So the Beckhams have called their new baba gurl ‘Harper Seven Beckham’. Bless them, they’re not the brightest. Somebody should tell them it’s number FOUR! You have FOUR children. Those other children are only DOLLS, David! They’re NOT REAL!! …Thank God he’s so pretty.

Can’t imagine where else they might have got the number Seven… imaginative/cruel stuff right there. Now Harper, I can live with. Harper Beckham…yeah…nice! But Harper Seven, as B pointed out this morning, sounds like ‘Half past Seven’. Although with their penchant for naming children after the conditions in which they were concieved, maybe there’s something in that…?

Anyway, Howeye Harper Seven! Welcome along.


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2 comments so far

1.  Janice G
July 11th, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Seven? Eh maybes it’s bcoz - Beckham wore no.7, baby was born in 7th hour, it weighed 7lb something, Vic has had 7 boob jobs, maybe they inserted 7 eggs, or she wore 7 dresses nite baby was planned, or she’s licked 7 different flavoured lettuces in her lifetime…. Etc etc!

2.  Phoebe Dixon
July 11th, 2011 at 7:43 pm

seven minutes to conceive?


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