An Ode to Marc Jacobs
Oh Marc Jacobs with your body so fine
Why must you sip from the gayness wine?
Can’t you relinquish your inherent gay pride,
And come to Ireland to give me the ride?
I’ll wear y-fronts and a George Clooney mask,
And do any kind of unwomanly shizzle you ask.
Just say you’ll turn for one night only,
And I will make you my sweet love pony.
Yours forever in lust, (B).
By Sandy Dee…
Shall i compare thee to a summers day?
thou body more rippling for I to lay.
i’d let u rear end me on buds of may,
so afterwards i cud hear u say..
have my fall line, summer line too..
iIll throw in some glasses and some shoes for you..
this relationship would please us both,
so Marc you’ve pulled grab your coat.