UPDATE **** Official statement released :
“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.
‘We have no further comment to make.”
EXCELLENCE! Of course, it’s devastating, but SO glad she’s finally dumping his sorry ass. Oooh, wonder who she’ll hook up with next..? (I know there are reports she’s with that dancer dude, but I don’t think he plays on the same team if ye git meh…) Any suggestions as to who could be Cherdyl’s perfect match?!?…(after she takes some time out for her lovely self, of course…)
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Cheryl TWEEDY (Ahh…that felt good) is in Hollywood this week recording some music to mime to at a later date and is also having a few ickle meeshings with lawyers of the d.i.v.o.r.c.e. kind. RESULT! Expect an official statement from her camp in the next week or so. Speaking of camp, Ashley ‘The Pr*ck’ Cole is said to be devestayra altogether about losing his wife…to the point where he’s been sobbing down the phone to one of the birds he porked behind her back…nice work. Is there no beginning to this man’s intelligence?
Now Cheryl, all that’s left to fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for is ,,,the gaf!
Bonne chance ma petite popstar!
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Idiot. Vernon Kay, who is married to and has two kids with Tess Daly, has been caugh’ rapeh sending filthy texts and private twitter mails to page three girl Rhian Sugden. He pair exchanged numbers after meeting in a nightclub in their home town of Bolton. Rhian tried to flog her story to the Sun, for whom she regulalry gets her baps out, but they decreed that they were ‘too explicit to publish’. Vernon’s people have admitted that he “sent the text messages but they never at any point had a physical sexual relationship.” But would he have if the situation arose? Why did he take her number in the first place? Was this the first time something like this happened? It all begs the question; When is cheating, cheating?
And could you/have you gotten over being cheated on? / Or have you ever cheated youself?
Feel free to post anonymously of course.
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Jamie Hince flew out to Mustique last week where Kate was working, rock in pocket, to propose to her on her 36th Birthday. She said “Awright then dahlin’” and celebrated with a line………from a romantic love poem……what did you think I meant??
Congrats ’n’ shit!
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She’s only gone and done it!! Katy Perry has tamed the untamable man! Russell Brand proposed to Katy Perry during “a spiritual ceremony” in India on New Year’s Eve, and the relationship was blessed by a “love guru”. Brand’s publicist confirmed the news today “We can confirm that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are engaged.” and Russell text a journalist friend at the British Sun to confirm, simply saying…”It’s true. Much love.”
Yeah well, whatever. I didn’t want to marry him anyway…
*sob*
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Matt Lucas is said to be inconsolable after Kevin McGee took his own life yesterday at his London home. Kevin and Matt married in a civil ceramony in 2006 but separated 10 months ago. It was speculated at the time that the split was the result of Kevin’s alleged drug problems. After reading Kevin’s last Facebook update… “Kevin McGee thinks that death is much better than life”…worried friends called the police who then broke in to his apartment, but it was too late.
I can’t even imagine what his friends and family are going through right now and I pray I never have to.
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Everyone’s fave ginger lesbians are to tie the knot! Hurrah! Cynthia Nixon announced that she and her girlfriend Christine Marinoni got engaged last month at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally in Manhattan yesterday. Cynthia was joined on stage by her SATC costar Kristin Davis, Fraser star David Hyde Pierce and New York Governor David Paterson at the event that was held in support of love, peace and marriage equality for all people. Can you even believe this is still an issue?! It’s embarrassing. Middle Ages.com!
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66 year old Harrison Ford got down on one knee on Valentines Day to propose to 44 year old Calista Flockhart. The news is not that they are now engaged, it’s that he managed to get down on one knee and not break a hip! I joke, I jest! But he is a liiiiitle bit older than Calista. What do you lot make of all this? Just glad she’s not a twenty something a la Heff?! Would you bother getting married at 66 if you’d already been married twice before? Is she crazy marrying a codger like him? Is he still ride-able in your eyes? And is Calista, in fact, the most heinous name you’ve ever encountered?
Tell us!
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That didn’t take long did it?! It’s being reported that Geri Halliwell has broken off her engagement to Italian shipping tycoon Fabrizio Politi, three months after he proposed. Reasons doing the rounds are Geri’s previous admissions of “commitment issues” and pals saying she’s “not the marrying type” etc.
He blatantly dumped her.
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Max Clifford has announced that Jade Goody and Jack Tweed will marry on Sunday at Down Hall Country House in Hertfordshire. Jade has been frantically organising her dream wedding since Jack proposed to her last week on learning that she may only have weeks to live. The young couple exchanged rings yesterday on the banks of the River Thames. Jade is also arranging to have both of her sons Christened before she dies.
Is this really happening? …It’s just so heartbreaking.
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Geri has been dating Italian shopping tycoon Fabrizio Politi for just under two months now, so it’s about time he made an honest woman of her really! The pair met in December at a Florence nightclub and have enjoyed a whirlwind romance over the past few weeks, taking trips to Paris and Maldives together. They broke the happy news to George Michael over dinner in Notting Hill on Saturday night when Geri showed off her £223,000 engagement ring.
Geri’s management released this statement: “We are delighted to announce the engagement of Geri Halliwell and Fabrizio Politi. As a token of their commitment to each other Fabrizio presented Geri with an engagement ring over the festive season. There are no immediate plans for marriage as the couple are enjoying their engagement,”
TMZ are reporting that Pink and ex-hubby Carey Hart have reunited after Carey moved back in to the singers home last week. These photos were taken in Santa Monica yesterday….whadaya think? Reunited and it feels so good? Or super-friendly ex situation?!
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