Oh wow. I would LOVE some botox and plasitc surgery and veneers now! Katie has shown me how I can better myself - she’s like a Eucharistic Minister of a religion called Botoxology. You see, fadó fadó all the lands were covered in sheets of plastic. Then these aliens from the Planet Botox, with sliced pan for teeth, came to the earth and removed the plastic so the world could breathe. In order to store the plastic, they wrapped their faces in it. Now the followers of these aliens, Botoxologists, worship them by trying to look like them. Simple really and obvious when you stop to think about it. 

Here’s Katie Price on her hen night. Words, apart from the ones above, fail me. 

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Has Katie Price ruined her face?

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11 comments so far

1.  Elaine
July 1st, 2010 at 4:46 pm

She looks just like that barbie in her hand….. She is VILE…Completely and Utterly Vile and I cant stand to look at her

2.  Teehee
July 1st, 2010 at 5:19 pm

Me neither she’s terrifying to look at.
& Why is she always so shiny??? Ugh!

3.  TheBakeBitch
July 1st, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Does anybody else think she looks like that troll Janice Dickinson in the photo on the right?!?!

4.  roisin
July 1st, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Ah Jasus and she actually used to be so pretty!

5.  Sinead
July 1st, 2010 at 9:56 pm

hahahahahaha! Botoxology : otherwise known as BOLOXOLOGY

B: what would be the terms of joining above said religion/cult? apart from melting your face over the frying pan

6.  Stylebitch (B)
July 1st, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Good question Sinead.
Here are the terms - love ladies? Gents - love gents? Become a botoxologist and we will ERASE those feelings so you can love people of the opposite sex, just like the Xenu gods of Botox want from you. Why? Because straight people make more money in de movies, with which to pay directly to the Gods of Botox. Simples!

Wait. I think I’m confusing my religions here.

7.  Sinead
July 1st, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Xenu? is she the burd with snakes for hair? Oh wait is that Medusa….?

Good terms! That and open up your wallet and empty it to please the gods! I presume Tom Cruise and Cher are demi-gods?

8.  JANICE G
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:23 am

THE DOLL ON THE CAKE LOOKS MORE REAL THAT THE PRICEY ONE….

9.  Aoife K
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:57 pm

She reminds me of donald duck

10.  kat
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:13 pm

i hate her nose job her nose before made her who she was and her lips on her new “album” cover jeez they look like they are made from fimo i used to think she was stunning now all i can think of is hitting the dragons den with my mr potato head doll katie price style caaaaaaaching admit it you know you want one!

11.  Alex
July 6th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

@ Tee Hee - she’s shiny because of the Botox. A big shiny forehead you can see from space is a dead giveaway for it. See Kidman, Nicole.

 

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