IT”S OSCAR TIME! Little gold statues will be given to fancy-dressed ladies and slightly boozed up gentlemales tonight - so if you’re up watching it, why not keep your laptop on your eh…lap, and post your comments in a real-time fashion! Hurrah!

On to the business at hand - anyone care to offer up their thoughts on who’ll win what? Here’s the list below, more after the jump!


Best actor in a leading role 
* Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart” WINNER!
* George Clooney in “Up in the Air” 
* Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
* Morgan Freeman in “Invictus” 
* Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker” 

Best actor in a supporting role 
* Matt Damon in “Invictus” 
* Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger” 
* Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station” 
* Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones” 
* Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds” WINNER!

Best actress in a leading role 
* Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side” WINNER!
* Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
* Carey Mulligan in “An Education” 
* Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious:
* Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Best actress in a supporting role 
* Penélope Cruz in “Nine” 
* Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
* Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart” 
* Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air” 
* Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” WINNER!

Best Director 
*“Avatar” James Cameron
*“The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow WINNER!
*“Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino
*“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”  Lee Daniels
*“Up in the Air”  Jason Reitman

Best motion picture of the year:
*“The Blind Side” 
*“District 9″ 
*“An Education”
*“The Hurt Locker” WINNER!
*“Inglourious Basterds” 
*“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” 
*“A Serious Man” 
*“Up in the Air”

And here are some dresses!

Anna Kendrick from ‘Up in the Air’ - pretty but for the heinous lace slit thingy.

Mariska Hargitay - meh.

Amanda Seyfried - her hair - what the hell?!?!?

Nicole Richie - see I kind of love it, but it’s so 60’s-70’s it’s almost fancy dress. 


Zoe Saldana - what the goddamn hell? I wouldn’t mind the madness, but the fit? The sequins? the shoes?!?

Carey Mulligan - I could have done without the earrings and graduated length.

Ryan Reynolds - Stylebitcher Ali is beside me, and she is in love. 

Maggie Gylenhaal - looked interesting on TV, but a bit Coast-y and creased in photos..

Miley Cyrus - pretty pretty pretty, but I think it’s a little old for her. Stick it on Penelope Cruz and I’ll be happy.

Tina Fey - Ah god, it looks cheap. I’m sorry but no. 

SJP - I don’t care that the back is completely mis-shapen, it’s still on my lust-list.

Rachel McAdam - all a bit bridesmaid 1973, but still prettiful

Mariah - Glad to see ‘no Name’ and ‘Claire’s Accessories’ make it to the red carpet. 

Charlize - and here are my boobies.

Penelope - just no. Debs dress on steroids. She still looks stunning though. Cow.

Jlo - I loved it til I saw how wide it made her look. Eh. No. 

Kirsten - does not exist and therefore can not be sleeping with my man. 

George and Elisabetta - plain plankey dress - and George looks wrecked. 

Gabourey Sidibe - would look good on Helen Mirren. It’s about that age group. 

Kate Winslet - not navy and not one shouldered! Amazing feat. 

Cameron Diaz - beautiful, beautiful dress - but what IS the face.

Demi Moore - is she backwards aging or wha’?

Meryl - much bettero than the Globes. Fresh lookin’

What do you think?

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88 comments so far

1.  sandra
March 7th, 2010 at 10:17 pm

Actor = Jeff B
Sup Actor = Stanley
Sup Actress = Monique
Actress = dunno so wil say sandra
movie = avatar
director = Katheryn
don’t care bout rest lol

2.  Ciara
March 7th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

I hope Secret of Kells wins! :)

3.  TinaDiva
March 7th, 2010 at 10:22 pm

Meryl Streep in Julie and Julia was BRILLIANT!! Go Meryl!
And Stanley Tucci in the Lovely Bones was great too.
I’m beginning to think George Clooney owns a part in the Academy. Himself and the films he’s in are always nominated! I saw ‘Up in the Air’ and really really enjoyed it but I wouldn’t have said best picture or best Actor. Anna Kendrick was very good though….

4.  Stylebitch (B)
March 7th, 2010 at 10:24 pm

SAME HERE CIARA! woah - caps lock, but it can stay.

5.  sandra
March 7th, 2010 at 10:44 pm

are ye gonna stay up til 5 commenting on it?

6.  Stylebitch (B)
March 7th, 2010 at 10:55 pm

Hopefully! You?

7.  Stylebitch (B)
March 7th, 2010 at 10:57 pm

Hey Sandy, will we try and get it into the most commented posts? We have to beat last year’s - we can do it. x

8.  sandra
March 7th, 2010 at 11:09 pm

ha ya i watch it every yr and am not gonna leave the fact i have college in the morning stop me stay up yay

9.  roisin
March 7th, 2010 at 11:55 pm

I’ll be with you’s in spirit ladies :)

10.  sandra
March 7th, 2010 at 11:58 pm

well thats no good to us roisin unless your spirit is the typing and chatty type ;)

11.  Gina
March 7th, 2010 at 11:58 pm

Me too but I have my first phase finals this week so I need the sleep and the study time. I havent a baldy notion who will win what so there is no point in me guessing. Im so behind in the world since I started this course :(

12.  vanessa
March 8th, 2010 at 12:00 am

i thinking the big ones will go to jeff bridges, christophe waltz, monique and sadra bullock i hope kathryn bigiloe gets best director cos she’ll be the first female winner if she does! i hope avatar doesnt get best picture tho i feel it probably will!!
fingers crossed for the secret of kells and granny o grimm

13.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 12:12 am

hey vanessa we are like with our thinking lol

14.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 12:41 am

how much jewellery is Mariah wearing?!?

15.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 12:45 am

Tom Ford would GET it!

16.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 12:45 am

she’s tryin to hide the baby bump

17.  Emma
March 8th, 2010 at 12:48 am

Mariah’s preggers??

18.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 12:50 am

Are we all watching it on Sky one? Angela looks pwetty.

19.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 12:51 am

i was watching it on E

20.  charlotte
March 8th, 2010 at 12:52 am

Omg that Tom Ford is faaairly hot! Not usually a fan of beards, (aware of the double conatations there) but wow!

21.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 12:52 am

james cameron’s wife makes nicole ritchie look fat

22.  charlotte
March 8th, 2010 at 12:54 am

Oo snap B, just saw your comment now. I will fight you to the death for him.

23.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 12:56 am

carey mulligans dress is the shit! want

24.  Leah
March 8th, 2010 at 1:03 am

go on Granny o’Grimms sleeping beauty in the short animation category -hilarious irish short film!

And go on Miracle Fish for the aussies!

25.  sinead
March 8th, 2010 at 1:10 am

Angela’s fake laugh is making me die inside!!!! Still though she must be kinda bricking!!

Sandra Bull-cock’s dress is beautiful

26.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:14 am

miley and her mum look stunning

27.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:15 am

ahhhhhh i just love love love sjp dress

28.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 1:19 am

Oh SJP!!!! amazing,. Chanel.

29.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 1:20 am

Angela is calling everyone ‘glorious’ - what’s the dealio?

30.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:20 am

hello charlize!!! errr what are ya wearin haha

31.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:22 am

i’m watchin it on E their all chummy with ryan so the interviews are better thou he’d want to take his tongue out of their behinds

32.  sinead
March 8th, 2010 at 1:25 am

Colin Firth’s burd is SAVAGE.

That fella from ”The Hurt Locker” words escape me. what a ride

33.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:27 am

it wasnt his bird i was lookin at.. colin fiiiinnneeee

34.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:29 am

clooneys hair looks ghd’d his beard is very matchy matchy

35.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 1:43 am

Clooney looked drunk!

36.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 1:44 am

Charlotte - it’s on! ;)

37.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:46 am

ryan just hinted that their is a surprise at start to start the show in an idolesque style with all the nominees on stage and someone we’ve seen at another awards show is coming out first watever that neans

38.  Cathy
March 8th, 2010 at 1:47 am

Pictures already….you ladies are amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing:)

39.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 1:49 am

i take back wat i said bout careys dress it looked nicer on the telly

40.  melon
March 8th, 2010 at 2:12 am

I heart miley’s hair and make up, not mad about the dress…

41.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 2:31 am

Poor sandy b is fierce nervous bless!!

42.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 2:45 am

actor in a supporting role?!

43.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 2:48 am


44.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 2:50 am

he was fantastic in Inglourious Basterds, in fairness.

45.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 2:50 am

i’m so slow i thought stanley was christophe haha until i saw them there, i checked the odds of the nominees if their to go by its pretty much obvious who wins

46.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 2:51 am

what did u think of the two boys joking, is clooney in on it or was he bein an oddball.. the toyota joke went over my head

47.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 2:53 am

Toyata have recalled loads of cars for being dangerous…!

I think he’s in on it - and I think the two lads are really funny!

48.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 2:54 am

oh right haha, i see brad’s not their.. probably couldnt afford a babysitter

49.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 3:00 am

Defamer – Which A-list actress has a habit of politely excusing herself for c*caine binges between interviews at press junkets? The actress, with lustrous blonde hair extensions, indulged so much at one recent event, the rest of the day had to be canceled because her extensions were falling out and her nose was bloody.

has to be Cameron, she’s messing up alot lately

50.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 3:32 am


51.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 3:48 am

my knowledge of scandal knows no end lol.. u know stanley lovely bones is nigel devil wears prada i only just copped that haha

52.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 3:59 am

go mo

53.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 4:04 am

did she have to make it so PROFOUND?!?!

54.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 4:08 am

Thanks the Academy for not playing politics and then spends the next 5 minutes going on about Black issues.

Let’s make a political statement by talking about politics :rolleyes:

55.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 4:32 am

exactly Sandy. And let’s look really angry when we do it. But yet we’re happy. happy Angry. Hapgry.

56.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 4:36 am

If Sandra wins tonight she’ll be the first actress to win an award for best actress and worse actress at the razzie’s in the same yr

57.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 5:02 am

I hope i never meet matt damon i would be arrested on the spot for molesting him!!

58.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 5:40 am

Ha ha! I’m so glad Jeff Bridges won..

59.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 5:41 am

i hope sandra wins she’s looked so nervous all night

60.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 5:46 am

I’d like her to win just because she seems nice. Is that wrong?

61.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 5:48 am

Sean Penn : ‘not acknowledging an actress…’ like when he forgot his wife in his speech last year?

62.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 5:49 am

Aw yay Sandra!

63.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 5:50 am

she accepted her razzie too last night her speech was brilliant!! Sandra is such a sweetheart isn’t she I knew she’d have a great speech

64.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 5:52 am

Aw man she is SO nice!

65.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 5:54 am

state of babs!! oh i hope avatar doesnt win not that i’ve seen it i just want that smug smile wiped off james face and because he gave us the crap that is titanic

66.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 5:55 am

what the HELL is Barbara wearing?!

67.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 5:56 am

yay she beat her ex haha take that! i was kinda hopin tarintino won it

68.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 6:00 am

Oh i bet it feels all the sweeter she just beat her ex husband twice! that was quick wasn’t it i was waitin for tom to name nominess ha

69.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 6:02 am

That was so quick! Shocking!

70.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 6:02 am

I’m told monique was talkin about the whole canvessing for votes by goin to dinners and gala’s that comes with oscar season for the nominees she refused to go to any and still won..

71.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 6:04 am

ah right! Fair play to her so…

72.  sandra
March 8th, 2010 at 6:06 am

ya it didn’t work for brokeback mountain in 2005 when crash beat them to it!! well i’m off to leaba i had to rewind sandra’s speech i got distracted by the hotness that is matt damon sitting behind her :)

73.  melon
March 8th, 2010 at 10:03 am


74.  Ellzer
March 8th, 2010 at 10:07 am

Ah crap, I fell asleep way too early last night! Missed it all. From looking at the pics above I now know what I want from Santa this year…Ryan Reynolds under my xmas tree wrapped in nothing but a red bow!!!! I would ya!!!

75.  Roisinanna
March 8th, 2010 at 12:21 pm

I’d like to thank Charlize Theron for remnding me where lady lumps are, I’m forever forgetting. I’d like to thank Ryan Reynolds for showing men the world wide that fake tan on fellas is wrong (sexist? yep). I’d like to thank Cameron Diaz for taking a perfectly beautiful face and ruining it with cheek implants (or something, it’s not normal..). A special thanks to Elizabetta Beard..I used to hate you but after seeing that frock I feel nothing but pity. Penelope Cruz, you rock our world but your dress sense is somewhere up your arse… A big mention to Jlo..your dress is rank but your accessory (I mean husband) is even ranker… An excellent performance from Demijamen Button. I’d like to thank the academy, without which none of us would be here looking at some of the most boring Oscar dresses ever..thank you…

76.  ali
March 8th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Best Dressed - Ryan Reynolds because he’s just so damn beautiful and because all the other dresses made a massive pile of meh.

How crazily different did the dresses look in pictures as opposed to live camera?

If I had to chose a favourite dress, it would be Sandra Bullock followed by SJP - but SJP could’ve done with a couple of darts.

Rachel McAdams’ dress looked dirty.

Maggie’s dress was ruined by creases - maybe if it wasn’t so blue it would look less Coasty?

Mariah, I don’t expect anything from you really (except to sing 12 notes, where one would have done) but wearing bracelets as your earrings? really?

Mariska Hargaty could’ve done with a slick of lipstick.

Ryan - call me xx

77.  pauline
March 8th, 2010 at 1:16 pm

loved demi moore i want her surgeons name! jlos dress stunning and rachael mc adams too. lots of debs dresses i thought and u hit the nail on the head with mariah except i wud of said jane norman instead of no name!! george clooney looks like he just fell out of the early morning pub and charlize looks like she got her boobs groped by miss piggy!

78.  Stylebitch (B)
March 8th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

That is all.

79.  Roisinanna
March 8th, 2010 at 3:56 pm

isn’t she though??

80.  roisin
March 8th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Demijamen Button - that is BRILLIANT!
I’m very disappointed with the fashion of the nite, not one of those dresses calls out to me. I am also pissed off that I have to sit through these awards tonight instead of my usual fix of “Flashfoward” Dalm you RTE dalm you to hell!

81.  Leah
March 9th, 2010 at 12:11 am

Kathryn Bigelow - is that not the best stickin it to yer ex situation in the history of the universe!! Up on stage, looking great, surrounded by younger men with a heap of oscars for her budget film. Take that “King of the World”!!

At first I thouhgt Sandra B winning was a farce. She should not be allowed in the same room as Meryl let alone beat her to an oscar. But her speech was funny. She’s forgiven

Overall the dresses were very disappointing

82.  sandra
March 9th, 2010 at 1:02 am

i love Sandra bullock, i think she’s a great actress esp while u were sleepin one of my fave movies ever

83.  Charlotte
March 9th, 2010 at 2:36 pm

I like Miley Cyrus, Cameron’s and Demi’s dresses. That’s it.

84.  ali
March 9th, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Just saw a pic of Kelly Osbourne at one of the After parties. I can’t believe I’m saying it, but her dress, hair and makeup is my fav…

86.  Emma
March 10th, 2010 at 1:14 am

Oscars 2009 whupped Oscars 2010’s ass post wise… personally I blame Penelope Cruz’s dress and Scarlett Johansson (for marrying Ryan Reynolds)

87.  Bridie
March 10th, 2010 at 1:29 am

After weeks of following the Bitches I’ve decided that holding my tongue is pointless!
I was stunned by this years dresses with the best ones coming from the weirdest people…
Miley Cyrus? You could have knocked me over with a feather I loved her dress so much. She usually dresses like a complete tramp but that dress would bring tears to your eyes she is so PRETTY. I surprised myself by really liking Rachel McAdams dress… something about the 80’s bridesmaidyness appealed to that naughty lil part of my brain that makes by buy things like fussy vintage nightgowns because I know one day I’ll get them to the sewing machine and make them something…. else.
As from Demijamen? Scorcher! She makes the word radiant seem like a description for a wind up torch Gad bless her.
Kelly Osbourne’s hair is so awe inspiringly wonderous I’m wondering why (B) wasn’t sporting it last week?
Other things of note in Ali’s link include - Where is the rest of Jennifer Hudson? When did Mel B ditch leopard print for class? And WHY does Victoria Beckham have such a delightful guna on? I think I’ll probably have to photoshop somebody else’s head on it just so I don’t have to slap myself in the face for liking it. Maybe Maggie Gylenhaal’s, that way I can love it more and banish that crinkly Monet she wrapped around herself from memory.

88.  Stylebitch (B)
March 10th, 2010 at 1:36 am

Oh I concur Ali - booraful!

Bridie - for your first commento - well, please comment more often! Love it! Particularly about photoshopping Posh’s head…

Where was I last week?



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