UPDATE!!!! ”Cheryl Cole today came out of intensive care and has left UCLH. She has now been transferred to a private clinic where she will remain for her recovery.”

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Twitter land was abound and confounded by tweets today that Cheryl Cole was dead. This is not true so stop crying. However - this is the SENSATIONAL! word on the street:

“FEARS were growing for Cheryl Cole as she spent a fourth night in a London hospital battling malaria.The star’s condition was said to be worsening, with medics worried she could suffer long-term damage to her vital organs. Cheryl, 27, is being treated at a special London hospital that deals with life-threatening tropical diseases. She will remain under a 24-hour watch until the end of the week at least and is unlikely to be back at work for six weeks.” 

Also, one of those boys from Jedward fell during T4 Who Gives A F*ck On The Beach and hurt his leg.  Cheryl Cole is apparently very, very ill indeed from the malaria. Jedward boy child had this to say:

“I’m like Cheryl’s twin because I hurt myself. She hurt herself. Two great people hurting themselves… It’s going to be a big funeral.”

I would love to be in his brain for just one minute. I bet the world, to him, is just a place of magickel awesome and win - and sparkly. Really, really sparkly. 

(B)

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3 comments so far

1.  Gina
July 8th, 2010 at 9:57 pm

How shit would it be if poor chezza did die while that fuckin prick is living it up in LA with a pair of lookalike wag wannabe’s

2.  JANICE G
July 9th, 2010 at 9:18 am

I’M NOT BEEN BAD IN SAYIN THIS, BUT WHY SHOULDN’T HE JUS CONTINUE ON WIT HIS HOLIDAY. AFTERALL SHE CAUGHT THE DISEASE WHILE ON HOLIDAY WIT HER ALLEDGED NEW FELLA.

THEIR GETTING DIVORCED, SHE’S MOVED ON AND SO HAS HE. HE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT BOUT HER WHILE THEY WERE TOGETHER (HE PROVED THAT BY CHEATIN) SO WHY SHUD HE GIVE A SHIT NOW….
WHY SHOULD HE FLY BACK JUS TO BE TOLD TO “PISS OFF” BY HER FAMILY. AFTER ALL THE GRIEF HE’S CAUSED THEY AREN’T GONNA LET HIM JUS WALK INTO HER HOSPITAL ROOM. I’M SURE LAST THING SHE NEEDS IS THAT CHEATIN FUCK TO SHOW UP…..

I DON’T SEE WHY HE SHOULDN’T JUS CARRY ON WIT WOT HE’S BEEN DONE ALL ALONG. SHE CLEARLY MEANS NUTTIN TO HIM IF HE WAS WILLIN TO BREAK HER HEART FOR THE SAKE OF A FEW SHAG’S OR RACY PICTURE TEXT’S….. SHE DOESN’T NEED HIM THERE
JUS LEAVE THE WATSE OF SPACE TO GET ON WIT HIS SAD LITTLE LIFE….

3.  Gina
July 9th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

Er Janice Im not saying he should fly back Im sure she wouldnt want him near her, I’m saying how shitty would it be that he is having a ball and she is having a shit time of it.

 

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