It has been announced that Amy Adams will play Lois Lane in the new Superman movie; Man of Steel. Rumours have been rife for the past few months about who would land the coveted part. I really thought I’d get it…dammit! Henry Cavill is already confirmed to play Superman…Are you well, Henry? Coz you’re lookin’ well! But all of this is overshadowed for me, by the fact that Kevin RIDEFACE Costner is playing his Dad…HOWEYE KEVIN!!
I am shocked and aghast! Turns out, Rebecca Black was but a charlatan! The true queen of tweeny parent-paid-for pop is surely Jenna Rose? ‘My Jeans’ was around a long time before ‘Friday‘. Like OMG Rebecca! You’re like totes jockin’ Jenna’s swagger! Ridic!… Jenna is already on her second “song”. Here she brings us the musical stylings of ‘O.M.G.’ and a little pre-teen-peedo-porn video to go with it. Ahh how cute…
OMG is right love!
Anyone watch Comic Relief last night? Sobfest 2011 raised a whopping SEVENTY FOUR MILLION England monies. By my calculations that’s just over €20! (Give or take, I’ve rounded it off) Highlights for me were…
- Adele, who was whopper as usual.
- Lenny Henry accidentally saying “F*ck” and then saying “I can’t believe I said ‘F*ck on BBC2″.
- The Inbetweeners boys visiting places with rude names. I really want to move to Bell End. It sounds like tremendous fun.
- And who could forget the return of Smithy, who saves Comic Relief whilst George Michael waits in the car. I won’t say anything else or it will ruin the surprise appearances but I think you’ll know who nearly made me pee with excitement.
Well done the Beeb!
Remember the ‘How to trick people in to thinking you’re good looking’ girl? She’s back! Speaking of that video, did you know it got 12 MILLION views and turned blogger/Gogo dancer Jenna Mourey on to a mini-celeb appearing on every TV show in America?! I need to start doing stupid sh*t on the Internet! …..What? ….Oh I mean even stupider than this.
Please someone give her her own show for the love of all that’s sacred and pure in this God forsaken world.
Oooh controversial! I know this all went down on Saturday but it’s just been revealed that Cheryl’s decision to say no to taking part in the vote was rehearsed during the break AND that if they had gone back to her after Danni’s vote for her to take it to deadlock (as she said she’d do when she said no) - that Katie Waissel would have been booted out because TreyC actually got way more votes than her!
This is all BLOWING MY MIND! Now a campaign has started to have Cheryl removed as a judge…ooooh I don’t know. Backlash much?
What do you lot think?
Couldn’t have put it better myself mate!
I’m not going to lie, I WAS this baby at the Boyz 2 Men concert recently. Also how mnay of you have grandads who look exactly like this after a couple of scoops while listening to Paddy sing ‘Black is the Colour…’
P.S Apologies for the absence from the blog - we were momentarily incarcerated. I mean…incapacitated.
My distain for all things Diana Vickers is no secret at this stage. But I shall no longer wait on hold to The Samaritans for somebody to listen to my hurt. This vidjo soothes my blackened soul. It tells me I am not alone in the world…others feel my (throbbing ear) pain. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall - all I gotta to is call. And it’ll be there..yes it will. I’ve got a friend!
….Sorry did I just accidently copy a song there? Imagine that…..
Ah! Look at this! A little rapper telling all the grown folks to STOP LOOKING AT HIS MOMS! I love this - this is dedicated to all you MILFS out there, except the acronym will have to be MOPWLF as it will have to read Mothers Other People Would Like to F*ck as I don’t roll like that. So…to all you MOP-WOLVES! xxx
Did anyone see this yesterday? Mother of God…I could happily sit and throw small, inanimate objects at Jodie Marsh’s face for days on end. The best part is the crying scene where she breaks down because her family are finally supportive of something she’s doing…AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! YOU SPOILED LITTLE SHIT!!!
But the fact is…I will watch anything with Jodie Marsh’s name on it…Keep making them, I’ll keep getting annoyed by them…everyone’s happy! Ta!
Seriously - he barely touches her! This is why I shouldn’t be a parent - if someone shouted at this level of loudness over nothing, I would find it very hard not to punch them. I have a very, very strong aversion to people being loud. Anyone else on my frequency/wavelength/other sound related pun?
OH GOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Turbo minty whopper CRINGE!!!!!
There always comes point with a reality TV show where I go from ‘just watching it because there’s nothing else on’ to…..INVESTED!! That moment came on Sunday night when I cried unashamedly in front of a room full of friends during Matt the painter and decorator Cardle (official name)’s performance on X Factor. Would I?! Sweet mother of jayzus, would I what!
Then there’s Gamu Nhengu who I thought was just cute and sorta original until she dropped the vocal BOMB on us this week. Herro? Deadly biscuits!
Mary Byrne…who’s first audition still destroys me!!!… I LOVE YOU MARY!!!!
And not forgetting Mini-Cheryl AKA Cher Lloyd….
I’ll leave you with this, a version of Sade’s ‘By your side’ that I found on youtube by one of my other favourite’s Marlon McKenzie….who would also get it btw.
So talk to me…who manages to scrape your attention away for Dermot O’Ridey for a few minutes?
…but this is inexplicably funny. Judge Judy. In SLOW MOTION.
Here’s the background - copied and pasted from a grown-up news site….
The leader of a small Florida church that espouses anti-Islam philosophy said Wednesday he was determined to burn copies of the Quran on Sept. 11, despite pressure from the White House, religious leaders and others to call it off.
Pastor Terry Jones said at a press conference that he has received a lot of encouragement, with supporters mailing copies of the Islamic holy text to his Gainesville church of about 50 followers. He proclaimed in July that he would stage “International Burn-a-Quran Day” to mark the ninth anniversary of 9/11.
So then other people started saying they’d do it too - cos they’re real clever. However, other Americans are great and not stupid, and said they’d stop it - like the guy above in Texas.
It was only a matter of time before this got auto-tuned - which let’s face it - is the most important thing in this story.
WATCH IT AFTER THE JUMP!
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