Dannii Minogue, ye big dirty ride ye! I actually have nothing bad to say about you for Saturday….like, at all! This worries me slightly. Have I lost my powers?! Or maybe you just look bleedin’ deadly! Oh! - but you did act like a prize egg snapping your fingers at Louis Walsh like a child so that’s something I guess…phewzers!
Saturday Cheryl looked like…Cheryl. I love her Cavalli dress ‘n’all, but her hair is that of a 15 year old going to school. If only she’d consider an up-do! That couldn’t possibly go wrong…..could it?!
Sunday night’s dresses were much the same…in that they were not the same in any way…but Dannii’s was much nicer…again. That sentence made ALL KINDS of sense in my head.
So, that’s that. We’ve covered everything of note from this week’s fashion I think. Or have I left anything out? No? Grand. See you all this time next week for more X Factor fashion.
Oh actually there was one more thing……..CHERYL’S HAIR!!!!
WTFlip?! Let’s just get them all out there …..Minnie Mouse…Princess Leia…Pebbles Flintstone…Gary Oldman in Dracula (google it)… what on earth was it supposed to be?! If it was an attempt to draw all eyes to her noggin, it worked. Congratulations! But you still looked like an awful tit. Two of them, in fact.