Supermodel Noemie Lenoir is recovering in hospital after an alleged suicide attempt. The 30 year old Marks & Sparks star found unconscious in a forest on the outskirts of Paris beside a pile of pills and an empty spirits bottle. Noemie, who had called an ambulance earlier in the day saying she felt “very unwell” but later cancelled it, was discovered by a man walking his dog.

There is, of course, much speculation about the reasons surrounding the alleged suicide attempt. Lenoir’s boyfriend, multi-millionaire Carl Hirschmann, 29, who dated Paris Hilton in 2003 is currently involved in a sex and extortion scandal in Switzerland. He was arrested in April for two separate offences of having sex with a minor and a third charge of forcing someone, not necessarily a minor, of committing a sex act against their will. The offences allegedly took place during orgies at a club run by him. He’s currently on £300,000 bail in Zurich, but Noemie regularly visits him there.

Lenoir has a 5 year old son Kelyan with ex-Chelsea football star Claude Makelele. How awful to think she was so low that she was willing to leave him behind. Suicide is not grand.

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11 days and counting until the Jimmy Choo collection hits the shelves of H&M! The collaboration launched in LA last night and a few of the celebs mogelled some of the gear for us. Aren’t they awful sound?! You could tell them anything. First up, Hayden Panettiere (above) who actually made me want it LESS. Woefully constructed outfit!!

I’m not too hot on Olivia Wilde’s shoes or bag but the dress has gotta be worth ninety nine of anyone’s hard-earned Euros!

Again not so much with the shoes on Garcelle Beauvais (which you’d think would be the main event) but the dress I love and adore and might just have to purchase!

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OK in faaaairness this was at the Hello Kitty 35th Birthday bash …but STILL!! It’s not even cute! It looks like it would jump on your face to smother you as you slept. It would laugh an evil little kitty laugh until your legs stopped kicking.

Am I the only one who never got the whole Hello Kitty thing? Even when I was 14 and shopped in Claires Accessories. It’s a picure of a cartoon cat!! But people are obsessed! (see below!)

Go fig.

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Behold Posh’s covers for US Elle. The first is the regular edition, the second is the subscribers cover. I quite like the first, it’s not as predictable as you might have…..eh…..predicted for her. The second makes me want to push her off. As you can she she’s demonstrating the latest suspender trend in the underwear as outerwear craze.

 - Suspenders trend in street style, editorial and runway -

 - Some celebs flash their undies -

You likey?

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Image: Red Carpet Fashion Awards and Fashionising

If Catherine Zeta Jones is really wearing that jewelery, I’m a Monkey’s Uncle’s little cousin with special needs. Oh there’s been some miiighty fine photoshopping going on all over the interweb this week I tells ye!!

The good people over at Photoshop Disasters have shockingly revealed that that might NOT in fact be Paris Hilton’s real body. In other news, it seems that Victoria Secret no longer require models to strip off for bikini shoots; they merely draw their tummies in later. Good work.

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Academy Awards me arse, it’s all about The Razzies Darling! Here’s this year’s lucky winners…

Worst Picture: The Love Guru

Worst Actor: Mike Myers The Love Guru

Worst Actress: Paris Hilton THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan MAMMA MIA!

Worst Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel (Combined Category for 2008): Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director: Uwe Boll 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal

Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll

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Ah yes, awards season is well and truly upon us! And with it brings some spectacular, and some spectacularly bad clothing decisions. Speaking of which, here’s a look at some of the short dresses on the Red Carpet at the Grammy Awards yesterday!

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Every self respecting celeb is covering her fingers top to bottom in metal lately.

What do you lot reckon?!

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*click click* “That’s it Paris, you’re a tiger!” *click click* “Give me lots of energy, that’s it brilliant.” *click* “Ok now do the pose where you look like you’re having a poo on the beach while looking for your keys in the sand! Yeah great!”

Why anyone would hire Paris Hilton to promote a sports brand is beyond me! The girl is straight-up bandy lookin’!

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