Kirsen Bell, does nothing for her. ‘When dresses that are too arty happen to teeny people with bad hairdressers : The Movie.’

Kristen Stewart - Looking like she’d BATE the head offa ya. Rank dress.

Rachel Bilson - CUTE! I love her hair too. I just love her in general. 

Zoe Kravitz - I like it! I din’t love it for the MEt ball - but I do like it. Also she’s ridiculously stunning and that makes me insecure - so I will say I don’t like her earrings. There..I feel better.

Taylor Swift - this would be a BEAUTIFUL wedding dress in one of those ‘we’re so cool!’ vintage style weddings.

Renee Zellwegger - honestly, I think I’ve gone blind. My eyes are dripping tears of horrified blood.

Janet Jackson - Wow! Her boobs are incredible! Hate the one sleeved thing. Stoopid.

Maggie Gylenhaal - anyone else losing the will to live?!? Jebus. What IS this?! However, she is in one of my new favourite movies - Crazy Heart - so she may live. 

Jessica Biel - yep, grand, very nice, whatever. 

Mila Kunis - I almost can’t take this anymore.

Malin Ackerman - Okay. I’m done. 

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13 comments so far

1.  vanessa
May 5th, 2010 at 12:36 am

rachel bilson looks tres cute and thats about it really, jessica is passable but boring
janet jacksons face is flawless which distracts somewhat from that ugly dress.
i like the top part of maggie g’s dress if the bottom part was like a straight skirt to the knee maybe and she was going to the pub with her fella on a thurs night but not for the met ball come on!!! i have no words for how much i hate the rest of them

2.  melon
May 5th, 2010 at 12:41 am

Kristen Stewart!! I hate you! I’m GLAD that this dress has happened to you!!!

Renee - wtf. It’s like…what?? I have never seen anything in my life to help me describe this dress. It’s like, if there were such a thing as cheap fish flavoured chocolates, they would come wrapped in this.

Janet Jackson - be that a safety pin I see?


Malin - (who???) How embarassing. Someone got the ‘vintage’ idea very wrong and took their Aunts bridesmaids dress from a shotgun wedding in 1986.

Phew! Well now I feel better about my life :)

3.  sandra
May 5th, 2010 at 12:59 am

Maggie’s face looks like she’s just been raised from the dead!!

4.  Maryne
May 5th, 2010 at 9:19 am

Rachel Bilson is just gorgeous and always so stylished! WTF happened to Renee? Somebody sucked her life out!

5.  Aoife K
May 5th, 2010 at 11:51 am

Yeah Sandra!! What age is Maggie Gyllenhal? She looks like a little old woman. It’s clear all the v. good genes went to Jake.

6.  La Betsy
May 5th, 2010 at 1:54 pm

I love Kirsen Bells dress but agree it is on the wrong person…. Florence and the Machine perhaps?!

Kristen, Renee, Janet, Maggie, Malin and Mila, you ALL have detention. I shall see you in my class after school every day for the foreseeable future. You will right out every copy of Vogue ever written and shall only be free once you have learned some sort of semblence of style!

Jessica Biel your dress offends me so much that you are expelled! The neck line, the hem line, THE HAIR!!!!! Shame on you. The children in India who made that silk with their own hands are crying because they spent 22hrs a day for 10cent working their little fingers to the bone to make that beautiful material, only for you to show up at THE MET AWARDS in that SHOCKING dress, with that SHOCKING hair. For this crime against fashion I now revoke your right to Justin Timberlake. Send him back to me immediately.

Zoe, you are a ride. That is all.

Rachel Bilson you are perfect. Therefore I am promoting you to Prefect. Well done. Keep up the good work.

Taylor Swift!!!! YOU WIN!!!! If I was to design my perfect wedding dress, it would look like this! (And I wouldn’t eat for 2yrs previous to wearing it!). I love, cherish and ADORE this dress. An A+ for you.

The rest of you lot could learn something from young Taylor!

7.  Wally
May 5th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Helen Mirren looks younger than Maggie Gylenhaal … shame… for someone who’s actually 33 ….. maybe she smokes?

8.  Wally
May 5th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Also Kirsten Stewart needs to stop dressing like a Morticia Adams

9.  Ali
May 5th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

SHOCK! HORROR! Kristen Stewart looks uncomfortable! Spend some time a/posing in front of a mirror b/recruiting a stylist you trust or c/off the red carpet if it makes you so bleedin’ miserable

Are Maggie Gylenhaal and Leighton Meester sharing the same make-up artist? Because they both look sick and tired…

10.  melon
May 5th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

Ali YOU ARE SO RIGHT. I hate the way she stands there looking so miserable and whinges about being famous when she gets HANDED, (HANDED!!!) clothes and tickets for Burberry Prorsum and the likes and gets paid to smooch R Pattz. RARARARARAR

11.  emmagination
May 6th, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Zoe Kravitz is a stunner but I don’t like her dress or her hair, it all looks a bit wonky.

Kristen Stewart just annoys me, why be in a tweenie film like Twilight and then go around acting like you’re so above it all?

On the bright side, I like Rachel Bilson and Taylor Swift’s dresses. I bet they’re thrilled to bits.

12.  fashion butter
May 7th, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Taylor Swift - this would be a BEAUTIFUL wedding dress in one of those ‘we’re so cool!’ vintage style weddings.


13.  chertel
May 10th, 2010 at 4:13 pm

they’re all either boring or really bad! except swifty, i really like hers..and dont hate jessica biels either, does that make me a bad person? lol.
Can we get the soap awards pleeease just seen a few pics, oh the glitter, oh the sparkles, tackilicious!!

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