An Ode to Marc Jacobs

Oh Marc Jacobs with your body so fine

Why must you sip from the gayness wine?

Can’t you relinquish your inherent gay pride,

And come to Ireland to give me the ride?

I’ll wear y-fronts and a George Clooney mask, 

And do any kind of unwomanly shizzle you ask. 

Just say you’ll turn for one night only,

And I will make you my sweet love pony.

Yours forever in lust, (B).

By Sandy Dee…

Shall i compare thee to a summers day?

thou body more rippling for I to lay.

i’d let u rear end me on buds of may,

so afterwards i cud hear u say..

have my fall line, summer line too..

iIll throw in some glasses and some shoes for you..

this relationship would please us both,

so Marc you’ve pulled grab your coat.

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22 comments so far

1.  Migilito
May 6th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

that’s beautiful

2.  Sandra
May 6th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

gayness wine?? is there an antidote perhaps??

3.  JANICE G
May 6th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

AH B, THAT IS SO ROMANTIC…
I’M SURE IT’D MAKE HIM BLUSH…

UR FUCKIN GAS…

4.  Stylebitch (L)
May 6th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

Ha ha, that’s brilliant!!!

5.  Stylebitch (B)
May 6th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

I’m getting this tattood on my back along with an image I made of the two of us frolicking in a hay field. I just FEEL that once he sees this work of art on my body he’ll realise the error of his gay ways.

6.  becky
May 6th, 2009 at 9:33 pm

thats pure beauty,!! the way those love hearts are shaped so prefect, brings a tear to my eye!!
And ur man in the pic isnt to bad etheir :DXx

7.  becky
May 6th, 2009 at 9:33 pm

(B) hes hypnotic!!

8.  Stylebitch (B)
May 6th, 2009 at 9:34 pm

He’s hypnotising my hoo ha.

9.  Gina
May 6th, 2009 at 10:04 pm

(B) I bow before your greatness if that Ode dont turn him then nothing will and of all the women in the world you deserve to be on him, in him, around him, all over him

10.  Stylebitch (B)
May 6th, 2009 at 10:06 pm

Gina - failing that, are you on for a bit of kidnapping/stalking? I have a feeling you’d be the very woman to put my faith in in this regard.

11.  Sandra
May 6th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

ha ha i love the pic thou u cud have made it a bit more raunchy :D

12.  Gina
May 6th, 2009 at 11:39 pm

(B) i’m already on the case HETTY WAINTHROP is on the case I may need roisin to help me

13.  vanessa
May 6th, 2009 at 11:50 pm

this is nothing short of pure genius (B) you are a legend!!

14.  Leah
May 7th, 2009 at 8:16 am

…..but if you really can’t change
then I’ll no longer nag
if you promise to give me a load of handbags.

Ps - does Jakey know about this?

15.  Stylebitch (B)
May 7th, 2009 at 10:43 am

Yes let us continue this ode!! Who has a few lines to throw at it?

Eh…Jake and Marc have a very special friendship too, so I’m sure he wont mind sharing….

16.  triona
May 7th, 2009 at 10:52 am

(B) you are a genius & a ledge all rolled into one :)

17.  Sandra
May 7th, 2009 at 11:09 am

do we have to keep it clean? :D

18.  Stylebitch (B)
May 7th, 2009 at 11:14 am

NO SANDRA!!! come on move your poetry body…

Ha ha! Thank you Triona,takes one to know one…and I have a mirror.

19.  Sandra
May 7th, 2009 at 11:20 am

Shall i compare thee to a summers day? thou body more rippling for I to lay. i’d let u rear end me on buds of may, so afterwards i cud hear u say.. have my fall line, summer line too.. i’ll throw in some glasses and some shoes for you.. this relationship would please us both, so marc you’ve pulled grab your coat.

20.  Stylebitch (B)
May 7th, 2009 at 11:29 am

GENIUS!!!!

21.  Pa
May 7th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

OI!
Hands off..
He’s Miiiine :P

22.  Stylebitch (B)
May 7th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

We can share!

 

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