I don’t know why I’m surprised. We’ve known forever that celebrities like free stuff. But who’da thunk they’d be out looting with the best(?) of them in persuit of a new 42 inch plasma?
Colin Farrell has that whole ‘I’m from Castleknock but I’m still a mad yoke, RIGH’!!!’ thing going on, so he was always going to throw his oar in.
Ashley Cole could probably come home with a box of 24 PSPs, a shetland Pony and a prostitute and Cheryl would ask no questions so he has nothing to lose really.
Prince broke in to Ticketmaster to rob tickets for his own concerts. It was the only way they were gonna shift them.
Eva Longoria Sarah Michelle Gellar Jessica Parker was after a few new names.
Anyway, shame on you all! …But if you do happen to come accross a nice Macbook Pro, hook a sister uuuuuuup!
I am shocked and aghast! Turns out, Rebecca Black was but a charlatan! The true queen of tweeny parent-paid-for pop is surely Jenna Rose? ‘My Jeans’ was around a long time before ‘Friday‘. Like OMG Rebecca! You’re like totes jockin’ Jenna’s swagger! Ridic!… Jenna is already on her second “song”. Here she brings us the musical stylings of ‘O.M.G.’ and a little pre-teen-peedo-porn video to go with it. Ahh how cute…
OMG is right love!
Anyone watch Comic Relief last night? Sobfest 2011 raised a whopping SEVENTY FOUR MILLION England monies. By my calculations that’s just over €20! (Give or take, I’ve rounded it off) Highlights for me were…
- Adele, who was whopper as usual.
- Lenny Henry accidentally saying “F*ck” and then saying “I can’t believe I said ‘F*ck on BBC2″.
- The Inbetweeners boys visiting places with rude names. I really want to move to Bell End. It sounds like tremendous fun.
- And who could forget the return of Smithy, who saves Comic Relief whilst George Michael waits in the car. I won’t say anything else or it will ruin the surprise appearances but I think you’ll know who nearly made me pee with excitement.
Well done the Beeb!
It would appear that, for some inexplicable reason, some folk don’t share my undying love for Justin Bieber… WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!! *seizure* Anywho, it’s been a hard week for us beliebers. We had to watch our babygod being mowed down on CSI in the plime of libe! Come on! He’s so amazing he didn’t even get any bullet holes in his jacket! And then getting trounced all over on the B-ball court…
And just in case you’re not enjoying this enough (you bastards), remember this?
Laugh all you want…you’ll be punished in hell.
New Britney video/Sony advert.
These poor girleens fell in to a giant toilet trying to promote Ballygown Pink, so the least you lot can do is buy a couple of bottles to support Think Pink Week! The Marie Keating Foundation’s breast cancer awareness initiative is being celebrated this week and lots of Irish celebs have got on board to ‘Be part of it’.
College students and office workers alike are ‘Thinking Pink’ this week by wearing pink to work and college. As Stylebitches, i think it’s our duty to get our favourite pink gunas out this weekend so!
Remember the ‘How to trick people in to thinking you’re good looking’ girl? She’s back! Speaking of that video, did you know it got 12 MILLION views and turned blogger/Gogo dancer Jenna Mourey on to a mini-celeb appearing on every TV show in America?! I need to start doing stupid sh*t on the Internet! …..What? ….Oh I mean even stupider than this.
Please someone give her her own show for the love of all that’s sacred and pure in this God forsaken world.
Couldn’t have put it better myself mate!
I’m not going to lie, I WAS this baby at the Boyz 2 Men concert recently. Also how mnay of you have grandads who look exactly like this after a couple of scoops while listening to Paddy sing ‘Black is the Colour…’
P.S Apologies for the absence from the blog - we were momentarily incarcerated. I mean…incapacitated.
My distain for all things Diana Vickers is no secret at this stage. But I shall no longer wait on hold to The Samaritans for somebody to listen to my hurt. This vidjo soothes my blackened soul. It tells me I am not alone in the world…others feel my (throbbing ear) pain. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall - all I gotta to is call. And it’ll be there..yes it will. I’ve got a friend!
….Sorry did I just accidently copy a song there? Imagine that…..
Ah! Look at this! A little rapper telling all the grown folks to STOP LOOKING AT HIS MOMS! I love this - this is dedicated to all you MILFS out there, except the acronym will have to be MOPWLF as it will have to read Mothers Other People Would Like to F*ck as I don’t roll like that. So…to all you MOP-WOLVES! xxx
This year’s attempt at beating X Factor’s winner to Christmas no. 1 is a liiiittle quieter than last year’s. In 2009 Rage Against the machine’s ‘Killing in the name of’ beat poor little Joe Mack-el-daree to the no. 1 spot and the plan to make John Cage’s classical piece ‘4′33”, which is entirely silent, the next Christmas no. 1 is being ‘orchestrated’ (har-har) by the same revolutionaries.
The Facebook group already has over 22,000 fans. Join it here, if you’re so inclined.
Some of my favourite comments so far:
“It’s just a rip-off of Stephen Hawking - Unplugged”
“Have you ever played it backwards? I’m sure there’s a message in it”
“There should be a novelty version where Noddy Holder shouts “IT’S CHRRRIIIISSSTMAAAS!!” right in the middle”
“Silent Night for the B-side?”
“Yeah I love this tune. Bet if it’s Christmas No. 1 they’ll only play the radio edit (4′27”)”
“I love the bit where the trumpets don’t come in”
“Wanna use this as my ringtone”
What do you reckon? Have they made their point? Should we keep pushing until the traditional race for Christmas no. 1 is reinstalled? Stupid considering that it’s the public who buy the X Factor single so we’re battling against ourselves? The ultimate passive-aggressive stance against the commercialisation of music? A load of c*ck?
Talk to meeeee!!!!
This pig can walk on two legs!! A pig! That can walk on two legs!!
Did anyone see this yesterday? Mother of God…I could happily sit and throw small, inanimate objects at Jodie Marsh’s face for days on end. The best part is the crying scene where she breaks down because her family are finally supportive of something she’s doing…AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! YOU SPOILED LITTLE SHIT!!!
But the fact is…I will watch anything with Jodie Marsh’s name on it…Keep making them, I’ll keep getting annoyed by them…everyone’s happy! Ta!