We posted the below back in August when Lisa Scott Lee did a Demi - and now Chanelle Hayes has adopted the ‘you’re knocked up, we can’t think of anything else to do with you!’ pose that magazines seem to love. 

Can we stop it now? Here’s more from the interview with Chanelle:

On her bump: “My bump finally popped out about three weeks ago - I’m so relieved!  Before it appeared, no one believed me, but why would I make up a pregnancy? It’s not my fault I’ve got good stomach muscles! I used to be quite confident with my body, but I’m so nervous about doing this shoot! I’ve changed a lot,’ she says. ‘I’ve gone from a size 6/8 to a 10, and my bum is huge – it’s like I’m pregnant in my bum! I’ve got cellulite on my thighs and stretch marks on my boobs, but I’ve just got to remember it’s all in a good cause”…size 10?!…blatantly a heifer. 

On her new fella, Jade Goody’s widower Jack Tweed : ” I won’t be sleeping with him till after her baby is born.I don’t think it’s right to have sex with someone when you’re carrying another man’s child, so there won’t be any of that until after the baby arrives - if we’re still together,’ she giggles.’Jack is a really lovely guy, though, and we just get on well. There aren’t many guys who would be interested in getting together with a pregnant girl, but he’s taken it all in his stride.’ Sound.

On the photos of Jack in bed with a glamour girl on the night he was acquitted of rape: ‘He’s a 22-year-old lad and let’s face it, he’s not getting any [sex] from me, so it’s not that easy for him,’ Chanelle says. Wow.

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Read more: Daily Mail

*sigh* Lisa Scott-Lee is the latest ‘celebrity’ to pose for some magazine in her buffers with her fertilised womb basket all out on show. 

I just don’t get it. I mean, Demi did it, and it was ground breaking and beautiful eckseckera, but essentially it was just a big swollen belly. She got away with it because it was ground breaking. Pioneering if you will. Now every time some celeb gets knocked up, they feel the need to take off all the clothes that are keeping their bumps warm and show them to us in the style of Demi! Why??? I just want to know why???

They say it’s a ‘celebration of their womanhood’ and all that jazzle, but why do you need to do that on a magazine cover? Keep it for yo’ family! I’m going to just assume they’re doing it for the money the magazines are paying, and if so, can I just say to the mgazine peoples, I don’t buy magazines to look at pregnant ladies. If I wanted to do that, I’d buy ‘Mother & Baby.’ or ‘You & Your Pregnancy’, or ‘Boxed Up’ or some shizzle. 

What are your thoughts peoples?

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Demi : The “I am so beautiful and swollen with feminine superior powers that I refuse to make eye contact with the camera” pose. 

Mylene: The “I so pwetty! I so smug! Look at me! I’m hot and knocked up and STILL hot! And my hair is great!” pose.

Javine : The “They better airbrush the f*ck out of me, I’m not down for the natural look, it’s in my contract” pose.

Cindy : The “Yeah I’m actually ten months pregnant but I barely even noticed” pose. 

Britney : The “What are chirruns? why is I nekkid? Why dey sayin’ I got me a babeh in ma belleh? What’s goin’ on huh?” pose.

Naked Gun : The “The Future. Get those men f*ckers to carry the bambinos’ pose.

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Jeepers this woman looks amazing! I wish I looked that hot now, let alone at 50…but at least I’m somewhat sane, unlike Sharon who appears to be as crazy as a bag of cut badgers covered in vinegar. 

A friend of mine reckons women look this hot at this age because they haven’t given birth to children…discuss.

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Via : dlisted

Aw! Yay! Good news time! 

“Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, andTabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon.”

Marion and Tabitha?!?!?!? F*ck that. Okay, Tabitha is not SO bad, and Marion isn’t an ugly name really, they just seem so….old, for ickle babies. 

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P.S…HODGE?!?!?!?!?!?

I DEFY you not to smile! Happy Monday Stylebitches! (Thanks La Betsy!)

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Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin are ‘avin a bay-buh! Coleen (22) is said to be three months pregnant and her hubby Wayne Rooney (23) is “absolutely thrilled”

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I’m not the broody kind… I love children but I’m very much all about the traveling more and, i don’t know, not having any kind of responsibility at the moment. This image above, (taken at Paris Fashion Week), is the only reason I would want a little person right now, I would wish to dress them just like this - all cool and mad with likkle purple shoesies!  Yes, that’s shallow, but how else will they amuse me? They can not dance for me til they’re around 3, nor tell me jokes til 4-ish…and they can’t legally earn me any money til they’re 16 so….

Tell me true - are you broody, ladies? Or are you a type who’s just not interested? If you have some chirrun, do you want more, or are you done? 

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(L) did a post the other day on funny Yahoo answers (read it here), but this one is just ridiculously stupid. Person, (probably American 34 year old), asks how ‘babbys’ are made. Another, (probably 28 year old American), answers …well…all about how mothers kill their children. Indeed.

If that wasn’t funny enough, someone else, (probably 33 year old Irish graphic designer), set the text to a caveman cartoon. Genius! I laughed til I cried.

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Brooke Burke is married to THE best actor in the world.com - David Charvet. They gots two bambinos together, and Brooke has two from her last relationship. Today she took to the Twitter to talk about sleep training: 

Morning,

I just gave Shaya his first real milk bottle as he is a year old this week. He threw it up! I will try again in a few hours. He slept through the night three nights in a row and I was so excited until last night when he woke up again wanting to come into my bed. I had a family bed with Neriah and Sierra for five years. Not married to their dad anymore, LOL!!!! Rain was in my bed for her first six months, and then moved successfully into her crib. When Shaya was born, Rain wanted to be in my bed gain. We had also just moved into a new house, so I believe that the change affected her a bit. She is in a big girl bed, so every night she makes her way down the hall and crawls into my bed. I have to admit, I love the late night cuddles but I do miss sleeping next to David. Shaya cries every night for David or me to get him out of his crib and put him in bed with us. We are soooo exhausted. I thought I was getting somewhere this week when he made it through the night 3 times. I actually felt like a new woman, it is such a hard time, a difficult transition, and there are many ways to conquer getting your child to sleep. I never believed in tough love, I always enjoyed having my babies in bed with me, but after four, it is really affecting my days. Sleep deprivation is a serious thing, and has many negative effects. It affects your metabolism, which will slow down getting back to your target weight, your memory, moods, immune system, libido, and much more. I am tired of having bags under my eyes, no energy, and interrupted nights. A sleep nurse or sleep specialist was never an option for my family, but something’s got to give. I just listened to the “Sleepy Planet” CD and I know that letting your child cry it out for three terrible nights seems to do the trick for many parents, I just can’t seem to do it…

So! What do you think? Did you leave your kids to cry, or are they still in the bed with you? (If they’re now over the age of 14 you may want to talk to a professional…)

For those of you with no opinion on that - David Charvet : would you?

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Nicole Richie out and about with gorgeous little Harlow Madden……Is it possible for your womb to skip a beat?!
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Turns out Kate Moss is NOT…as previously speculated by the whole world including The Stylebitches… preggers at all!

“Even my friends are phoning me up and saying, ‘Are you pregnant? I’m not! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place. Isn’t it weird?” Kate is delighted that she has developed new curves just as she’s about to launch a lingerie range for Topshop saying; “It’s great timing. I’m a woman now.”  She is worried however, that her newly bigger boobs won’t go down well with Jamie Hince…”My boyfriend might not like them. I’m a bit worried.” ….eh…I’ll think he’ll get over it Kate!

So there you go, no Mossy babies. How boring! *snore*

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The holy twins were revealed in all their ridiculously cute glory by the wunder-famille that is the Jolie-Pitts as they arrived in Tokyo for film promotions. Above is the kind of surprised looking Vivi…

Then…enter the Knox..who may never say to Vivi : “Yo back up now and give a brother room, The fuse is lit and Im about to go boom..”

The twins are fixing us with hypnotic stares. They want us to forget the other four. They are the bosses now. The others are all being sent back, even Shiloh has had a stamp and an address to Namibia tattood on her by the twins. 

Obey the twins!

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image source: justjared

Ah lordy…couldn’t you just eat them?! (And in some Eastern European countries, you can!) 

Here is the stunning Brazilian (hello our Brazilian posse: Raquel etc! x) model Camilla Alves with T-Rex man, AKA Matthew McConaughey’s baby, Levi. 

Also out and aboutski was Gwen Stefani with Zuma. Or Innocent. Or Kia-Ora. Kia-Ora! Remember their incredibly racist ad! I’ll be your dog!

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