Hurrah! It’s here! Tim Burton’s ‘Alice in Wonderland’ officially premierised last night! Who need LSD when you can watch a Tim Burton fil-im, and when you need a fix of Johnny Depp - again with the Tim Burton fil-im!
Above is Helena Bonham Carter, who plays the Wicked Queen of Hearts, and is also the missus to Tim Burton, and mother of their two bambinos Billy Ray Burton and Nell Burton. (I just love their full names, hence the typing them all out in full malarkey.)
I know Helena’s style is verging on the scary drunken homeless woman who shouts obscenities at you in front of your new boyfriend, but I heart her. Who’s with me?
Here are a few more, rate or slate to your heart’s content!
Above : Mia Wasikowska, who plays Alice, and Anne Hathaway who plays the White Queen.
Mia :For me, the waistline on Mia’s dress should have been slightly higher, with a little less of the fullness in the underskirt on the hip area. It fine, but I think I would have preferred if the top contrasting lace had run all the way through, rather than becoming so dark on the bottom. Am I making sense today? I think not.
Anne : Oh just f*ck off.
Barbara Windsor, who plays the Dormouse, and Camilla.
Barbara - I’m sorry…I just can’t, it’s not me, it’s you.
Camilla - dress designed by Vivienne Westwood, I think it’s beautiful.
Eleanor Tomlinson, who plays one of the Chataway sisters, Avril Lavigne who sang the theme tune and the Mad Hatter - Johnny Depp.
Eleanor - I like the cut of the dress, but velvet?
Avril - Take Anne Hathaway with you on your f*cking off home escapade.
Johnny - why bother wearing clothes Johnny?!? - they won’t deter me… I have a scissors.