What I WANT from Sex and the City 2. 

1. For all four ladies to stop screaming ‘Hiiiiiiii’ when they all meet up. They never did that in the series. Stop it. I don’t care if it was because Samantha was in L.A. They’re better than that. 

2. For Carrie to leave Big’s ass if he f*cks up again. I understand, the course of true love never runs smooth, but HE LEFT HER AT THE ALTAR. Then she married him because he gave her a wardrobe and a shoe. *sigh*

3. For there to be no cheating. We’ve already witnessed the miracle of Steve’s ability to score someone else, do not make us believe Harry would do the same. Big is too obvious. 

4. For Charlotte to have a story line that was not ‘comical!’ or ‘children!’ The woman has a Masters in Fine Art or something, can’t she just have an intelligent conversation somewhere along the way?

5. No ‘Love’ keyring. Or Louis Vuitton. 

6. No close ups on Miranda’s nipples. Please Jebus. Please. 

7. No mention of the ‘economic climate’. Not interested. Unless it’s Charlotte discussing it in an intelligent manner with Harry in an adult conversation that does not involve the mention of children. (see point 4.)

8. No dialogue. Just clothes. Let’s call a spade a spade. 

That’s all. Add your own in the comments section. 

(B)

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9 comments so far

1.  Sandra
September 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

I laughed so hard reading that but i have bad news for u B one of above mentioned will happen sowwy!!

2.  BabyBumble
September 13th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

omg i thought it was just me….the nipples, mirandas…theyr more fimilar than my own at this stage:O

3.  La Betsy
September 14th, 2009 at 12:06 am

Totally agreeing on The Big thing. I think I would lose all respect for Carrie (Fictonal Betsy, she’s not real) if she took him back after another F-up!

4.  emmagination
September 14th, 2009 at 9:57 am

Aidan.

That is all.

5.  Stylebitch (L)
September 14th, 2009 at 10:13 am

I second that! Bring back Aidan!!

6.  Sandra
September 14th, 2009 at 10:49 am

Aidan was too soppy, we all know carrie is addicted to the drama.

7.  Roisinanna
September 14th, 2009 at 10:55 am

mmmmmm Aidan…as long as he kept his mouth shut…all that ‘where you been whaddaya know’…shut it Aido drop those caks and give me 20..and hurry up with my hand carved chair bitch…sorry, I got lost in my little Aidan fantasy land..*sigh*

8.  Cathy
September 14th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Aidan….OMG he was the best bit!!!!!

9.  sinead
September 15th, 2009 at 11:12 pm

1”No Louis Vuitton”…….amen to that

2 Charlotte…please stop crying. theres no fear of ya!

3 Steve - grow a pair of balls and stand up for yourself. she’s your wife not your keeper

4 Please dont let there be a Samantha/ Smith reunion. She’s dumped him 50 times? enough already.

5 And finally a HELL YES to the following:
Loubitins
Lanvin
Venetia Bottega (wrong spelling?)
Diane Von Furstenburg
Temperley London (hopefully)
Mulberry
Marc Jacobs
Vintage
80s dress up/wigs
Anthony!!

 

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