We posted the below back in August when Lisa Scott Lee did a Demi - and now Chanelle Hayes has adopted the ‘you’re knocked up, we can’t think of anything else to do with you!’ pose that magazines seem to love.
Can we stop it now? Here’s more from the interview with Chanelle:
On her bump: “My bump finally popped out about three weeks ago - I’m so relieved! Before it appeared, no one believed me, but why would I make up a pregnancy? It’s not my fault I’ve got good stomach muscles! I used to be quite confident with my body, but I’m so nervous about doing this shoot! I’ve changed a lot,’ she says. ‘I’ve gone from a size 6/8 to a 10, and my bum is huge – it’s like I’m pregnant in my bum! I’ve got cellulite on my thighs and stretch marks on my boobs, but I’ve just got to remember it’s all in a good cause”…size 10?!…blatantly a heifer.
On her new fella, Jade Goody’s widower Jack Tweed : ” I won’t be sleeping with him till after her baby is born.I don’t think it’s right to have sex with someone when you’re carrying another man’s child, so there won’t be any of that until after the baby arrives - if we’re still together,’ she giggles.’Jack is a really lovely guy, though, and we just get on well. There aren’t many guys who would be interested in getting together with a pregnant girl, but he’s taken it all in his stride.’ Sound.
On the photos of Jack in bed with a glamour girl on the night he was acquitted of rape: ‘He’s a 22-year-old lad and let’s face it, he’s not getting any [sex] from me, so it’s not that easy for him,’ Chanelle says. Wow.
Read more: Daily Mail
*sigh* Lisa Scott-Lee is the latest ‘celebrity’ to pose for some magazine in her buffers with her fertilised womb basket all out on show.
I just don’t get it. I mean, Demi did it, and it was ground breaking and beautiful eckseckera, but essentially it was just a big swollen belly. She got away with it because it was ground breaking. Pioneering if you will. Now every time some celeb gets knocked up, they feel the need to take off all the clothes that are keeping their bumps warm and show them to us in the style of Demi! Why??? I just want to know why???
They say it’s a ‘celebration of their womanhood’ and all that jazzle, but why do you need to do that on a magazine cover? Keep it for yo’ family! I’m going to just assume they’re doing it for the money the magazines are paying, and if so, can I just say to the mgazine peoples, I don’t buy magazines to look at pregnant ladies. If I wanted to do that, I’d buy ‘Mother & Baby.’ or ‘You & Your Pregnancy’, or ‘Boxed Up’ or some shizzle.
What are your thoughts peoples?
Demi : The “I am so beautiful and swollen with feminine superior powers that I refuse to make eye contact with the camera” pose.
Mylene: The “I so pwetty! I so smug! Look at me! I’m hot and knocked up and STILL hot! And my hair is great!” pose.
Javine : The “They better airbrush the f*ck out of me, I’m not down for the natural look, it’s in my contract” pose.
Cindy : The “Yeah I’m actually ten months pregnant but I barely even noticed” pose.
Britney : The “What are chirruns? why is I nekkid? Why dey sayin’ I got me a babeh in ma belleh? What’s goin’ on huh?” pose.
Naked Gun : The “The Future. Get those men f*ckers to carry the bambinos’ pose.