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Oh I am so glad Katie Price chose an elegant medley of Andy Williams and Burt Bacharach for her first single. Her cover reflects the glamour and timeless chic of this new tune. I also enjoy how much it is about the future, and not dredging up her past. Kudos!

Yeah. I lie. It’s sh*t. It’s about Pete. She looks like she has lips made from hemorrhoids on the cover. 

(B)

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*WARNING Stylebitch (B) Rant alert*…It’s been a while…

I don’t like this malarkey with Britney releasing her unairburshed photos…or, for that matter, all these celebs wanting to be photographed unairbrushed or without makeup or whatever. How about this - just do it and stop fecking announcing it.. I mean - why do we have to know how you were lit or whether you had makeup on - it’s either an interesting photo or it isn’t. If the interesting thing is that it went through post-production or you didn’t go through pre-trowelling of slap, then it’s time to get a new creative director/head photo bitch. 

AND ANOTHER THING! Wow - you’re just like us! You have cellulite! I feel so good now! I feel so less jealous of you and your amazing life! You’re normal! ….WHY?!?!? I don’t want my celebs to be normal, I want them to be glamorous and dramatic and demented. I want them to exist on a different planet. I don’t want them to be normaaaal. And most of all, I want them to stop telling me how fecking normal they are…! I realise you are a real human, I just don’t want to hear it! 

That is all. For now…

(B)

Ah COME ON!!!

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Airbrushed Much?, What's in GOSSIP!
17
Feb

Prince William (I most definitely would) was photographed for Howya! magazine… and the little airbrushing midget monkeys must have been working double time, because all of a suddens, he has hair all over his royal head! Why, how unheard of, for a royal to procure something that isn’t theirs! 

Come on now monkeys, a little bit of extra hair, fine, but to transfer K.D Lang’s full scalp over is just rikidikulous. 

(B)

SHOCKING!!

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Airbrushed Much?, What's in STYLE!
9
Feb

Madonna is AIRBRUSHED?!?! What kind of f*uckery chicanery shenanigan sam hell is this?! I haven’t been this shocked since I found out Graham Norton was gay!

NY mag got this sticky little paws on this outtake of the Madonna for Louis Vuitton ad campaign, and if you had any doubts that Madonna does not have a blue jawline - then this is the proof!

Is it time to call a little time out on all the airbrushing going on in ad campaigns, or is it just another art form, in your humble opine?

(B)

 

…maybe it’s photoshop. Seriously. Not a line, a pore or any resemblance to human skin. I know good lighting can mask a multitude, a little trickery with the contrast in photoshop too, but to dip her in acid and then cover her in plastic? Playa, plizz.

(B)

WARNING: Rant alert!

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Airbrushed Much?, What's in STYLE!
16
Dec

Twiggy’s Oil of Olay campaign pictures have been banned from use due to the fact that IT MIGHT AS WELL BE SOMEONE ELSE!!! Today the Advertising Standards Authority says in a ruling:

“The post-production retouching of this ad, specifically in the eye area, could give consumers a misleading impression of the effect the product could achieve.”

…D’ya think?! However, it added that most older women would understand that Twiggy’s youthful appearance was not solely achieved by using the Olay product. …So it’s also an ad for Adobe Photoshop? You’d think they’d want their logo in there?! Procter & Gamble, which makes Olay, said the ‘minor retouching’ (Pah!) had been inconsistent with its policies and it had already replaced the image with one with ‘no postproduction work in the eye area’. …Yeah coz you know the way you send something to be edited and you just say to the graphic designer, ‘Ah sure just lash it out to the mags as soon as your finished with it, I trust ye!’. …Player Pleeze!

Allow me to state the obvious by saying, THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WAY TWIGGY LOOKS! SHE’S 60 YEARS OLD FOR F*** SAKE!!! I look like that most Sunday mornings and I’m only 29! And surely we deserve more credit than this? I have no doubt that for women of any decent level of intelligence it would be far more appealing to see her REAL face and recognize that she hasn’t botoxed the bejesus out of herself …and therefore must be doing something right?!

Speaking of which…….L’oreal you’re not getting off scott free here!! Introducing…..Adobe McDowell!

Rant over.

(L)

 

Seriously, a whole chunk of hip? In other news, she looks hot. But I’m confused, is she photoshopped-the-f*ck-out-of-it hot, or just holy-mother-of-she-must-eat-placentas-to-stay-that-young-looking hot? Answers on a postcard made from recycled hip areas please. 

(B)

Airbrushed much..HELLO?!?!

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Airbrushed Much?, What's in GOSSIP!
12
Nov

Ah here now…come ON!!! How airbrushed is this??!!? Does Sheana Keane run the photoshopping department of the RTE Guide? They’ve made Blathnaid, who is generally pretty gorgeous, look like a St. Patrick’s day alien. Níl sé sin ceart go leor…. ar fád. God my Irish is crap.  

What say you?

(B)

* Thanks to (D) Honorary Stylebitcher/Coffey Filterer for the link! 

 

Ralph Lauren at it again..

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Airbrushed Much?, What's in GOSSIP!
16
Oct

The good folks over at photoshop disasters found ANOTHER photoshopped Ralph Lauren image, this one is a poster from a store in Australia. Again, model Fillippa Hamilton has been airbrushed to look like an alien-doll-anorexic-Biafran looking thing. (remember the first one? read if >>here<<)

It has also emerged that model Fillippa was fired from Ralph Lauren, for being too ‘fat’.”They fired me because they said I was overweight and I couldn’t fit in their clothes anymore,” she said. ”I was shocked to see that super skinny girl with my face,” she told the Daily News. “It’s very sad, I think, that Ralph Lauren could do something like that.

However - Ralph Lauren responded with this > Filippa is a “beautiful and healthy” woman but their relationship ended “as a result of her inability to meet the obligations under her contract with us.”

“The image in question was mistakenly released and used in a department store in Japan and was not the approved image which ran in the U.S. We take full responsibility,” the statement said. “This error has absolutely no connection to our relationship with Filippa Hamilton.”

Hmmmmm…some f*ckery going on in RL…for shame, for shame!

(B)

 

 

Ah here now!!!

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Airbrushed Much?, What's in STYLE!
9
Oct

Thank you Ralph Lauren, for saving our sensitive eyes the pain of looking at this model’s disgusting flab. She really ought to sort herself out, it’s not healthy. Thankfully, her client has her (podgy) back. Ralph and his fat-busters blitzed her bulge in a recent campaign and restored her to a more presentable state. Phew!!

Filippa Hamilton, who is also the face of Ralph Lauren’s ‘Romance’ perfume, was the victim of a photoshop fit. The Fashion giant is now sueing a blog for copyright infringement for posting this picture…..nothing to do with the fact that they’re pointing out that her head is wider that her waist and making a holy show of y’all and you know want to bury the photo forever?! Nah, course not.

(L)

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Guess Who!

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Airbrushed Much?, Celebs Get Shot, What's in STYLE!
29
Sep

It should probably read : ‘Guess Who’s Trying to be Cool and Noir and Interesting!’… Yes it’s Eva Longoria, in a ‘departure’ from her usual WAG-tastic look, smouldering up the front cover of the tress bee-an French magazine ‘Citizen K’..(seriously, I got it the last time i was in France, ONE euro with the most amaaaazing shoots.) I have to call ‘FAIL’ on this one, it just looks wrong. She’s a stunner for sure, but a stunner who can change up her look and appear comfortable with it…? I just don’t see it.  BUT! correct me if I’m wrong - I know you lot will in all in anyways. 

(B)

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Airbrushed much Nia Long?!

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Airbrushed Much?, What's in STYLE!
17
Aug

I mean, are you for serious?! I’ve done more convincing Etch A Sketches!

The only positive thing I have to say about this is that your shoes (which I’m assuming aren’t leather?!) match the pole you’re straddling. Give yourself a round of applause! Oh that’s right you can’t, the paper is hillaaariously blocking your boobies. Hardy har. Oh well.

(L)

Jeepers this woman looks amazing! I wish I looked that hot now, let alone at 50…but at least I’m somewhat sane, unlike Sharon who appears to be as crazy as a bag of cut badgers covered in vinegar. 

A friend of mine reckons women look this hot at this age because they haven’t given birth to children…discuss.

(B)

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Remember a few weeks ago when Brit’s “new” (ancient) song ‘Radar’ was released and we all wondered what in blue blazes was going on with the wierd-ass horse fetish video! Well it’s aaallll become clear. What you witnessed ladies and ….Dave was a big fat floppy advert! Britney McSpears was paid monies by the good people at Candies (an American girls apparel line ) to wear their shiz in her video. As the line’s advertising theme is ever so equestrian, so was Britney’s vidjo!

In fact these OHMYGODSOFECKINAIRBRUSHED pictures were shot on the set of the video in question. Well most of them, the rest were drawn with crayon back at the studio.

And of course Britney is wearing head to toe Candies throughout. Now, I’m not naive. If I was a popstar I’d be promoting products like there was no tomorrow; “Penis Size getting you down? Try the New (L)-evator!” …..Work-free money! The best kind! But this is taking the pee-pee a little, no? She might as well rent forehead space to Coca-Cola.

(L)

The new Chanel ad, shot by His Royal Highness Karl Lagerfeld, featuring songstress Lily Allen.

What do you think? I think Lily looks good, but the bags look SHOCKING!! I’m so surprised that I dislike any kind of Chanel, but these bags look like gimp suits all cut up. Unnecessary waste of gimp suits? Down with that sort of thing. 

(B)