Are JLS havin’ a larf? They’re bringing out a range of condoms in conjunction with Durex called ‘Just. Love. Safely’. Yes, we see what you did there. Well done! Your collective two GCSEs have served you well. Now I have many issues with this but only a certain amount of time, so lets tackle the big questions here:

1. Surely anyone who’d be arsed buying JLS condoms isn’t old enough to be at the boldy bold thing?

2. Does anyone REALLY want to think about JLS when they’re doing the horizontal mambo?

3. Did I REALLY just use the phrase ‘horizontal mambo’?

In conclusion……no.

(L)

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10 comments so far

1.  JANICE G
March 9th, 2010 at 3:31 pm

I WONDER ARE THEY FLAVOURED??
BANANA, BLUBERRY, MINT AND STRAWBERRY…..

SPEAKIN OF FLAVOURED CONDOMS, MY BRO & HIS MISSES JUS GOT BACK FROM SCOTLAND THE WKND AND SHE GAVE MY DA “WHISKEY FLAVOURED CONDOMS” AS A JOKE….
HE SHOWED ME MA AND SHE GOES “I DON’T LIKE WHISKEY THO”
TOTAL EW EW EW EW MOMENT……
NICE ONE MA!!

2.  Stylebitch (L)
March 9th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

Ha ha! Ewww!!!!!!!!

3.  sandra
March 9th, 2010 at 5:56 pm

I might aswell be using one of them sure i be thinkin bout them anyways hahahahahahaha

4.  Babybumble
March 9th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Ooooooooooh I’m 21 and I wil totally buy one of them..,,,yes I Am a loser

5.  Gina
March 10th, 2010 at 1:11 am

this is wrong on so many levels Im with you (L)

6.  Emma
March 10th, 2010 at 1:12 am

Ah would you not be morto going up to the counter with your JLS condoms? I dunno, it just seems a bit cringey to me!

7.  Stylebitch (L)
March 10th, 2010 at 1:49 am

I’m still praying it’s a wind up. I’m all for the promotion of safe sex of course. And if they were the face of a new safe-sex campaign for teenagers I’d be all ova it and stuff. But this just seems as odd as bef*cked.

8.  Emma
March 10th, 2010 at 11:00 am

Yeah exactly, if it was just a campaign they were involved with it would be different and not nearly as odd. If it was 1st April I would swear it was a joke.

9.  sexy bitch
December 17th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

i want one! cause im a sexy bitch and only sexy bitch’s use jls condoms when they have amazing sex (L)(L)(L)
oh hunni, your in for a rreaal treaat tonigghtt. ahh,, im gonna get moving, in our nice single bed, im gonna show you my new fucckingg moves.

10.  sexy bitch
December 17th, 2010 at 9:12 pm

im amazing, aint i just. so shuv dat up your big arse.

 

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