There’s something very ‘Hollywood’ about a triple-barreled name; Eva Longoria Parker…Sarah Jessica Parker…Sarah Michelle Gellar…Freddie Prince Junior… Now that Eva Longoria’s divorcing Tony Parker she will be about 33% less A-list. Don’t get me wrong, Mr. Basketball star here was scoring three pointers into somebody else’s net (sorry) so it gotsta go. But I have compiled a short list of alternatives:

  1. Eva Longoria Murphy (The Irish option)
  2. Eva Longoria Shmoria (aren’t rhyming names jaunty?)
  3. Eva Longoria Longoria? (Easy to remember)
  4. Eva Longoria McDonalds (I figure she could sell her third name as adspace)
  5. Eva Longoria CheatingbastardParker (My personal fave)

    Eva if you’re reading this, and I know you are, please tick the appropriate box and I will have the paperwork drawn up.

    Chop chop, time is money.

    (L)

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    4 comments so far

    1.  susu
    November 18th, 2010 at 1:55 am

    He always had a touch of the “Ashley Coles” about him, I thought.

    2.  Roisinanna
    November 18th, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Eva Longoria Kelly (my surname)…I’m already married but i’d switch basketball teams for her…she can do better than him..And he does have a touch of the Ashleys about him. The big thundering prick.

    3.  Sandydee
    November 22nd, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Eva longoria the Explora!

    4.  Lisa
    November 25th, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    How about Eva Longoria Evenlonger? Lx

     

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