Archive for the "Oh no!" Category

Bad Lily Allen News

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Babies, Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!
2
Nov

God love Lily Allen and her partner Sam; she lost her baby at 6 months. This is her second miscarriage, after losing another child at 4 months with Chemical Brothers musician Ed Simmons in 2008. It’s a horrible thing to happen to any woman. Twice must be unbearable.

As she put it herself, say a little prayer, if it’s your thing.

(L) 

Cheryl is not dead.

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!
8
Jul

UPDATE!!!! ”Cheryl Cole today came out of intensive care and has left UCLH. She has now been transferred to a private clinic where she will remain for her recovery.”

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Twitter land was abound and confounded by tweets today that Cheryl Cole was dead. This is not true so stop crying. However - this is the SENSATIONAL! word on the street:

“FEARS were growing for Cheryl Cole as she spent a fourth night in a London hospital battling malaria.The star’s condition was said to be worsening, with medics worried she could suffer long-term damage to her vital organs. Cheryl, 27, is being treated at a special London hospital that deals with life-threatening tropical diseases. She will remain under a 24-hour watch until the end of the week at least and is unlikely to be back at work for six weeks.” 

Also, one of those boys from Jedward fell during T4 Who Gives A F*ck On The Beach and hurt his leg.  Cheryl Cole is apparently very, very ill indeed from the malaria. Jedward boy child had this to say:

“I’m like Cheryl’s twin because I hurt myself. She hurt herself. Two great people hurting themselves… It’s going to be a big funeral.”

I would love to be in his brain for just one minute. I bet the world, to him, is just a place of magickel awesome and win - and sparkly. Really, really sparkly. 

(B)

Supermodel Noemie Lenoir is recovering in hospital after an alleged suicide attempt. The 30 year old Marks & Sparks star found unconscious in a forest on the outskirts of Paris beside a pile of pills and an empty spirits bottle. Noemie, who had called an ambulance earlier in the day saying she felt “very unwell” but later cancelled it, was discovered by a man walking his dog.

There is, of course, much speculation about the reasons surrounding the alleged suicide attempt. Lenoir’s boyfriend, multi-millionaire Carl Hirschmann, 29, who dated Paris Hilton in 2003 is currently involved in a sex and extortion scandal in Switzerland. He was arrested in April for two separate offences of having sex with a minor and a third charge of forcing someone, not necessarily a minor, of committing a sex act against their will. The offences allegedly took place during orgies at a club run by him. He’s currently on £300,000 bail in Zurich, but Noemie regularly visits him there.

Lenoir has a 5 year old son Kelyan with ex-Chelsea football star Claude Makelele. How awful to think she was so low that she was willing to leave him behind. Suicide is not grand.

(L)

Gerry Ryan R.I.P

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Oh no!, What's in STUFF!
30
Apr

Gardai confirmed ten minutes ago that 2fm and RTE presenter Gerry Ryan was found dead this morning at his apartment. 

More to follow..

(B)

Dawn and Lenny split

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Break Ups, Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!, gossip
7
Apr

This officially goes on the list of things that are not grand. Dawn French and Lenny Henry have decided to go their separate ways after 25 years of marriage. They released a statement to say that they’ve been broken up for the past 6 months but have remained living together “in constant, honest communication” and are still great friends. The pair, who are currently on holiday together with their adopted daughter Billie, survived an affair in 1999 when Lenny was caught throwing a bone to some blonde bird called Merri Cheyne. Of course the papers are now saying that they split because they ‘never recovered’ from that…you know because 11 extra years of marriage is not considered a recovery?!

Anyway, bummer dudes. But does anyone else have the feeling that’ll it’ll be one of those really super amicable divorces where they still appear in comedy stuff together and make open jokes about the fact that they used to be married? Hope so anyway. Either way, we wish them both well.

(L)

Oh lordy. Look who’s teeny.

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!
12
Mar

We try not to natter about weight things on the site, but this is kind of scary. Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud was photographed looking all kinds of tinchy. Like, maybe too tinchy? Like maybe she’s been working too hard and not looking after the food side of life? Let’s just hope she’s healthy, and if she’s not, let’s hope she can get back to looking after herself soon. 

(B)

So Corey Haim got dead huh? It’s not entirely surprising given the troubled life he led, but it is of course still very, very sad. I loved that little dude when I was a nipper. The Lost Boys is still one of my all-time faves and I’m sure I’m not on my own on that one. I guess that’s what so much fame so young does to a brotha. It makes me worry about my beloved. Who? Justin Bieber of course! Our love is real. Don’t knock what you don’t understand.

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I love you too Justin, please don’t get dead.

R.I.P. Mr. Haim.

(L)

Terrible

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!, gossip
11
Feb

Alexander McQueen has died, aged 40. The extraordinarily talented designer took his own life today. I won’t go in to detail, I rarely see the point. His mother died on the 3rd of February this year.

The man was a genius. Very, very sad.

(L)

Brittany’s husband speaks.

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!
23
Dec

Brittany’s husband Simon Monjack has spoken about the death of his wife :

On the rumor that Brittany suffered from anorexia:

“These rumors that she was anorexic? It’s crazy – she was slim, but that was her natural physique. She tried to gain weight but had one of those metabolisms – a high metabolism – but enjoyed food as much as anyone. I wish I could show all the receipts from the take out restaurants.”

On not wanting an autopsy on Brittany’s body:

“My initial reaction to the autopsy was – they’re going to cut her open – I couldn’t bear it. That would break her mother, but we realized we needed to know. I look forward to getting the results.”

On the heart murmur she suffered from and what kind of meds she was taking:
“She was on herbal remedies that wouldn’t speed up her heart. There was nothing here that could endanger her; there was prescription medication in the house for her female time and some cough syrup. That was it.”

On if Brittany died from any kind of overdose:
“I can get rid of that one right now.”

On people saying he’s not a nice person
So many people have their views of us, but they never met us or sat down with us. I’m not perfect, but I don’t think anyone is … I am feeling beyond devastated. I was in love with Brittany and Brittany with me.

Her heart trouble sounds a bit like mine - and let me tell you, herbal remedies for that kind of thing? Nope. 

(B)

Brittany Murphy dies..

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!
22
Dec

**UPDATE : Paramedics notes reveal that Brittany’s bedside table was heaving with the following prescription medication : According to the notes, the medications included Topamax (anti-seizure meds also to prevent migraines),Methylprednisolone (anti-inflammatory), Fluoxetine (depression med), Klonopin (anxiety med),Carbamazepine (treats Diabetic symptoms and is also a bipolar med), Ativan (anxiety med), Vicoprofen(pain reliever), Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks), Biaxin (antibiotic), Hydrocodone(pain med) and miscellaneous vitamins.

There were also many other pill boxes prescribed to her husband and mother on her table. 

The toxicology report has not been returned as of yet, but the autopsy says no foul play was involved.

Sad news, 32 year old actress Brittany Murphy died earlier today, after suffering from a full cardiac arrest. Sources say Brittany Murphy’s mother found her unconscious in the shower, and called the paramedics to her and husband Simon Monjack’s home, but they were unable to revive her.

Sad sad sad…

(B)

Peaches nearly dies….lol

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!, gossip
17
Dec

Hilarious eh? Well Peaches and her mates seem to think so! The more annoying of the Geldof babies was, like on her way to like Disneyland like when like she and her friends who she like refers to as the like ‘I don’t give a f**** Crew’ like were in a “full on car crash”. Here’s how the tweets went like. Peaches:

Speeding like I have never, ever witnessed before on the freeway - feel like I’m in a scary car chase video game.”

..and then…surprise surprise….

“Just actually experienced a full on car carsh with the IDGAF crew. Wow, I guess we really don’t GAF.”

 

Wonder how that happened??!! She then quotes her friend as saying:

“I was just trying to get us all to Disney on f****** time! My creeper slipped on the pedals! Its not my fault!”

The driver then Twittered that she had “almost killed” Peaches and her three other passengers. Then Peaches again…

“Honestly can’t believe were alive after that.  And that the front of the car is totally f***** up and yet were still carrying on to Disney”

Peaches friend AJ English then tweeted:

“This is all that happened after a full 360 across three lanes of freeway traffic!?”

Followed by a final charming message from the driver:

“LOL @ death”

I would imagine I’m like, not the only person thinking like evil thoughts like about the outcome of this crash after reading that, like!

Morons!!….like.

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(L)

Source: Daily Mail

Rihanna speaks - Part 2

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Break Ups, Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!, gossip
7
Nov

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Part 2 of that interview. Not easy listening folks!

And if anyone’s interested in what f*ckwit has to say, here’s his MTV interview this week…

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As difficult as it was to listen to the appalling grammer of the presenter (pet peeve of mine), I must say I’m impressed with MTV’s handling of this. They didn’t just give him a opportunity to tell his story, they put it in context. They were obviously quite aware of the risk of appearing to be ‘on his side’ and also of the influence their broadcast could have on youngins. Asking what his advice to a woman in an abusive relationship would be was a stroke of genius also. Now if they’d only start PLAYING SOME F*CKING MUSIC FROM TIME TO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

(L)

Rihanna Speaks

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!, gossip
5
Nov

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Holy Poo! All I keep thinking watching this is how difficult it must have been for her. Fair play to her …times a million.

In stupid news….Am I the only one who thought she’d have an American accent?! Despite the fact that I was fully aware she was from Barbados?! How comes I don’t gots the smarts huh?! Thank God I’m a total ride.

(L)

Nicky Byrne Loses his father

Posted by: Stylebitch (L) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!, gossip
4
Nov

Westlife’s Nicky Byrne is said to be distraught after his 60 year old father died suddenly yesterday from a heart attack. Nicky Jnr was on a promotional tour with the band in the UK when he received the tragic news that Nicky Snr, an entertainer on the show-band circuit, had died. All Westlife activity has been cancelled for the foreseeable future.

60. No age at all really.

(L)

Why Miley? WHY!!!!

Posted by: Stylebitch (B) in Oh no!, What's in GOSSIP!
18
Oct

Grrrr…rumours were circulating that Miley Cyrus was to appear in the new Sex & the City movie, but I was just kind of hoping, begging, praying they were just that - rumours. Well, they’re not. It’s true. Miley Cyrus shot her scene for the new SATC film on Friday night alongside Kim Catrall. The scene revolves around the two of them turning up to a premiere wearing *gasp!* the same dress. 

The only thing I can ask for now is that the film runs waaaay over time and the scene gets cut. I do not want to see Mily Cyrus spoilt little brat face in my movie. You just know she wouldn’t even be GRATEFUL for the part, she probably EXPECTED to be in it.

Okay my reaction may seem a little over the top - but I just really, really, strongly, definitely, justifiably, REALLY don’t want her to be in the movie.

Who’s with me?

(B)