I need these Prada platforms. I need them. I yearn for them. My wardrobe weeps for them. I am taken to write a poem of sorts! 

A Poem of Sorts to Prada.

I’m not a freak, Prada shoes,

But is it so wrong that I want to sexy time you? 

Just come over and tie me up,  

Bring a camera, bring one cup,

We’ll get our freak on with some Anti-Freeze

Like wierdos you see on documentaries.

Then when we’re done and we’ve had a smoke,

I’ll put you on with my Custo coat.

I’ll saunter outside to gloat and mock,

The boring ones who’s shoes don’t rock

And when I take you home again

You’ll resume your role as my shoe sex friend.

The End.


*finger clicks and snaps*



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6 comments so far

1.  Amy
May 11th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Cant say I love them to be honest, they look a bit Make N Do for me. like Mary Fitzgerald went a bit mad with the glue and an egg box……me no likey!

2.  Gina
May 11th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

I LOVE THEM and reckon I could nearly walk in them too…….. of ……erm but on a sick note if you click on one cup (as I did out of sheer oo look at one cup its kinda greenish I wonder why, nosiness) it brings you to that god awful video of 2 girls onecup its the illness in me that I know about this link in the first place :lol:

3.  Stylebitch (B)
May 11th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

yes I linked to that ‘godawful’ video…I’m pretty much willing to do ANYTHING for these shoes.

Amy - you’re dead to me.

4.  Gina
May 11th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

(B) what is the gold thingy underneath I NEED TO SEE IT NOW its annoying me that I dont know lol
your Poem rocks as much as the shoes and I can now visualize you as a dominatrix clad in leather with a blonde high ponytail coming out the top of your mask lol

5.  Amy
May 12th, 2009 at 11:15 am

I know and I’m sorry (B) but I couldnt go on with the charade! Its the platform bit that makes me sad :(

6.  Stylebitch (L)
May 12th, 2009 at 11:26 am

I love the fan part at the back!
Gina you know every time something’s green it means we’ve linked it something intentionally right? :)


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