The British National Television Awards took place yesterday in Londonium. Don’t even try comparing the NTAs to the Golden Globes of recent days… chalk…cheese ….high class hooker at the Hilton…rub and tug in the corner massage parlor.

Above: Cherdyl Coh-ill knocks it out of the proverbial park in Stephane Roland…all is forgiven Cherbear! Love you mwah mwah mwah! xx

I can see the headlines now…’Kara Tointon in ‘wearing actual nice dress’ shocker!’ It’s McQueen and I need it.

My love affair with Fearne Cotton’s dress sense has been rocky to the say the least lately. Now? It’s over. I’m leaving it and taking the kids. I’m going to stay with my mother. No sex for at least a month, that’ll learn you Fearne Cotton’s dress sense!!!

Heather Mills showing up in a similar dress…. has to be the worst possible thing that can happen at an awards ceramony! The only saving grace is that her’s is EVEN MORE heinous than Kim’s. …just.

Konnie Huq wore Karen Millen…this annoys me. Come on now, it’s not like you get to go to many of these things….pull the finger out love. Jane Torvill…I dispair.

Katie Price and Michelle Heaton… were there…whatever.

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This begs a moral question - yay for Dannii Minogue, but kind of boo for Kerry Katona? My answer on a postcard is that it might have something to do with the lack of drug abuse and dodgy fella on Danniiiii’s part…

Yes indeedy, Danniiii Minogue is up the duff! Her and her ridey fellid Kris confirmed that the 38 year old is 12 weeks pregnant. I’m delighted - I’m all about the putting off babies ’til my late 30’s and any sound of anyone having one then makes me happy. So long as it’s all safe and healthy blah blah blah. I don’t want to be dancing on a table in Spy with a bump. Yeah I’m as shallow as that about my decision. 

* I withhold the right to get knocked up accidently and pretend that it’s what I always wanted… *

Anyway, back to the slebs : Dannii told her Twitter followers: ‘Woo hoo I’m going to be a mummy!’while Ridey Kris responded: ‘Woo hoo I’m going to be a daddy!’

Kylie tweeted: ‘Congratulations to my sister Dannii and her partner Kris on the happy news!!!! I am so excited to be an Aunty again!! WOW WOW WOW!! xxx’

A spokesman for the couple said: ‘Dannii and Kris are very excited and can’t wait to start their family in 2010.

Congratumawelldone!

(B)

Read more: Daily Mail

That Spin 103.8 crowd are awful brainy! They’ve asked us to present the style icon of 2009 award as part of their SPAFTA Awards 2009! We’ll be live on air at 1.50pm on Wednesday afternoon with Johnathan and Clare on ‘The Spin’ discussing the year in fashion and announcing the overall winner! Make sure to tune in!

The following are the peeps who made their short list and we want YOU to help us decide the overall winner!………..

 - Lady Gaga -

- Victoria Beckham -

- Cheryl Cole -

 - Danii Minogue -

 - Olly Murs -

 - Jedward -

Cast your vote on Spin’s website here … it looks like this…

……and tell us who your style icon of 2009 is and why in the comments section below!

(B) & (L)

xx

Thanks to Sylebitcher Ali for this idea, we present to you, a round up of all the gúnas on the X Factor this year! Huzzah! Now take your chance  to vote on them all, and pick the overall winner - Danniiiii or Cherdyl!!

Above is Cheryl’s dresses from this weejend, below is Dannii’s. So let’s get started on week 10 : 

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And now on to the season - first up, it’s the light coloured looks :

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Now, let us take a little look at the black or shimmery gowns : 

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And now, ladies and gentlebugs, for your entertainment, the colourdy gowns!

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So…after all of that - who was the best overall - Cheryl or Daniiiii?

Get to a-votin’ and a-commentin’, and X Factor peoples, if you’re reading this, send them all over to us here in Stylebitch Towers, except Dannii’s two swirly dresses, and Cherdyl’s bin lid dress. Everything else, we’ll take, and thanks! Hearts!

(B)

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Our names are Blanaid and Laura….and we’re addicted to all things X Factor! Sorry, can’t help ourselves! My 2010 new years resolutions involve a Jedward Tatoo and implantation of Joe’s sperm. (What? It’s better than actually wanting to sleep with him!) So anyway…people sang…large-mouthed individuals got the boot…and judges wore clothes. Lets have a looky-see!

Above: Cheryl in Chapurin Spring 2010 on Saturday

Cheryl in Stéphane Rolland of a Sundeh’!

Dannii in Aurelio Costarella Spring 2010 on Saturday

Dannii in Aurelio Costarella Spring 2010 again on the Lord’s (Simon Cowell I mean) day

Well? Talk to me gurl!….

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(L)

I can not look at Danniiiii Minogue this outfit without thinking of the FOTC ‘Robots’ song - the part where they sing 0001010100101010100101011010101010101010… (watch it at the end of this post)

(B)

Lots more outfits after the jump - just click in the link below and tell us your favourite!

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