There’s something very ‘Hollywood’ about a triple-barreled name; Eva Longoria Parker…Sarah Jessica Parker…Sarah Michelle Gellar…Freddie Prince Junior… Now that Eva Longoria’s divorcing Tony Parker she will be about 33% less A-list. Don’t get me wrong, Mr. Basketball star here was scoring three pointers into somebody else’s net (sorry) so it gotsta go. But I have compiled a short list of alternatives:
- Eva Longoria Murphy (The Irish option)
- Eva Longoria Shmoria (aren’t rhyming names jaunty?)
- Eva Longoria Longoria? (Easy to remember)
- Eva Longoria McDonalds (I figure she could sell her third name as adspace)
- Eva Longoria CheatingbastardParker (My personal fave)
Eva if you’re reading this, and I know you are, please tick the appropriate box and I will have the paperwork drawn up.
Chop chop, time is money.