It would appear that, for some inexplicable reason, some folk don’t share my undying love for Justin Bieber… WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!! *seizure* Anywho, it’s been a hard week for us beliebers. We had to watch our babygod being mowed down on CSI in the plime of libe! Come on! He’s so amazing he didn’t even get any bullet holes in his jacket! And then getting trounced all over on the B-ball court…
And just in case you’re not enjoying this enough (you bastards), remember this?
Laugh all you want…you’ll be punished in hell.
These poor girleens fell in to a giant toilet trying to promote Ballygown Pink, so the least you lot can do is buy a couple of bottles to support Think Pink Week! The Marie Keating Foundation’s breast cancer awareness initiative is being celebrated this week and lots of Irish celebs have got on board to ‘Be part of it’.
College students and office workers alike are ‘Thinking Pink’ this week by wearing pink to work and college. As Stylebitches, i think it’s our duty to get our favourite pink gunas out this weekend so!
This year’s attempt at beating X Factor’s winner to Christmas no. 1 is a liiiittle quieter than last year’s. In 2009 Rage Against the machine’s ‘Killing in the name of’ beat poor little Joe Mack-el-daree to the no. 1 spot and the plan to make John Cage’s classical piece ‘4′33”, which is entirely silent, the next Christmas no. 1 is being ‘orchestrated’ (har-har) by the same revolutionaries.
The Facebook group already has over 22,000 fans. Join it here, if you’re so inclined.
Some of my favourite comments so far:
“It’s just a rip-off of Stephen Hawking - Unplugged”
“Have you ever played it backwards? I’m sure there’s a message in it”
“There should be a novelty version where Noddy Holder shouts “IT’S CHRRRIIIISSSTMAAAS!!” right in the middle”
“Silent Night for the B-side?”
“Yeah I love this tune. Bet if it’s Christmas No. 1 they’ll only play the radio edit (4′27”)”
“I love the bit where the trumpets don’t come in”
“Wanna use this as my ringtone”
What do you reckon? Have they made their point? Should we keep pushing until the traditional race for Christmas no. 1 is reinstalled? Stupid considering that it’s the public who buy the X Factor single so we’re battling against ourselves? The ultimate passive-aggressive stance against the commercialisation of music? A load of c*ck?
Talk to meeeee!!!!
This pig can walk on two legs!! A pig! That can walk on two legs!!
Did anyone see this yesterday? Mother of God…I could happily sit and throw small, inanimate objects at Jodie Marsh’s face for days on end. The best part is the crying scene where she breaks down because her family are finally supportive of something she’s doing…AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! YOU SPOILED LITTLE SHIT!!!
But the fact is…I will watch anything with Jodie Marsh’s name on it…Keep making them, I’ll keep getting annoyed by them…everyone’s happy! Ta!
If a fight broke out on South Willam Street, I imagine it would look something like this. The lack of conviction is those slaps is an art-form in itself. And I love how it went without saying that the fight would take place in slow motion…such synchronicity! I’m also trying to decide whether the stars of this video will be more pissed off about their hair-dids being mussed or the fact that it’s on youtube and therefore “sooo focking mainstream…ugh”.
Totes not fer-osh!
Puts a girl in mind of last weeks Hipster bashing…
This is Coman, we met him at Electric Picnic and proceeded to call him Coleman for the entire weekend. Anyway, it’s freaking (L) and I out as he REALLY looks like someone famous and we can’t figure it out. We’re usually good at knowing important sh*t like this. HELP!
The most epic re-telling of the Batman Saga ever… I’m enlightened.
If you didn’t grow up playing Super Mario Bros, this will mean less than NOTHING to you. If you did you’ll understand it’s genius!!
He’s dead! They don’t know why exactly but lets face it, dude had two heads, he wasn’t exactly in the finest of health.
Ahhh….that sucks muchly.
Feck it! Lets continue the .com theme! OMG.com/this is amazing! A little kitty catty born with TWO FACES!!!
It’s the end of the world as we know it! Volcanic ash in the shape of a stiletto (as spotted by our lovely Pa Byrne) has destroyed the aviation industry, only Bruce Willis/Ben Affleck or Harrison Ford can save us now. In fact, Harrison Ford can’t save us unless it somehow involves his daughter/family/wife….>>>>
Anywho - has the volcanic ash from Mount Ehalocewqxochwvpxwzdewy upset you or your family’s life in any way? My mother is stuck in France, my friend is stuck in LA and I am stuck in Kilkenny. All pretty nice places to be stuck though.
I’ve discovered a passion for hotel toast. Nothing tastes as good as the toast you get with your breakfast in a hotel. It’s all chewy and lovely. Fact.
I know people who will only eat burnt toast, or cold toast. I know people who literally put about fourteen tonnes of butter on their toast, and then there’s people that take no butter, only jam.
So - random share time - how do you take your toast, and if it wasn’t bad for you, how many slices of toast do you think you could eat in a day. I reckon I’d easily put away 32.
See and I don’t even like doggies, but I love this! Go fig. Look at the expressions, they’re like little people! Whoever shot this is a child genius, whether they’re a child or not.
Sit Ubu, sit! Good dog!
Mornin’ all. How are we feeling after “St. Patty’s Day”? (as SOME (happy?!?) United Staters call it…morons.) What did you do, where did you go, who did you see, how did you do it (safely we hope, got yourself some of those JLS condoms?)…etc etc etc SHARE!
(B) & (L)
Introducing the musical stylings of ‘Crystal Swing’. (No prizes for guessing where they get either part of their name). Never have I been more inclined to emigrate. The mere thoughts of encountering these folk in a seaside bar whilst drunk in Kilkee some New Years Eve makes me shudder to my very core.
If the banana proves there is a God, this is surely concrete evidence of the existence of the great horned one.
Jebus save us all!
(Thanks Pa…or not, depending on how you look at it.)