Okay so technically she’s not a Kardashian, but here’s the three K sisters younger eh..sister Kendall on one of her first shoots. There she is now pushing her boobies together, with all the black eye make up in the world. Nothing out of the ordinary for most of us of a Saherday night - but she’s 14 years old. Am I…old? Is 14 not a bit young to be on the glam-ir-is modelling circuit? Of course you could argue that the 14 year old high-fashion models are too young also…but this seems a little seedier than that. At the SAME time (arguing with myself - keep up…) these shots are pretty well done - there is an element of de klassy to them…

Anyway- I’ve forgotten what my opinion is…what do you think?

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P.S I’ve often wondered about the whole Kardashian/Jenner clan. (yes, I admit it. Okay?!) So here’s the line up:

So the posh one is on yet another Vogue cover, this time Turkey. It’s a far cry from her elusive American Vogue cover but she’s getting there! In the shoot she wears a mixture of turkish designers and one of her own (it’s the shiny mac contraption in the sitty-downy shot which I love and adore!) Her new collection in general is a bit deadly. I attended the Brown Thomas A/W fashion show a while ago and it was all I could do not to lean forward and lick the dresses as the models shimmied past. Watch the video here.

Yes, yes that is me. Scarleh…

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Thank you to James who “saw this and thought of…” us. Eh…..THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!

PS: I don’t know what the post title is about, I’m ALL KINDS of hyper today! Must step away from the refresher sweets.

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I can’t roll my rrrrrrrs (can you?) so when trying to make like Shocantelle with her OKrrrrrrrrRRRrrrrRR!!!! myself and L, who also can not do it, have to say Ok-er-er-er-er.

I be-weave eh……*silence*…….jesus is my saviour. 

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WE’RE BACK FROM LONDON! WE LOVE YOU PA, NICO & JUANITA! 

Prepare thyselves for a veritable onslaught of videos that now make up our entire vocabulary following our little trip. 

THE BACK OF YO’ HEAD IS RIDICULAS!

Can I have your number?

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Oh Katie Price. First of all - I didn’t realise we were still doing wet look leggings. Wonderful, I’m going to pop mine on now for my trip to Dunnes. 

Secondly - thank you for miming. No seriously, thank you. Finally - you have so little charisma as you do this miming thing, I would go so far to describe you as flaccid. I don’t like flaccidity one little bit. 

That is all. Your dancers are elegant. 

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I started off laughing - I ended up mildly disturbed. 

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Thieved from Doug. 

So it is true!! I was NOT expecting that. Makes sense though, Robbie’s career wasn’t exactly on fire and I guess Take That, like any other band, have to keep shaking things up to stay current. (Mmmm current…I’d love a scone..haven’t had breakfast yet) Particularly after Marky Owen’s morto!!-fication stations earlier this year. Who’d a thunk it eh? Little innocent head on him! ….Why I oughta.

I was always an East 17er growing up and despite a lingering love for the East-end Cream Crackers I’m a big enough person to admit that I was wrong. So here it is on record for the first and last time….. Take That were better. FACT. Looking forward to seeing what they come up with avec Robbie I must say. But I’ll never believe Gary Barlow has anything but pure unadulterated hatred for him! Sorry!

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So MTV’s ‘The Hills’ is over - and the final scene is just a little tiny bit EPIC!! Seriously, if you haven’t seen it, check it out on the illegals here…then come back and tell me all about the feelings of sadness and desolation you eh…feel about it ending!

Seriously - we need to do that ‘All The Hills from Season 1 Episode 1 to THE END’ night somewhere…

Anyway, the wrap party was last night too…can we talk about Spencer crashing it..?!? Did he suddenly age 42.3 years? Seriously? Is this makeup? What’s happening here? Someone tell me. 

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You’ve probably heard these by now - but just in case! Here’s Mel and his many INSANE!! phone calls. Some people are saying that these are totally set up, that her responses are not natural and dubbed in afterwards blah blah blah….Meh - I dunno.

His breathing thing halfway through some of the calls freaks me the hell out. It’s not in any way natural, it’s totally bizarre. It’s like he’s playing ‘angry angry’ actor and heavy breathing shows ‘the anger’ or something weird and arty and odd like that. In fact - all of his rants are a bit ‘trying out for a part’ to me. I think the boy has lost his ever-lubbin mind.

Hear the rest of them after the jump!

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He’s back! RIDEY RIDEY RIDEY GENIUS SWAN DIVEY RIDE!

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Thanks Pa! 

UPDATE!!!! ”Cheryl Cole today came out of intensive care and has left UCLH. She has now been transferred to a private clinic where she will remain for her recovery.”

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Twitter land was abound and confounded by tweets today that Cheryl Cole was dead. This is not true so stop crying. However - this is the SENSATIONAL! word on the street:

“FEARS were growing for Cheryl Cole as she spent a fourth night in a London hospital battling malaria.The star’s condition was said to be worsening, with medics worried she could suffer long-term damage to her vital organs. Cheryl, 27, is being treated at a special London hospital that deals with life-threatening tropical diseases. She will remain under a 24-hour watch until the end of the week at least and is unlikely to be back at work for six weeks.” 

Also, one of those boys from Jedward fell during T4 Who Gives A F*ck On The Beach and hurt his leg.  Cheryl Cole is apparently very, very ill indeed from the malaria. Jedward boy child had this to say:

“I’m like Cheryl’s twin because I hurt myself. She hurt herself. Two great people hurting themselves… It’s going to be a big funeral.”

I would love to be in his brain for just one minute. I bet the world, to him, is just a place of magickel awesome and win - and sparkly. Really, really sparkly. 

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Speaking of Aaron Johnson and his new baby with an auld wan below…has anyone seen Kick Ass? It is about 400 million times better than any other superhero movie I’ve seen. Or comedy. Or Nicolas Cage movie of the last ten years. Without wanting to sound like a teenage nerd - the fight scene with Hit Girl in the Warehouse, with her strobe gun, is just about the best fight scene of all time. (I have it after the jump but it’s got writing over the clip - which ruins it..)

What did you think?

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Can we all just take a moment to watch and learn and admire the geniiii that is FOTC? 

Le sigh. Marry me Brittt!!!

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Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson have had their baby - a little girl called Wylda Rae. This isn’t major news unless you’re a fan of Sam’s art/films or Aaron as the actor from one of the best films of ALL TIME! - ‘Kick-Ass’. Seriously -  brilliant. Anyways, the only reason it’s making de papers is because she’s 43 and he’s….20.

Well now, to everyone who just went ‘ooooh!’ - check out this interview with Sam Taylor-Wood. I think she pretty firmly puts all of us toyboy/cougar thinking peoples in our place. 

 ‘You know, this whole age obsession thing is funny. If I were going out with another woman, you wouldn’t ask me what advice I’d give to someone contemplating doing the same thing.

‘If I were in a mixed race relationship, you wouldn’t say, ‘So what’s it like?’ People in love don’t see gender, colour or religion. Or age. It’s about the other person, the one that you love and who loves you. You don’t think of them in terms of a label. You just go with your heart.

 ‘This, if anything, is what I find frustrating, the having to think of ways for people to accept our situation. You try and try and eventually you just think, ‘Oh, f*** it.’’

Well said Granny! (jooooking.)

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