No nononononononononononononononono - Taylor Swift and Jake Gylenlenanenhanehanhaal?!? Rumours have been circulating, but now…now…the proof.

NO! No no - I won’t have it. I was okay-ish with the mature but still cute situation of Reese Witherspoon, but the CHILD that is Taylor Swift?!? NO! KANYE WEST - YOU BETTER TYPE UP SOME CAPS TYLE SHIZZLE ABOUT THIS! YOU BETTER COME BACK AND FINISH THE JOB YOU STARTED ON THAT MTV AWARD STAGE ALL THOSE MONTHS AGO. I’m demanding some sort of reparation here people! Give Taylor Swift to the IMF! Ollie Ren might need a new wife! I don’t know - SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!

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8 comments so far

1.  Roisinanna
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:19 pm

Taylor, I’m going to have to stop you there…She’s 20, he’s 29..Normally this would be ok…but not this time bitch.

2.  Roisinanna
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:19 pm

actually hang on…how is he only 29?

3.  ali
December 2nd, 2010 at 5:43 pm

WHAT?!!?

Time for the stylebitches to lock Jakey baby back up in their cellar….

4.  Sinead
December 2nd, 2010 at 6:57 pm

He’s 29 or thereabouts alright. Think he was born in 1980.

Yes I have done some serious web-stalking on him. I’m not ashamed

5.  Ellzer
December 2nd, 2010 at 11:59 pm

aaaaghhhhhh, what is it with this girl? First she has a go off my boy Taylor Lautner…and now she’s got her mitts on Jake!….Seriously though, is he only 29?? Hate to say it, I’d have put 33 on him!!! Right I’m off to specsavers!!

6.  Cliodhna
December 3rd, 2010 at 2:18 pm

This is in response to Laura’s Tooth Whitening topic on the forum (I can’t register to leave a comment, link seems to be broken?) Had a professional whitening done two yrs ago and nearly knawed my boyf’s arm off trying to cope with pain! I was a dribbling mess. It seems to affect some more than others. I didn’t have pain killers in the house at the time but would suggest you take them bout half hr before whitening. Swore I’d never do it again but have to admit I’m tempted- must be like bearing kids!

7.  Maryne
December 6th, 2010 at 12:20 pm

I cant believe he went for her. Not after gorgeous Reese.

8.  Aoife K
December 7th, 2010 at 9:49 am

I just don’t get Taylor Swift. She looks like some kind of alien cat hybrid. I do however get Jake Gyllenhall very much. What a stud. I can’t believe he’s only 29 though! What does he see in her??

 

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