So Cheryl Cole is in hospital with malaria after her holiday to Tanzania went a bit arseways. Bummer dude!
Get well soon ‘n’ shit!
(L)
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I’m not actually watching ‘Over The Rainbow’ before anyone slags me, but I was walking past the telly the other night (that’s my story and I’m sticking to it) and Charlotte Church stopped me in my tracks for two reasons. Firstly, Jesus she’s a feckin’ RIDE lately isn’t she? She’s one of those girls who can carry some weight nay bodger and still be a total lash but she just looks so fit and toned lately. Basically; I probably would. But anyway, I also got a severe dose of instant, incurable top-envy! I knew I’d seen it somewhere before and sure enough, the Cheryl one wore it in February’s Q Magazine. Of course she did! *tut*!
It’s by Ashish and WAS available for £475 from Browns until recently….AS IF I could afford it even if it was still there. Anyway, I just thought I share my agony with you. And if you happen to spot a particularly good knock-off, hit me up! Holla at yo girl! etc.
Swoon!
(L)
Cheryl, some girl called Mary Rose Ward called, she wants her outfit back. She said to have it sent to her caravan? Must be on holidays or something. Anyway, here’s Cheryl TWEEDY (yes I believe it’s time) in Paris yesterday. There are so very many jokes I could make about the aparent splashes on her clothing. But I won’t because I’m a lady.
What? I am!
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UPDATE **** Official statement released :
“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.
‘We have no further comment to make.”
EXCELLENCE! Of course, it’s devastating, but SO glad she’s finally dumping his sorry ass. Oooh, wonder who she’ll hook up with next..? (I know there are reports she’s with that dancer dude, but I don’t think he plays on the same team if ye git meh…) Any suggestions as to who could be Cherdyl’s perfect match?!?…(after she takes some time out for her lovely self, of course…)
(B)
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Cheryl TWEEDY (Ahh…that felt good) is in Hollywood this week recording some music to mime to at a later date and is also having a few ickle meeshings with lawyers of the d.i.v.o.r.c.e. kind. RESULT! Expect an official statement from her camp in the next week or so. Speaking of camp, Ashley ‘The Pr*ck’ Cole is said to be devestayra altogether about losing his wife…to the point where he’s been sobbing down the phone to one of the birds he porked behind her back…nice work. Is there no beginning to this man’s intelligence?
Now Cheryl, all that’s left to fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for is ,,,the gaf!
Bonne chance ma petite popstar!
(L)
There’s only two things that make your lips swell up like this and Cheryl Cole’s deffo recently done one of them. Not according to her people though, who’s only comment was.. ”She has definitely not!” They didn’t specify what she has ‘definitely not’ done though did they?! They could have meant, “She has definitely not tap-danced naked on a piano.”
…..Or “She has definitely not married a straight man.”
(L)
The British National Television Awards took place yesterday in Londonium. Don’t even try comparing the NTAs to the Golden Globes of recent days… chalk…cheese ….high class hooker at the Hilton…rub and tug in the corner massage parlor.
Above: Cherdyl Coh-ill knocks it out of the proverbial park in Stephane Roland…all is forgiven Cherbear! Love you mwah mwah mwah! xx
I can see the headlines now…’Kara Tointon in ‘wearing actual nice dress’ shocker!’ It’s McQueen and I need it.
My love affair with Fearne Cotton’s dress sense has been rocky to the say the least lately. Now? It’s over. I’m leaving it and taking the kids. I’m going to stay with my mother. No sex for at least a month, that’ll learn you Fearne Cotton’s dress sense!!!
Heather Mills showing up in a similar dress…. has to be the worst possible thing that can happen at an awards ceramony! The only saving grace is that her’s is EVEN MORE heinous than Kim’s. …just.
Konnie Huq wore Karen Millen…this annoys me. Come on now, it’s not like you get to go to many of these things….pull the finger out love. Jane Torvill…I dispair.
Katie Price and Michelle Heaton… were there…whatever.
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That Spin 103.8 crowd are awful brainy! They’ve asked us to present the style icon of 2009 award as part of their SPAFTA Awards 2009! We’ll be live on air at 1.50pm on Wednesday afternoon with Johnathan and Clare on ‘The Spin’ discussing the year in fashion and announcing the overall winner! Make sure to tune in!
The following are the peeps who made their short list and we want YOU to help us decide the overall winner!………..
- Lady Gaga -
- Victoria Beckham -
- Cheryl Cole -
- Danii Minogue -
- Olly Murs -
- Jedward -
Cast your vote on Spin’s website here … it looks like this…
……and tell us who your style icon of 2009 is and why in the comments section below!
(B) & (L)
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Thanks to Sylebitcher Ali for this idea, we present to you, a round up of all the gúnas on the X Factor this year! Huzzah! Now take your chance to vote on them all, and pick the overall winner - Danniiiii or Cherdyl!!
Above is Cheryl’s dresses from this weejend, below is Dannii’s. So let’s get started on week 10 :
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Loading ...And now on to the season - first up, it’s the light coloured looks :
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Loading ...So…after all of that - who was the best overall - Cheryl or Daniiiii?
Get to a-votin’ and a-commentin’, and X Factor peoples, if you’re reading this, send them all over to us here in Stylebitch Towers, except Dannii’s two swirly dresses, and Cherdyl’s bin lid dress. Everything else, we’ll take, and thanks! Hearts!
(B)
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I’m kicking off with Danii this week because, for me, she far outshone the Cherdle one this weekend. I loved and adored last night’s J’Aton Couture number. The bustier dress is cleverly covered in a layer of tulle and I’m a sucker for anything nude at the best of times. Her hair caused mixed reactions but I liked it!
On Saturday night her Ralph & Russo guna was very Hollywood and in keeping with the movie theme, although I’m not a big ’split’ person to be honest. It’s all a bit Liz Hurley circa 1995.
Cheryl was all kinds of ‘meh’ this weekend for me. Perhaps her venture in to frisby-chic last week left her erring towards the safe! Her Jean Paul Gaultier dress on Saturday was quite appropriate with a giant X on the chest. But you couldn’t even see it for all the chavy hair extension mess. I thought we’d grown out of that Cherdle?! Come on now, behave!
Cheryl’s boobies have the X Factor!
Sunday saw another short cute dress/shiny legs/nude pumps combo. You know who this reminds me of? Her! On last years show! Get it together Tweedy! ….yes I called her Tweedy…I like to pretend that Ashley doesn’t exist sometimes! As does she if her lack o’wedding ring is anything to go buy this weekend!
Tell us your thoughts, for we are only dying to hear the words that spill from your beautiful brains!
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Images: Red Carpet Fashion Awards
If you’re like me, seeing what Cheryl (and also, but to a slightly lesser extent Danii) is wearing on X Factor is one of the highlights your weekend. (Yes I am that sad) This week’s has to be the most talked about ensemble so far. What did you make of her almost-booby-flashing controversial David Koma fan-type thingy dress?!
In general, I just don’t like it. But I think she made it ten times worse with her chavy hair/earrings and thigh high socks. Also, the addition of a splash of red from her poppy badge is awful with the black and silver. It just looks cheap as f*ck.
And you?
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So lovelies- what did you think of Cheryl and Whitney’s performences on the X Factor tonight? Aaaand what did you make of the eviction? Is it called an eviction? The getting-rid-of-voted-off scenario…personally I’m glad Ricky went, didn’t rate him at all. I HAVE to see how Jedward do next week, as them doing the Britney talking part was possibly a TV highlight - they’re brothers! It was beyond creepy! But I like that kind of creepiness.
(B)
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Here’s the cover of Cheryl’s new album : ‘3 words’, photographed by Nick Knight…I have to say, it wasn’t what I was expecting. I suppose I’m still thinking of that lotto ad with her fellid that was all kinds of tack and chavuloso. I’m happy enough with this, it’ll do, but I don’t like the font, and the placing of the words, but then I’m a nerd. So in conclusion Cheryl, I’ll LET you use this as your album cover. Don’t thank me, just send me your X Factor wardrobe. Not anything pre-2009 though. Cheers.
(B)
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Ooh!! Cher-dle Cole’s new single is here!! It’s called ‘Fight for this Love’ but our message to the Jordie lass would be ….. Fight for the love that doesn’t spit-roast half of London before coming home to you on a Sunday morning love!
But aaaaaaanyway, have a listen and tell us what you think!
(L)
CHERYL
Recently there have been calls by governments across the world, for Cheryl Tweed-of-Cole to do somthing, ANYTHING with her boring-ass extensionified f’oo’balleh’s wive’ hair. Yes, it’s beautiful and bountiful, boncy and big, but it’s b-b-b-boring. Personally, I can’t say I’m a fan of this new colour, I would have preferred a more vibrant red, not icky wine. This is kind of haf-assed.
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SOLANGE
We’ve all seen Solange’s baldy bonce at this stage, but here it is out and about on official duties, accompanied by some makeup and you know…clothes. What do you make of it..?
Loading ...*P.S Thanks a million to (L) who held the fort while I was under the weather this week, you’re a star Mil-Mal!*
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