Are JLS havin’ a larf? They’re bringing out a range of condoms in conjunction with Durex called ‘Just. Love. Safely’. Yes, we see what you did there. Well done! Your collective two GCSEs have served you well. Now I have many issues with this but only a certain amount of time, so lets tackle the big questions here:
1. Surely anyone who’d be arsed buying JLS condoms isn’t old enough to be at the boldy bold thing?
2. Does anyone REALLY want to think about JLS when they’re doing the horizontal mambo?
3. Did I REALLY just use the phrase ‘horizontal mambo’?