Simon Cowell admitted publicly for the first time last night on Jay Leno that he’s enga…..engage……eng….I can’t…I just can’t do it. He’s gonna marry that lucky b*tch!!! Devestation stations!!! I genuinely believed that we would live out the rest of our days together. The story would go something like this….

(L) enters American Idol audition room - Simon looks up - Their eyes meet - She starts to sing - he tells her she’s shit - she likes this - she jumps accross the table and pounces on him - they make sweet love - Randy Jackson is all ‘Yeah Dog!’ - Paula Abdul is there but is too off her tits to know what’s going on anyway (What? In my fantasy she still works there) - They live happily ever after.

But now… nothing. My life is a blank void stretched out ahead of me, Simon-less. She doesn’t even have a real name; Mezghan? Player please. 

*sob* *retch* *snot drip*

(L)

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17 comments so far

1.  Roisinanna
March 9th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

You know (L)..I’m glad that he’s off the market otherwise I’d have had to fight you for him…And there was me thinking him and George were going to shack up together..Makes you think.

2.  Charlotte
March 9th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

I love love Simon Cowell too. But I’m starting to wonder if he is gay and this is just a cover. I’m actually starting to believe the rumours..

3.  JANICE G
March 9th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

THIS SADDENS ME… :(

4.  Emma
March 9th, 2010 at 10:54 pm

Look at the big smug head on her. Bitch.

5.  Stylebitch (L)
March 10th, 2010 at 12:24 am

Yeah. With her….teeth and stuff. Whatevz.

6.  Emma
March 10th, 2010 at 12:46 am

Yeah and the vice like grip on his arm. Bitch probably won’t be able to relax until it’s all signed, sealed delivered and shit.

7.  Liz
March 10th, 2010 at 11:42 am

It’s all happened too quick for me. I needed time to adjust to this..to get my head round it so to speak. OMG and they are going to have “little Simons” together ….. runs away and shoves head in the oven…….

8.  Stylebitch (L)
March 10th, 2010 at 11:51 am

Ha ha ha @ Liz!

9.  Ellzer
March 10th, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Step away from the oven Liz, theres too many of us in here already!!! :( Did anyone watch his interview with Pierse Morgan on saturday night….I swear the amount of bounty kitchen paper I had to use to mop up the drool from the floor was crazy!!

10.  Charlotte
March 10th, 2010 at 6:46 pm

It actually hurt a little when I read the rumours of his engagement, almost like hearing about an ex being loved up with someone else. i had to close any the webpage when this rumour first came up. Is this weird?

11.  melon
March 10th, 2010 at 11:45 pm

LADS, SERIOUSLY!

*vom*

12.  sandra
March 11th, 2010 at 12:09 am

i’m on the vomit train too and another note anyone see the pics of her kissing him and he looks totally uninterested cough *beard* cough

13.  Stylebitch (L)
March 11th, 2010 at 12:56 am

I’d genuinely think I’d prefer if he was gay than another woman stealing him from me. But I don’t see why he’d hide his sexuality at this stage of the game. Haaaving said that, it would explain a lot. Terri Seymour, kick started her career…still besty mates…..hrmmmm.
Yeah, deffo a gaylord.
…..no I don’t really believe that but it makes me feel better so hush now.

14.  sandra
March 11th, 2010 at 3:31 am

don’t forget sinitta too! thou she seems to be gettin younger everyday she must been a foetus when they dated, i have a theory him and ryan seacrest are doin the nasty……

15.  Charlotte
March 11th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Exactly L, i actually felt a little relief when I read all those rumours! No but seriously read some of the threads out there on t’internet world. He is bezzie, bezzie mates with ALL of his exes, Sinitta, Jacqiue St-Whatchamacallit, Terri Seymour, Some Other Broad, he buys them all presents, he wants Sinitta as his bridesmaid?? In reality does that really happen? In normal breakups there is hurt and passion involved. Fair enough you might be really, really lucky whereby you fell out of love and a relationship turned into a friendship and you managed to remain friends with that ex. But does it REALLY happen 4 times?

Just after Seymour and Simon broke up year before last I saw her in the X factor audience, happy as larry. Is it just me, but if I’d broken up with my ex, would I really want to be in the audience for his show a couple of weeks later? HOW is it possible that they remain such close friends? And why would your ex want to buy you a house after you break up? Not normal… He also has Max Clifford on the payroll, he of the media-manipulator fame.

16.  Charlotte
March 11th, 2010 at 12:30 pm

And, it’s just bizarre, his reason for breaking up with Terri was that he didn’t want marriage or to settle down. And then all of a sudden he’s found ‘the one’ and it’s all over the media like a bad rash, interviews left, right and centre?

17.  Liz
March 11th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

My theory is that he keeps them all sweet so there won’t be any need for kiss and tells. Also I think he broke up with Terri because he fancied Meghassaaahhhhanianni, but had to bide his time till Terri came to terms with things….just my thoughts. Also my gaydar tells me he is straight :) !

 

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