Ooooh, we LOVE the Oscars on The Stylebitches! What did you think of the peoples, the dresses, the winners, the dresses, the losers, the dresses…and the dresses!! Get chatting in comments below! 

(B) & (L)

Penelope Cruz in vintage Balmain

hmmmm…didn’t like it around the bust, bit doily, but still incredible as a construction. (B)

Sarah Jessica Parker in Dior..(and soon to be ex- husband?!?!)

Eh..where did those boobs come from!?!?!? Very fabulous guna. (B)

Natalie Portman in Rodarte

I adore Rodarte, but this…It’s a bit Paris Hilton no?..and the makeup is just TOTALLY wrong for this look. (B)

Mile Cyrus in Zuhair Murad

i have to say I entirely love it, excetin’ - the shells on the belt make it too reminiscent of Ariel : The Littlest Hobo Mermaid or whatever…and Miley is 16 and too damn young to be rocking such elegance!! This dress would have been divine on Frieda Pinto or even shock! Kate Winslet, had she the balls to wear it… (B)

Heidi Klum

I could NOT love Heidi’s jewellery more. FABULOUS!!!! She looked damn sexy, which was refreshing in all the glamour. (B)

Kate Winslet in YSL 

I think she looks elegant, but I just…I just wanted something MORE!!!! (B)

Frieda Pinto in Galliano

After red, blue is my least favourite colour of the Gay Flag. Beautiful cut though, and she is stunning. Vomit. (B)

Jessica Biel in Prada.

Oh dear. her dress looks uncircumcised. Her hair looks ratty. Shocking. (B)

Melissa George in D&G

Just…no. It’s dull in it’s ‘wackiness’… back to the Bay for you M.G! (B)

Jennifer Aniston in Valentino

The hair is a big no for me, but she looks tanned, healthy, relaxed, fun AND elegant. Who wins for you - Jen or Ange? (B)

Two total randomers.

So OVER this grown up elegant Angelina. Bring back the leather! The goth! (B)

Evan Rachel Wood in Elie Saab

She looks like she’d bate ya! As elegant as the dress is, she looks eee-vil!! (B)

Beyonce in House of Dereon (or Bay Trading)

Dear Sweet Baby Jebus. How could you let a ‘chosen one’ such as Beyoncer leave the house in THIS dress and THAT hair?!? (B)

Alicia Keys in Armani Prive

i just…i just don’t get it. I don’t like it. It’s meh. (B)

Amy Adams in Carolina Herrerreerrrerra.

This dress looks like it comes from the ‘Fancy!’ section of the local sex shop. Absolutely HORRENDOUS! I really, truly detest Carolina Herrerra’s designs.   (B)


Anne Hathaway in Armani

I can appreciate that this is a nice dress. But the word ‘nice’ sums it up. Anne too, is nice. I’m off to wash the dishes as I imagine the dishwater would be less dull in my mind. (B)

Marion Cotillard in Dior

I can not believe that she followed up last year’s divine creation in this. I can not believe that this came from Dior. Shocking. (B)

Queen Latifah in Chakra. 

There is something very anti-curvy about this dress. She looks all boxed in, when she should look soft and sensual and shapely. (B)

Taj Mahal or whatever P. Henson in Cavalli

Stunning dress on Taraji. beautiful jewellery. Well played! Who knew you didn’t have to look like a pikey in Cavalli! (B)

Tilda Swinton in Lanvin

Tilda Swinton lives in a Scottish castle, with her ex-husband, their kids, his new girlfriend and her new boyfriend. That explains rather a lot, and makes me love her and any oddity she so chooses to wear. (B)

Viola Davis in Reem Acra

Her husband looks beyond annoying. He introduced HIMSELF first in the interviews. In fairness, he was probably trying to distract us from this HEINOUS dress. debs anyone? (B)

Marisa Tomei in Versace

If only this dress had some depth of colour, or other interest apart from the folds. It’s too much, yet not enough. (B)

Amanda Seyfried in Valentino

Came across APPALLINGLY in her red carpet interviews. Can’t sing so embarrassed by Beyonce and Vanessa Hudgens on stage. Dress is the wrong side of demented and she can’t work it. All wrong. Fail. (B)

Leslie Mann in Pamella Roland

Whoever this Pamella Roland is, she is sure making a lot of gunas for this awards season. This is a lovely dress, but doesn’t suit leslie’s colouring. I would have preferred this on Marion Cotillard or even angelina for a change…(B)

Diane Lane in D&G and hub-sand/ride Josh Brolin

“Hello! It’s the Brolins here! We’ve decided to take a holiday from Ridey town and book two tickets to Safeville! We’ll be taking Safe Airways to a lovely spot called the Safe Hotel! See you there!” (B)

Meryl Streep in Ferreti

Y’see, Helen Mirren would have made this look sexy. Don’t be scurred of looking ridey as you age Meryl! This IS very elegant and all that jazz, but how about a bit of raciness next year…(B)

*Many of these images were borrowded from the brilliant blog - Red Carpet Fashion Awards. Others were thieved from around the intraweb.*



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150 comments so far

1.  Stylebitch (B)
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:22 pm

Are you watching it on Sky or E!..? I tried Sky but I just love the tack of E!

2.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm

i’m watchin live at the red carpet now i’d love some man to break out and not wear the typical black tux

3.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm

on E

4.  Stylebitch (B)
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 pm

What did you think of Miley Cyrus’ guna?

5.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 pm

Im with it on E aswel.Liked Mileys dress.I feel a proudness for Dev Patel.From Skins to the oscars!!

6.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm

ya i loved skins too! gonna rewind there look at miley dress thank god for sky plus :D

7.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:26 pm

Soo have to get the sky plus in.Who designed Mileys dress?!!It looked very Marchesa.

8.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm

What has Zac Efron done to his hair?
Im not impressed.

9.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm

no idea! i’d prefered jennifer greys dress had it been in diff colour

10.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm

ohhhh his old doll looks gorgeous

11.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:33 pm

I missed her dress.I was too transfixed in zacs hair down the corner.Yeah,isnt she a doll!

12.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:34 pm

pity her boyfriend was wearin more make up then her

13.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 pm

oh my god phoebe cates has aged sooo well never knew they were married!!

14.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 pm

Yeah,and i have a pervy fancy on him but he’s not doin it for me tonight.I flicked it over to sky there.Dont think Fearnes lookin her best.

15.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm

na they try to be intellectiual bout it and i love E’s trashy style hee hee!! did u hear how their announcing the winners crazeeee

16.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm

amy take off the neck armour nooooo

17.  Gina
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm


18.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm

Yeah,i like that idea.Shake it up a bit.

19.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm

Why Gina?!Rte on doing some kind of special.

20.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm

amy adams has a necklace on her that resembles armour slash fruitbowl

21.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm

Aw,the wee kiddies!

22.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:46 pm

watch out kiddies angelina will adopt ye if she sees ye

23.  Gina
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:46 pm

woohoo thanks sandy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

24.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:47 pm

Ha!Ha!your bad Sandy..Loving that Jen is presenting,hope it cuts to Brad and Anges reaction when she comes on stage.

25.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:49 pm

ya and i hope she looks rockin thou if angelina has heard bout the blow job comment she’ll be the smug one!!

26.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:51 pm

True,john will have to keep his eyes firmly on Jen..Theres Dev!!
Are you watching Gina?

27.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 pm

how funny is it that dev’s amazed by seein john legend ha

28.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:53 pm

giuliana is gorgeous

29.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:54 pm

I love her hair!

30.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:56 pm

look at heidi i am depressed now!! stunning

31.  janette
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 pm

Feck,i missed her.I flicked over to Fearne to see what Dev had to say to her.

32.  Stylebitch (B)
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 pm

What do you think of what Fern is wearing?

John Legend’s bird is STUNNING!!

So pleased for Danny Boyle…

MOST IMPORTANTLY - WHAT ARE YOU ALL MUNCHING ON AS YOU WATCH? I have the best popcorn I’ve ever made…I always burn it… and green tea!

33.  Sandydee
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 pm

i was joan rivers was doin the interviewing! ohhhhh look its jay lookin savage

34.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 am

Heidi Klum’s jewellery….


35.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:01 am

i am eating crisps sandwiches debatin if i wil stay up and watch it and let the hubby drop lorraine to school instead in morning!!

36.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:02 am


Oh my god- she just showed her spanx!! on E!

37.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 am

I can only see the top of Fearnes dress.dont think shes looking to great.
Im not munching on anything but theres a cream doughnut in the kitchen that has my name on it.
Do you know who Mileys dress is from,B?!

38.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:05 am

i actually love seal! u can tell heidi is besotted with him

39.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:06 am

She looks fab and is always full of fun!Wonder why Amanda Seyfried arrived alone?!i thought her and dominic cooper were doing a line!

40.  Gina
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 am

i had to resort to the live stream on Bebo to see it lol the 2 women on it are wrecking my head already lol

41.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:09 am

really who are they? i think the best supporter actors awards are given out first

42.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:09 am

see him there michael sheen is he kate beckinsdale ex father of her child?

43.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 am

I haven’t a clue Sandy.Im flickin from one to the other so missin all.

44.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 am

she’s wearing Zuhair Murad Janette!

more photos to follow asap!

45.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 am

ohhhhhhh sjp

46.  Gina
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 am


47.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 am

Yeah,what do you think of her dress?Josh Brolin,yum!!!

48.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:14 am

whoever that blonde girl was that Ryan just interviewed came across REALLY badly

49.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:15 am

Thats Amanda Seyfried from Mamma Mia.her dress is rank.Ive just spotted angel from home and away.

50.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:17 am

she’s in mean girls too!! melissa george she’s in greys anatomy now! i don’t get the robert pattison obsession ewww

51.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 am

No either do i.Looks like SJP and Matthew are still on!

52.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 am

SJP says it’s on…..

53.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:19 am

tis alllll a showwwww remember nick cage and ur one arquette sure!!

54.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 am

Did they do the same thing?
Do you mean the movie B?

55.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 am

ya they were separated for 6 yrs and wud turn up to events and premiere’s together!

56.  Gina
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:24 am

there is a pic of jade in a wedding dress on bebo i put the link on the jade thread
it cant possibly be real can it

57.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:26 am

i replied to u there gina did u go to eonline i think u can watch the oscars on it

58.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 am

i thought sean penn and his wifey split up coz of his wondering eye

59.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:29 am

they got back together soon after.Poor mickey rourke what he said about his dog!

60.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 am

i know poor thing! ya sean penn dirty dog he had an affair with kate moss too!

61.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 am

mickey rourke looks like he’s auditioning for miami vice :D

62.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 am

Anne Hathaways dress is wow!

63.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:34 am

Yes I mean the movie!

I thought the chemistry between SJP and yer man was waaayyyy oofffff!! I see splitsville!

64.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:36 am

Do you think?im no good like that.Body language and me-dont go together.

65.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 am

Jessica biel’s hair looks greasy…

66.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 am

whoopsssie ms biel made a mistake with her shoes

67.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 am

I don’t know, i just thought they were not in synch…not making eye contact - more on his part more than hers. She was trying..

OOH! Here’s Brangelina!!! Why is she wearing Black AGAIN!!!

68.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:39 am

why did angelina go so boring!

69.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:39 am

Her shoes dont look right with that dress.Penelope in a light colour and Brad and Ange just arrived.Her dress is very safe.

70.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 am

we’re all sayin the same things ha ha

71.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 am

thats gas,we all thought the same with Angie.

72.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 am

omigod we done ot again

73.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 am

ha ha well great minds and that xx

74.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:42 am

i don’t like penny cruz i think she looks evil!

75.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:42 am

Philip Seymour Hoffman in a beanie!

76.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 am

just about to type it janette ahhh stop readin my mind!

77.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:44 am


78.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:44 am

wouldn’t u love someone to let rip bout their co star ha god i hated that bitch!! add bit of excitement like

79.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:45 am

Angelina looks a little…tired? around the eyes…could she be knocked up again!?!?!?

Penelope, SJP and Miley are very similar!!

80.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 am

Yeah or if Kate winslet or someone said that bitch Angelina better not win.I deserve it more.

81.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 am

or if cameron diaz was like state of the shoes on ur one my ex is banging ha ha

82.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:47 am

I don’t like beyonce’s dress….

OOOOOH!! Kate Winslet looks very fancy!

83.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:47 am

kate looks so classic

84.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:47 am

She couldnt possibly.dont mean to be crude but,Bucket!!!
Yeah,very alike.
Dont no if im sure about kates dress.

85.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 am

seriously!! I wonder….. wouldn’t be surprised if was up the duffers.

Finding it very hard to get photos live… if anyone finds a good site let me know so I can swipe them!


86.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 am

i like it she looks.. beyonce’s dress looks like curtains

87.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 am

did u try eonline B

88.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 am

the dress was very flowy though.Beyonces dress is horrible.

89.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:53 am B

90.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 am

what time does the show start?

91.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 am

thanks ladies but they are either flash so you can’t nick ‘em…. or way too small… grrr. Will stay searching the blogs!

and my internet is RIDICULOUSLY slow in my sitting room- yeah where my telly is…so may go to bed and watch it online - is the ceremony itself online?

92.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 am

brad OBVIOUSLY hates Ryan, the blanked him at the Sags, and it was obvious Brad couldn’t be bothered to speak to him…

93.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:00 am

There on Sky movies premiere from one.Its showing the actual ceremony.I dont have that channel though,ragin.Im hittin the hay girlies.

94.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 am

Night night janette! See you tomorrow! x

95.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 am

nite hun! ya big time gave him a comment and scadoddled then

96.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:09 am

it was a very obvious shun wasn’t it!

Beyonce’s hair is ATROCIOUS!!

97.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:12 am

her whole outfit is! did u find a live stream? ur one on sky annoys me but gok is on yayyy

98.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:20 am

No going to stay up!! Trying to round up photos, think we’ll have a bit of an oscars day on the site tomorrow! Maybe some classic dresses and speeches etc….

99.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:37 am

cool idea!! look at hugh!! ha ha

100.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:38 am

hattaway has a pair of lungs on her

101.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:40 am

I didn’t even know she could sing!!

102.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 am

hmmm he shud have prepaired a proper joke hee

103.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:45 am

what did he say to brangelina, i was making d’tea!

104.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 am

OOOOH!!!!! Look at the new presenting style!! i like so far…

105.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 am

oh just he didn’t have a joke for them that he was contracted to mention them 5 times durin the show!

106.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:47 am

hope penny doesn’t win

107.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 am

okay it’s getting a bit gushing now….

108.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 am

who’s going to get it Sandy? I reckon Penelope or Marisa…

109.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:50 am

stop totally! whats name fella sittin next to marisha rideeee

110.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:50 am

damn damn i can’t stand penny i think she looks like an evil pigeon

111.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:52 am

break up with tom cruise win an oscar mwhahahah

112.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 am

ha ha ha!! could be true!!

113.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 am

i love steve martin :D

114.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:59 am

toms oscar winning exes cher penny and nicole

115.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 am

oh oh poor jen! i say she’s so nervous

116.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 am

I’d say so…! Cheeky camera cut to Brangelina a couple of times…

117.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 am

and they had the big grins on them! i like jens dress

118.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 am

She looked great, it was very opposite ..Angie in the black and seductive, Jen in white and tanned and glowing…

it must be weird for brad to be sitting beside the mother of his kids looking at the woman he was once so in love with for so long, no?

119.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 am

WOW!! That set looks great!

120.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:17 am

i think so esp when we all know he did cheat on her with Ang he has to feel some guilt right?? do u think if i wrote to sjp she might give me that dress for my weeding?? she nearly fell too

121.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 am

It’s fabulous in all fairness.

Amanda Seyfried comes across badly.

122.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:32 am

how funny is ben stiller

123.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 am

take that jaoquin!!

124.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 am


125.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:43 am

is it wrong i find james franco soooo hot when he’s playin the stoner?

126.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:48 am

I love him. Ride.

127.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 am

i heard that he likes the boys :(

128.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:51 am


Is that true?

129.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:55 am

ya i’ve read it on a good few sites now its a continuing rumour that keeps popping up! i’m lovin bee and hugh!

130.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:57 am

for a couple who are suppose to be date zac and vanessa have nooo chemistry what so ever

131.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 am

The dancing to Abba at the end was amazing!

132.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:05 am

ohhh supporting actor! i say heath wil win but i wouldnt mind seein robert get it

133.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:09 am

i am loving his mothers dress

134.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:09 am

Oh I might cry now!

Heath’s mam and sister are actually the best dressed there!

135.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:11 am

Oh God!!

136.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:12 am

ya they were stunning! his mother looks so young too.. u cud see adrian brody holding back the tears! i think they need another musical number to bring the mood back up again!

137.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:37 am

i seriously need to go to bed eyes are hangin!! nite B my top 4 predictions are slumdog danny boyle kate winslet and mickey rourke thou i have a sneakin suspicion bout sean penn….. nite :D

138.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 am

Night! x

139.  Leah
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:29 am

SJPs dress is beautiful except slightly too much boob for me. Marion is wearing practically the same one!

Miley is gorgeous (and makes me think of Glenroe)

Love Heidi’s jewellery - doesn’t she design it herself? Not mad about dress - didn’t she do red last year?!

You just know Winslet has way more personality that she’s letting on with the clothes - shame.

Freida looked way more gorgeous in a pinky coloured dress up on the site recently. She shouldve just worn that again.

That’s so mean that someone would steal Biels hairbrush, brow pencil and mascara on the night of the Oscars. Poor girl. If you have info please call crimewatch.

I actually kind of like Alicia’s. Eye make up is a bit random though.

Amy Adams hair, skin, make-up, necklace - lovely!

Hathaway has such a crazy face she could carry off very elaborate stuff. Shame she doesn’t.

Taj Mahal - beautiful.

I admire Tilda’s consistency.

Meryl - do whatever the feck you want. Nuthin to prove, you’re wonderful.

For those I have not commented on I was either nonplussed or getting sick into my hand.

140.  Leah
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:32 am

oh and as always, Jen wins.

141.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:05 am

just noticed Taraji’s BAD bag…..

Agree with you on all points Leah - we are as one. Especially on frieda.

142.  Leah
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:18 am

jeez the bag - you’re right. I just can’t understand how these people with access to every wonderful bag that’s ever been made in the world can not get a co-ordinating one for THE OSCARS! If ever there was an occasion to make an effort with your clutch! Deep breaths.

Frieda totally would’ve got away with wearing that dress again-
a) she looked lovely in it
b) people would assume she couldn’t afford a new one coz she’s from India and they would feel bad so they wouldn’t say anything
c) Ditto above but replace India with Global Financial Crisis

No probs!

143.  pammy
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 am

Jesus where did SJPs boobs come from? im guessing Harley Street

Jen wins for me Ange looks to severe and minging

,Mileys dress is ok i guess

Penelope is too weddingy

Frieda wins it for me i love it

never mind tildas clothes maan her eyes are mesmerising

why did Beyonce come in a curtain?

144.  Liz
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am

Miley Cyrus’ dress is amazing.
My next favourite is Taj Mahal or whatever P. Henson in Cavalli :)

Slumdog Millionaire is fabulous. Well done!!!

145.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am

Oh guys,ye where up all night watching.I was ragin that i had no way to watch the ceremony.
I didnt get to see Jen.She looked fab,i think.Did she not do the red carpet?!

146.  Stylebitch (B)
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Ha ha Leah!!!

exactly Pammy, why DID beyonce come in a curtain?!?!?

We missed you Janette! No Jen didn’t do it, and she was in the second row with John Mayer while Brangelina had a front row seat…eek!

147.  janette
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 pm

I was away watchin as much as i could on youtube there.What award did Jen give out so i can have a look?!
Heaths parents made a lovely speech.

148.  Keith
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Out of all the Oscars this year most people did well I thought!

My faves of the night were, Natalie Portman,she took a risk and it totally paid off. Always nice to see soemthing different from black and beige! Kate winslet, Last night she needed to look amazing and would have been foolish to take a risk! Halle berry, too die for! Just floored by the girl. Jennifer Aniston ,But i totally agree with the hair thing…Something constructed would have been amazing, C’mon Angelina Jolie was right in front of you!!! Bitch stole your man!

Losts of other best dressed too…

Re: Amanda Seyfried

She was like a narky little cunt on the red carpet…like what was her deal! i think she even rolled her eyes to ryan seacrest about 4 times!

149.  Sandydee
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:42 pm

ohhhh B didn’t i call sean penn! i am only watching it now!! just resurfaced :D

150.  Stylebitch (B)
August 24th, 2009 at 10:46 am

I watched ‘Rachel Getting Married’ yesterday, the one Anne hathaway was up for….worst load of BOLL*CKS I have ever seen in my young beautiful shiny life. Worst. WORST.

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