Pat yizzerselves on the back ladies. If you can’t reach I suggest using a household implement such as a wooden spoon, or perhaps a lengthy cucumber. Because clearly Cheryl and Dannii have been reading this blog intently and learning from your fair but firm criticisms. The evidence being that they both looked turbo-minty-whopper-fresh this week. Oh you are wel-cooome!
They even managed to co-ordinate necklines on both nights. Also…who is Dannii’s hair dresser and who do I have to sleep with to have a go? Savage. Like, all the time.
Over to you….