t she?!?

(B)

Okay now, Kate Bosworth wore this ONCE before, but Chloe Sevigny, step away from the Chloe scalloped shorts, and into a label that doesn’t confuse me with the fact that YOU are Chloe and THEY are Chloe and I have to write a name that loses all meaning after a while over and over and over again. CHLOE. It looks like you should be saying Che-lo. But you’re not. Confusing.

Who wins? YOU decide!

(B)

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Who wins- YOU decide etc…

Halle Berry was seriously, SERIOUSLY filling this tight ickle niumber.

Newlywed Fergie was looking much more eleganto than usual…

And a stunningly pregnant Heidi Klum was both floaty and feeee-urs.

Who wore it best peoples>? Decide! DECIDE! THERE’S A METAPHORICAL GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO PULL THE TRIGGER!!

(B)

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How’s about a little banter over on the shiny forum - where you can now upload pics, vids and even PM each other! Yes, it sounds like some sort of orgy, but it’s good clean fun! Here are five random topics you may enjoy:

1. UPLOAD AN IMAGE OF A ROIDE! (Started by Roisin)

Not an actual sex act, more a hot as hell man or lady! Click >here< to join in or watch!

2. WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

Tell us exactly what is happenin’ in your day right now over on SBITTCHER! Click >here< to share! 

3. TRAVELLING? WILBURY?

Are you off anywhere nice? Want some help or advice choosing where to go? Post your questions or travel itinerary >here!<

4. A BIT OF SOAP GOSSIP IS IT? (Started by Sandydee)

Need your fill of the latest TV shenanigans? Sandy’s got the answers riiiight >here<

5. A LITTLE OLSEN ENVY

Upload pics of your favourite Olsen Twin Fashion Moment. We won’t judge you! Just click >here<

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(B) & (L)

  

You know when you catch a mouse in the trap, and you have to pick it up and take it outside and dump it? You know that kind eek eek eeek!! moment you get just as you lift the spring on the trap and try not to let the blood spattered rodenty hair brush against your fingertips? That was the feeling I had as I dropped this image of Heather Mills into photoshop. Is it logical to really detest someone this much when you’ve never met them?

Anywho, I quickly removed the heinous dress, (but unlike Sir Paul, it didn’t cost me £40 million) slipped her into something plain, wiped off her stupid lipstick, clicked save and got the hell on out of there before she divorced me or robbed my leg.

(B)