Things NOT to do:

1. Throw cats in bins

2. Joke about blowing stuff up on Twitter

3. Admit to penchant for Copper Face Jacks to potential employer

4. Eat yellow snow

5. Wear ‘F*** You’ necklace to meet impressionables.

Good work Riri!


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6 comments so far

1.  lolo
November 16th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

F*you around her neck, a gun tattoo, maybe it was a case of self defence for Chris Brown?
I do not like this woman. She sings like a frog.

2.  Roisinanna
November 16th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

she should have gone the whole hog and got another chain under with ‘you little shits’ on it… in for a penny

3.  orlsybop
November 16th, 2010 at 9:19 pm

lolo: couldn’t agree more, she does sing like a frog. Specifically, like a castrated bullfrog who’s choking on a cat with sinusitis while tripping on acid. I just hope and pray for the alligator to come to her part of the swamp and dispense with her (remember the budweiser ads?). Anyway, Rihanna and her ginormous massive forehead should just go away and stop setting a bad example to little kids. Or I’ll come round and break her patela, ella, ella, eh eh eh.
Jesus but she’s an awful singer.

4.  SJH
November 17th, 2010 at 11:22 am

any opinion i had on Rhianna has been overshadowed and obliterated by my new love for orlsybop. please write a book. immediately. i think you are the solution to the recession.

5.  Stylebitch (L)
November 17th, 2010 at 11:32 am

I’m with you SJH! I’m thinking about just giving her the passwords and retiring! :)

6.  ali
November 17th, 2010 at 7:11 pm

It’s not a forehead when it’s that big Orlsybob…it’s a five head


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