UPDATE!!!! ”Cheryl Cole today came out of intensive care and has left UCLH. She has now been transferred to a private clinic where she will remain for her recovery.”
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Twitter land was abound and confounded by tweets today that Cheryl Cole was dead. This is not true so stop crying. However - this is the SENSATIONAL! word on the street:
“FEARS were growing for Cheryl Cole as she spent a fourth night in a London hospital battling malaria.The star’s condition was said to be worsening, with medics worried she could suffer long-term damage to her vital organs. Cheryl, 27, is being treated at a special London hospital that deals with life-threatening tropical diseases. She will remain under a 24-hour watch until the end of the week at least and is unlikely to be back at work for six weeks.”
Also, one of those boys from Jedward fell during T4 Who Gives A F*ck On The Beach and hurt his leg. Cheryl Cole is apparently very, very ill indeed from the malaria. Jedward boy child had this to say:
“I’m like Cheryl’s twin because I hurt myself. She hurt herself. Two great people hurting themselves… It’s going to be a big funeral.”
I would love to be in his brain for just one minute. I bet the world, to him, is just a place of magickel awesome and win - and sparkly. Really, really sparkly.