Oh wow. I would LOVE some botox and plasitc surgery and veneers now! Katie has shown me how I can better myself - she’s like a Eucharistic Minister of a religion called Botoxology. You see, fadó fadó all the lands were covered in sheets of plastic. Then these aliens from the Planet Botox, with sliced pan for teeth, came to the earth and removed the plastic so the world could breathe. In order to store the plastic, they wrapped their faces in it. Now the followers of these aliens, Botoxologists, worship them by trying to look like them. Simple really and obvious when you stop to think about it.
Here’s Katie Price on her hen night. Words, apart from the ones above, fail me.