Listen, I just can’t be dealing with Mel Gibson in general. In every movie he’s in, he does this stupid ‘I’m confused!’ or ’shocked!’ face, mutter and stutter before he speaks. Don’t know what I mean? Just watch ‘What Women Want’ and you’ll see it in FULL FORCE. 

I think we all know at ths stage that he left his wife for this Oksana one. They had a baby. Now they’ve broken up. He filed a restraining order, so did she, I don’t care who did it first - it wasn’t that interesting. 

BUT NOW IT IS!!! Oksana has apparently leaked secret recordings of Mel going spare at her over the phone, and they will undoubtedly ruin his face twitchy career. Here’s what he allegedly had to say : 

“You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.

“How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice.”

“I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”

“Look what you did to me… look what you are… look what every part of you is… fucking fake… fucking fake. You are the most synthetic person… who the fuck are you?”

Oh man he did not bring the N word! Or the fact that how you dress would determine if you were raped or not. But the BEST - the very, very best is : ”I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.” 

Wow. Mel, SUCH a charmer.

(B)