Dear Kate Moss, with your face so melted,

your legs so long, your coat so belted.

Read this poem about your new line,

Not the cocaine one, the Topshop kind.

We can not deal with your perfect shoots,

to show your clothes, your belts and boots.

We know you look all hot and legendy,

because you’re well lit and super bendy.

And yes your clothes look super flattering,

but perhaps your super model-ness might matter in

the fact that crazy clothes look good on you,

with your breast-less boobs and not much food on you. 

Remember we’d like to wear them too, 

but with a bra and you know, perhaps some trousers.

Anyway back to the rhyming and the flow,

Don’t you know us girls are po’?

Don’t tease us with expensive rigouts,

when we can’t even afford Chinese takeouts. 

Unless you’d like to send us some free stuff, 

then I’ll take back the first line where I insinuate that in real life you look kind of rough. Honest. I will.

Yours sincerely,


***See the rest of the Kate Moss for Topshop A/W shoot after the jump..will you be purchaysing?**





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7 comments so far

1.  Áine
August 25th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

love the 4 outfits on the 3rd and 4th pictures…

2.  Gina
August 25th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

How much are the laddered tights cos i threw out a bag load last year i didnt think people would buy them !!!!!

3.  emmagination
August 25th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

I’m pretty much flat out broke until October. I don’t like not being able to afford pretty clothes, I don’t like it at all at all at all.

4.  Migilito
August 25th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

ha ha gina!!!

5.  roisincurtis
August 25th, 2009 at 10:53 pm

Afew weeks in the windows before it’s on the sale rails like the rest of her overpriced shite me thinks.

6.  Carol
August 29th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

The military style cardie is fab though, the one with the gold brocade. God i hate that ‘Brocade’ word.

7.  Pa
August 29th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

Was in Topshop oxford circus yesterday, there was SO MANY INSANE WOMEN snapping up loads of the collection,

I like this and I need to buy something for my sister before I come home for the Picnic on thursday so I might get it for her (shes a size 8 model, course it’ll look good on her, the bitch :P )…


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