I don’t know why I’m surprised. We’ve known forever that celebrities like free stuff. But who’da thunk they’d be out looting with the best(?) of them in persuit of a new 42 inch plasma?
Colin Farrell has that whole ‘I’m from Castleknock but I’m still a mad yoke, RIGH’!!!’ thing going on, so he was always going to throw his oar in.
Ashley Cole could probably come home with a box of 24 PSPs, a shetland Pony and a prostitute and Cheryl would ask no questions so he has nothing to lose really.
Prince broke in to Ticketmaster to rob tickets for his own concerts. It was the only way they were gonna shift them.
Eva Longoria Sarah Michelle Gellar Jessica Parker was after a few new names.
Anyway, shame on you all! …But if you do happen to come accross a nice Macbook Pro, hook a sister uuuuuuup!
It would appear that, for some inexplicable reason, some folk don’t share my undying love for Justin Bieber… WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!! *seizure* Anywho, it’s been a hard week for us beliebers. We had to watch our babygod being mowed down on CSI in the plime of libe! Come on! He’s so amazing he didn’t even get any bullet holes in his jacket! And then getting trounced all over on the B-ball court…
And just in case you’re not enjoying this enough (you bastards), remember this?
Laugh all you want…you’ll be punished in hell.
Remember the ‘How to trick people in to thinking you’re good looking’ girl? She’s back! Speaking of that video, did you know it got 12 MILLION views and turned blogger/Gogo dancer Jenna Mourey on to a mini-celeb appearing on every TV show in America?! I need to start doing stupid sh*t on the Internet! …..What? ….Oh I mean even stupider than this.
Please someone give her her own show for the love of all that’s sacred and pure in this God forsaken world.
Couldn’t have put it better myself mate!
My distain for all things Diana Vickers is no secret at this stage. But I shall no longer wait on hold to The Samaritans for somebody to listen to my hurt. This vidjo soothes my blackened soul. It tells me I am not alone in the world…others feel my (throbbing ear) pain. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall - all I gotta to is call. And it’ll be there..yes it will. I’ve got a friend!
….Sorry did I just accidently copy a song there? Imagine that…..
Why I oughta!!! I’ve made no secret of the fact that I have a major (some would say strange, others would say illegal) obsession with The Bieber. Well, some YOKE threw a bottle and clocked him straight in the noggin at a recent gig. Now I’m only human and yes I laughed at the top of my voice ….but it doesn’t mean I’m not in a fit of rage at somebody attacking my Justin.
Better sleep with one eye open girlfriend!
The most epic re-telling of the Batman Saga ever… I’m enlightened.
Thank you to James who “saw this and thought of…” us. Eh…..THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!
PS: I don’t know what the post title is about, I’m ALL KINDS of hyper today! Must step away from the refresher sweets.
Well now, this is dissappointing! Sir Patrick Stewert (OK Jean-Luc Picard, let’s call a spade a spade) tried to humiliate James Cordon on stage at the Glamour Awards last night and got OWNED!!! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick…come on now! You know better than that! There are certain people you don’t try to win arguments with. Simon Amstell for example; I’ve often sat cringing, looking out from behind my hands as some eejit tries to slag him back on Buzzcocks…YOU’LL NEVER WIN SO DON’T MAKE A TIT OF YOURSELF TRYING!!!!! And win he didn’t last night…..Ugh, the sap. And before this I totally would have.
Oh my God, he’s funny too!
Love eet! Deyanna, Dion Jr., Dyonfea, Deyonte, Deymonte, Dyondras…and Myana! Myana is either very unlucky, or very lucky. Irish names can be just as bad though - like Patrick Fitzpatrick, or Ger Fitzgerald. I also think we can go either too mad on the Irish names, or too mixed with English names - like you could have a family on one end of the spectrum with Sean, Siobhan, Sinead, Seamus, Saoirse and Siofra, and then you could have Mairead, Jennifer, Tom and Aisling. I don’t know where I’m going with this. I’ll stop now. Anyone understand what I’m saying? If you do, send the explanation on a postcard to (B) at the Stylebitch Towers.
Video via Dave over on the Java Republic Coffee Break.
Now you know we’re all about the positivity and sweetness and light ‘n’ shit, but sometimes stuff just needs to be told! I heart this guy. I secretly hope he hates us too.
This IS in the key of Awesome!!!
I aint gon’ lie, I’m as guilty of this as the next person….”Ooh hot picture!” *makes picture profile picture* …we all do it! And at this stage we’re all well aware that when Facebook stalking somebody, further investigation through the medium of ‘See pictures of Mick’ <- (insert name of bloke/bird you’re facebook-stalking here) is entirely neccessary. The results are usually catestrophicaly dissappointing. As this video demonstrates all too clearly.