Oh Katie Price. First of all - I didn’t realise we were still doing wet look leggings. Wonderful, I’m going to pop mine on now for my trip to Dunnes.
Secondly - thank you for miming. No seriously, thank you. Finally - you have so little charisma as you do this miming thing, I would go so far to describe you as flaccid. I don’t like flaccidity one little bit.
That is all. Your dancers are elegant.
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…ahem…i actually like the song! its not bad!!! i feel dirty sayng that!!haha but in fairnss if it was basshunter who was doing the exact same song ppl wud like it..
I think if you listen to the start again it sounds like a cheap knock off of ”when love takes over.” I also heart the awkward ”I’m fourteen years old at my first disco and i’m trying awkwardly to dance sexy” bop that she’s doing.
Shite song, appauling outfit, ridiculous hairdo, stupid dance moves and prob the worst attempt at miming Ive ever seen in my life…. She upsets my eyes this one. I hope Alex Reid feels every bit the stupid tool that he is for marrying that attention seaking waste of space… In Cork we have one word for him ‘LANGER’!!!
Basshunter is actually much better!How often do you get to say that??:)
No,but the thing that’s disturbing me here is, when you’re the figure that everyone loves to hate and you’re trying to turn the tide and make them genuinely love you,WHY wouldn’t you have:
A) A great song involving some top producers or song writers(her money should stretch that far)
B)A decent choreographer
C)A stylist without vision difficulties
D)Someone to show her where to put herself while she’s onstage as she clearly doesn’t have a clue. It’s actually hard to watch for the cringey-ness alone.
What Jordan has to consider is the fact that if someone else,who she wasn’t fond of was doing this,what would she have to say??
The dead dug she has on her shoulders has more stage prensence than she does and the men in corsets are just tacky tacky tacky, I like how she has opted for damage limitation and said she isnt doing it for the money just for fun blah blah if thats the case stick to karaoke behind closed doors in a sound proof room that is all.
My eyes weren’t ready for this shiz!
Cringe! My ears weren’t ready. Had to turn it off half way through.
Girl cannot sing. Fact.
Do not get me started on the ‘dancing’!
I’m going to sound like my mother here, but Oh my GOD the one thing that screams out to me about this song is her really bad diction. It ruins the song, all I can hear is “Yeshhhurre freee to love..Yeshhurre free to love…”
Yes You Are are three seperate words luv!
I say fair play to her. She’s clearly not taking herself seriously! Most little girls grow up singing into a hairbrush into a mirror (some of us still do from time to time!) And Jordo here turned that little dream into a reality!
The very fact that she didn’t use a top producer and writer just goes to show that she’s not taking it seriously and is just having a bit of criac!
I reckon she is all an act and at home she’s really posh and proper and drinks high tea and swims in her money bath, laughing at everyone who thinks she’s a common yoke!
Terrible song all the same. Has an awful wack of Eurovision of it!
Why does she have hair extensions on her shoulders?! Looks kind of like they fell off her head…