Look, a blind man could see the flaws in Kerry Katona’s outfit…*coughrankshoescough*…but props to her crops; she actually looks semi-human for a change. The photo call was to promote her 74th reality show: ‘Please never stop looking at me or I’ll die’ …or something. Think she’s admitting the drugs in this one - that sorta alternates between series to keep things fresh. So she had to look all ‘Ooh I’m clean and a new woman’-ish and so off to the gym she trotted. Add a new dress from Littlewoods and shazzam!!!! …she no longer craves the white stuff.

Magik!

Anyway, what was my point? Oh yeah, what dya make of her gettup?

(L)

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5 comments so far

1.  Roisinanna
December 1st, 2010 at 12:33 pm

you can take the girl out of the commonality but you can never the the commonality out of the girl…that sentence makes little sense but you catch my drift..I guess its better than her having another baby for publicity..

2.  Elaine
December 1st, 2010 at 2:46 pm

I agree Rosisanna - you can dress her up (kind of ish) but you couldnt take her anywhere - I give her 6mths and she’ll be fat again and back on the scrap heap of whatever Z-list pile she hails from…

3.  orlsybop
December 1st, 2010 at 6:20 pm

Elaine she will indeed be fat in six months, but she can’t help being addicted to frozen turkey korma, it’s an occupational hazard, after being the (pig-)face of iceland. With all the fat sucked outa her she was able to feed 97832 starving children in Africa. Madonna’s kinda pissed at her though, as this means there’ll be less to choose from next time she goes shopping.

4.  Roisinanna
December 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 pm

ah now! We don’t like f word! Lets just focus on her snorting coke while her kids are in the next room, having babies for an OK mag cover and eating kebabs while sitting on a kerb (actually I’ve done that last one)..I think thats plenty to be getting on with.. Oh and lets not forget her HORRENDOUS taste in fellas..

5.  grace
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:22 pm

shes a bit of a dog really .

 

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