This Saturday, like a certain OTHER Ozzy ex-soap star, I was torn. I like Cheryl’s dress. And, believe it or not, I don’t have a huge issue with the fake mop. (Still loath the plum rinse but anyway). But why do her legs always look like she’s wearing ice-skater tights? Is she wearing tights? Or is it a caked-on, Sally Hanson leg spray situation? More than likely… Either way she looks like a mannequin and it kinda freaks me out. Dannii was a big Ridey McRiderson again. I could eat her dress. And where is she getting all these awesome earrings? I don’t wear them, but if I did…
As for Sunday….ugh…I dispair. Dannii, what are ye playin’ at? Thankfully there are all kind of toilet roll cover, flamenco type references I can make to avoid making the obvious, slightly racist, one. Look, you’ve been pretty consistent up until now so I’ll let you off this once. But consider yourself warned! Cheryl’s dress is almost nice but it didn’t stand a chance against the earrings - surely they’d look better teamed with ‘goin’ ou’ pijamiz’? And I’d like to draw your attention to her feet……. WTF?! Stripper shoes? Just coz she dances loco, it don’t make her…..well…..
Tags: cheryl cole, cheryl tweedy, dannii minogue, X Factor
Okay….Does anyone else see that the dress Cheryl wore on Sunday looks like the dress she wore on the Sunday TreyC was sent home but wrapped in a scarf??? Is it just me?
Also what the fup was with Katie’s new hairdo? I thought it was heinous and a despicable way to try and win the public vote. Guess it worked though.
Yuck to both if Cheryl’s ensembles! She is Queen of the Chavs this series (and every other series!) Also, what is the story with her face the past few weeks? She’s looking very puffy and her face is even more caked than her ice-skater legs! She’d need a chizel to get all of that off! I hate Danni but she is looking classy, unlike Chezza!
I’m told the puffy face is Malaria related…Malaria-face…never a good look.
I wish there was a none of them option!
On Saturday, Dannii’s shoes just don’t go with her dress. The platform is too much.
Sunday, I hated that bit of hair left down on Cheryl. I thought Dannii’e dress worked sitting down but definitely not seeing it full view.
(L), regarding the malaria-face, word on the street has it that its Cheryl’s own fault she got malaria in the first place. The mosquito that bit her has just done an exclusive tell-all with the News of the World and claims it was self-defence, that she met cheryl in the toilets of a nightclub and reached for the last lollipop, when Cheryl flipped and started screaming insectist abuse. Mozzy (the mosquito)has apparently contacted Nadine Coyle about starting a support group for victims of ‘Emperor’s New Cheryl’ syndrome, which affects one in three people who stare directly into her chavvy eyes. Symptoms include vomiting, instant hasbeen-itus, public vilification and becoming a Tesco Value spokesperson.
nothing says “Classie” like see-through-heels
The saturday cheryl dress is Bodyamr, J’adore them