Dannii Minogue, ye big dirty ride ye! I actually have nothing bad to say about you for Saturday….like, at all! This worries me slightly. Have I lost my powers?! Or maybe you just look bleedin’ deadly! Oh! - but you did act like a prize egg snapping your fingers at Louis Walsh like a child so that’s something I guess…phewzers!

Saturday Cheryl looked like…Cheryl. I love her Cavalli dress ‘n’all, but her hair is that of a 15 year old going to school. If only she’d consider an up-do! That couldn’t possibly go wrong…..could it?!

Sunday night’s dresses were much the same…in that they were not the same in any way…but Dannii’s was much nicer…again. That sentence made ALL KINDS of sense in my head.

So, that’s that. We’ve covered everything of note from this week’s fashion I think. Or have I left anything out? No? Grand. See you all this time next week for more X Factor fashion.


Oh actually there was one more thing……..CHERYL’S HAIR!!!!

WTFlip?! Let’s just get them all out there …..Minnie Mouse…Princess Leia…Pebbles Flintstone…Gary Oldman in Dracula (google it)… what on earth was it supposed to be?! If it was an attempt to draw all eyes to her noggin, it worked. Congratulations! But you still looked like an awful tit. Two of them, in fact.

What the ****?!

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5 comments so far

1.  Annie
November 16th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

ahahaa.. I was reeeeally wondering why there was no mention of the hair.. scanning down the page..no sign but thankfully it was just a scroll down :)

2.  Roisinanna
November 16th, 2010 at 2:49 pm

cheryl, trying to be fashion forward and its just uncomfortable for everyone.. And was that a low pony she was rockin ? And that gold dress did not fit her..How can a size zero woman not fit into her dress…Boob spillage! Never a good look… Was Cheryl not wearing the long one on Saturday though?? did I drink so much wine that I’ve forgotten? Are the pics mixed up in an X Factor/Glee style mash up?

3.  Roisinanna
November 16th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

I meant the long black one…no, i’m wrong…I did in fact drink too much wine…So, i’ll just get my coat.

4.  orlsybop
November 17th, 2010 at 12:11 am

I agree (L), Cheryl’s hair reminded me of the character from Little Nicky, with Adam Sandler, whose punishment from Satan is to have a pair of boobs on his head. Seriously, look it up, the SPIT of her, i tell ya.
And the cut of her in that dress, really, if she was aiming for two squashed baps in a mesh bag, she achieved it….way to give yourself a man chest. mmmm, attractive.

5.  Ellzer
November 17th, 2010 at 12:38 am

I think its fantastic for a woman who only popped a sprog a few months ago to be beating cheryl in the style stakes!! Go Danni!!! I actually cant comment on the minnie mouse ears/hairdo…words FAIL ME!!


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