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Just watch it…scary creepy cat. 

Like all cats really. I read a postcard somewhere that said ‘Dogs have owners, cats have staff.’ That’s creepy - that a cat can basically make a human being pander to it’s every need. We ALL know someone who is stupid about their cat. Think about it - it’s weird and evil. That’s all I have to say about that. I may have some sort of cat-fearing extended EP hangover situation though. 


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14 comments so far

1.  gracielou
September 8th, 2010 at 2:24 pm

I totally disagree with this. I am in no way a slave to my cats. (is that ok masters or do I have to write some more before serving you salmon from the table??)

2.  Stylebitch (B)
September 8th, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Gracielou, I just received a very disturbing email from your cat, it said that I was to cease and desist or it would find me and chew my retinas out unless we blocked you from using the internet except for websites on which you can purchase cat-related products. Just thought you should know…

3.  Megan
September 8th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Maybe this is something that you´ll only get if you´ve seen Inception? I´ll write again tonight or tomorrow when I have seen it.

4.  Stylebitch (B)
September 8th, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Actually here it is -

“Oh heLLo theRe STYleBItches.
YoU BetteR bloCk my Slave FroM YOur INTernETs or I wILL take MAXImuM plEAsure IN CheWING yoUr F*CkinG Eyez OUT. WheN my B*tcH is ON thE INTErnetZ sheE IZ not CARIng FOr my EVERy NeeD and Dat MAKEZ ME CROSS! I wILL CHEW YizzeR f*CKING RETINaS BitcheZ. Keep HEr OFF theRE. UnleZZ she iS buYinG me StuF.
The Kat.”

5.  Aoife K
September 8th, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Ha. That is so funny. I love cats. I’ve got two. Chucky and Elvis. I keep them in a wheelie bin.

6.  Stylebitch (B)
September 8th, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Aoife - I love you.

7.  Aoife K
September 8th, 2010 at 5:24 pm

I love you too B. Being an animal lover I don’t know why I got such a kick out that woman shoving the poor cat in a wheelie bin. My joke of the year has to be Alan Carr’s (it goes a little something like this) “Did ye all hear about the woman who put the cat in the wheelie bin? There was national outrage……..everybody knows Mondays are newspapers and recycables.”

8.  Aoife K
September 8th, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Sorry “recyclables”

9.  Stylebitch (B)
September 8th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

ha ha ha!!!!!

10.  Christine
September 9th, 2010 at 1:57 am

That was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing… keep them coming!

11.  Phoebe Dixon
September 9th, 2010 at 1:18 pm


12.  Stylebitch (L)
September 9th, 2010 at 1:51 pm

I would just like to say that dogs can’t even go for a walk without you bringing them!!!

…..that is all.

Actually no, it’s not - They also enjoy eating whole babies. But they don’t eat Chinese ones, coz they’re racist too.


13.  Roisinanna
September 9th, 2010 at 4:44 pm

anything that deliberately makes itself sound like a baby in distress belongs in a wheelie bin… If I wasn’t so terrified of cats I swear there would be none of them on my road.. Give me rats any know where you are with a rat. They give you old school diseases like the plague and typhoid..cats give you toxoplasmosis..what the fck is that??

14.  vanessa
September 10th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

yeah but (L) cats sit on babies faces and kill them FACT!!! this is the funniest/scariest thing i’ve ever seen also the cat email fecking genius!


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