Here’s Rhiiananiana and her athlete boyfriend Matt Kemp and her new hair. It’s red. Did you notice? Red and shaved. It’s cool. It’s cool to dye your hair red and shave it. That’s what is cool. So do it. I can’t even think of something to write about this. I am so over her and her cool hair. You there, reading this - write a funny caption for her new hair, because I am done.