Yeah I know, here I am typing about these chavvy heads, when in reality I just want to take my big Jason Donovan pillow and put it over their faces. Sorry.
However, this is getting nice and juicy now, as Jordan says that Peter told Alex he was going to break his legs! I would pay GOOD money to watch that. In fact, I’d pay over the odds to watch them all break each other’s legs, just fighting in a big cage with broken legs trying to reach the other person to break their legs, crawling along with their half-pipe/baseball bat or whatever weapons pikeys are using these days. Hurleys. Whatever. Then when all their legs were broken, I’d take the children and give them to Ellen DeGeneres.
Anyway here’s the sketch: Jordan wouldn’t let Peter talk to his kids. Alex came on the phone and said he was ‘the man of the house now’ and Peter couldn’t talk to them. Peter said he was going to ‘break his legs’. Alex said he was going to ’sort him out.’
THEN Jordan went to the press and said : ”Pete said, “I’m gonna break your f***ing legs - watch your back”. Alex is a gentle guy and Pete is not the sweet guy he always portrays.’
‘His true colours are starting to come out, thank God.’
THEN Peter went on ‘This Morning’ and said : ’The bottom line is, for five days I was not allowed to speak to me kids.
‘Anyone close to me knows that, I couldn’t speak to them and then the night before last I got on the phone saying “I want to speak to my kids” and I was handed the phone to this man who said “he’s the man of the house now” and he refused me to speak to my children.
‘Now, I’m not perfect, I am human, I am a father and I don’t know any father that would not react to some man saying ‘no, you’re not speaking to them’ and I lost my temper. I admit it.”
I’m tired of it, I just want to move on in every sense of the word. The kids are my life, I don’t care about anything else but them - I’ve said that a million times, and everyone knows the only way to push my buttons is not to let me speak to my kids or see them and that’s what’s been happening.’
THEN after the argument it all appeared on Jordan’s facebook…etc…etc…expect OK! magazine covers in 3…2….
Read more: Daily Mail