Kirsen Bell, does nothing for her. ‘When dresses that are too arty happen to teeny people with bad hairdressers : The Movie.’
Kristen Stewart - Looking like she’d BATE the head offa ya. Rank dress.
Rachel Bilson - CUTE! I love her hair too. I just love her in general.
Zoe Kravitz - I like it! I din’t love it for the MEt ball - but I do like it. Also she’s ridiculously stunning and that makes me insecure - so I will say I don’t like her earrings. There..I feel better.
Taylor Swift - this would be a BEAUTIFUL wedding dress in one of those ‘we’re so cool!’ vintage style weddings.
Renee Zellwegger - honestly, I think I’ve gone blind. My eyes are dripping tears of horrified blood.
Janet Jackson - Wow! Her boobs are incredible! Hate the one sleeved thing. Stoopid.
Maggie Gylenhaal - anyone else losing the will to live?!? Jebus. What IS this?! However, she is in one of my new favourite movies - Crazy Heart - so she may live.
Jessica Biel - yep, grand, very nice, whatever.
Mila Kunis - I almost can’t take this anymore.
Malin Ackerman - Okay. I’m done.
Rate, or probably mostly slate, away…