Look, a blind man could see the flaws in Kerry Katona’s outfit…*coughrankshoescough*…but props to her crops; she actually looks semi-human for a change. The photo call was to promote her 74th reality show: ‘Please never stop looking at me or I’ll die’ …or something. Think she’s admitting the drugs in this one - that sorta alternates between series to keep things fresh. So she had to look all ‘Ooh I’m clean and a new woman’-ish and so off to the gym she trotted. Add a new dress from Littlewoods and shazzam!!!! …she no longer craves the white stuff.
Anyway, what was my point? Oh yeah, what dya make of her gettup?