Nicola Roberts has fiiiiinally launched the pasty make-up range she’s been talking about, like, forever. And she was looking all kinds of Florence while she was at it. ‘Dainty Doll’ is now available in Harrods and will then be rolled out to your less salubrious retailer. Items will cost between £10 and £20 kinda thing; Not three bad wha’?!
(L)
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I am completely in femo-lov with Drew Barrymore, from her hair to her face to her body to her seemingly sound self AND her fella Justin Long who I adore. I have one issue with this outfit and that is the Trib 2 shoes - they are beautiful, but not with this dress.
What do you think?
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(L) is having a Pop Idol themed party this weekend and one of our friend’s was thinking of going as Jem. Awesome. If she doesn’t do it, I totally will. I loved Jem to death - the magical wardrobe, the songs, the pink hair. I still kind of want pink hair.Where to buy a pink wig though….
Here’s an epic synopsis of the background of the legend that is Jem….>HERE<
Also - some of the lyrics to her songs were kind of racy! See below “Making love to a fantasy…”
I don’t know if it was my favourite childhood cartoon, I did love She-Ra too….do you cheeky lot have a favourite 80’s/90’s cartoon?
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I actually don’t know who’s more beautiful in this video - Brandon Flowers or Charlize Theron. Seeing as I don’t like ladies in that way, I’ll go with Brandon. I’d save him from ninjas ANY day with my amazing fighting skills. I would kill them with one deathly look, and if it turned out that looks can’t actually kill and that’s not just some saying - I would borrow the big massive gun from the Expendables, which I would have previously arranged to borrow in case of any fights with ninjas.
So that’s my plan anyway.
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I had too much coffee today and ended up singing along to Billy Joel’s ‘Always a Woman’ in the style of Beaker from the Muppet Show. Then D sent me this link and I felt the need to share.
Beaker - will you marry me?
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I had to go and see this after we arrived too late for the movie we originally aimed to go and see… this was the only thing left and man, I swear, I basically just went to it in order to get cinema popcorn. Don’t judge me!
I did a facebook update that turned into a mini-book in the comments, so here is what I had to say and a few more points added now for your consideration:
1. All I’ve ever wanted in a cinematic sense was a live-action, ironic, unintentionally hilarious version of ‘Team America World Police’ - and then Sylvester Stallone brought me….. ‘The Expendables.
2. Lower your expectations, then reduce them, then lower those. Then get rid of those ones and get brand new entirely low ones. The lowest ones ever made. Yeah - get those ones and bring them to the cinema with you and you’ll have a great time!
3. Pretend it’s a comedy and also pretend that it was originally made in a foreign language and has been translated back in to some form of English, but you’re not quite sure what kind of English that is - just that every now and again you recognise a word.
4. They could have created one of the best scenes in cinematic awesomeness - the one with Bruce Willis, Arnold Scwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. Instead it limped home before being healed of it’s leprosy and delivering a very decent dig at Arnie.
5. Why don’t they all just get naked and kiss each other’s man bits? They blatantly want to…
6. There motto appears to be : Why kill one person when you can kill 4263.
7. They have an endless supply of sh*t that they use to blow other sh*t up.
8. Jason Statham is HOT when he doesn’t speak.
9. The women in it are only useful as ‘things to be saved’ and Charisma Carpenter felt the need to wear three bras in her first scene. No lie.
10. Jason Statham delivers one of the worst little monologues in cinematic history. ‘Now you know what I do for a living” says he after beating up some dudes. She must think he’s like…a bouncer or something. He continues “I’m not perfect…but you should have waited. I was worth it. ” He says all this while SHRUGGING as if he is just as confused by his sudden awareness at his amazingness as we are….
11. A movie that opens with the hanging of a pirate is rare to find, as the old saying goes.
12. All the older dudes look like they’re made from plasticine.
13. Mickey Rourke blatantly ad-libbed. He probably refused to speak the utter sh*te Sly Stallone wrote, and replaced it with slightly better sh*te of his own, “brother.” He also does the quickest tattoo in the history of the world on Sly’s back. I still love him though.
14. Do not pay to go and see this movie, give Michael Cera your money instead. But do watch this illegaly or when it hits Sky Movies in about a week’s time. And only watch it while playing a drinking game or something. I do not recommend the one where you do a shot every time someone dies. You will not survive the liver failure and that would make me sad and kind of responsible.
15. This movie is kind of awesome in it’s awfulness. Although I wish whoever had edited this trailer to make it look kind of decent had been the editor of the actual movie. Then it could have just been awesome full stop.
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“MY BRAIN IS SCREAMING. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.”
Owls are almost as cool as unicorns. Hungover owls are on a level. Check >this< site out…
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..wearing lipstick… as you do. It’s for his new movie ‘This Must Be The Place’ which is being filmed around the corner from where (L) and I live. We didn’t take this photo but we will find him at some point on his visit and make him love us and give us money. It’s just the way we roll with Hollywood people. They love it.
Have you spotted him?
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Disclaimer - we know attempting to rape someone is not funny. But Antoint Dodson sure is..!
Watch the video above first, and then watch the Autotune the News version.
Awesome? The most awesomest of all awesome videos of these awesome times?
As Jedward would say : ‘cool.’*
(B)
(**Jedward story : My little brother was taking shots of Jedward for the paper lately, and his girlfriend was with him. John went over to her and said ‘Hey cool girl, with your cool shoes. You’re so cool.’ She said ‘thanks, you’re pretty cool too.’ He nodded and said ‘cool’ and walked off. Love him.)
I don’t know about this Ke-dollasign-ha chick… on one hand I like the fact that she looks like she doesn’t wash. This is a look I can empathise with. Also she looks incredibly like my little badass cousin. Again, hard to dislike someone who looks like someone I like…
But then I see her in interviews and sometimes she’s that kind of fake badass-airhead thing that I don’t like. Then she seems to be decent. Then she gets a gold tooth and I think - why is she trying so hard? Then sometimes her music is good. I just can’t decide!!
interview = moron
song before she was packaged = great singer
What do you people think?
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Do we still say feeerce? What’s the latest fashiongusto word on the block?
Anyway - L and I were watching old Britney videos the other night - it was ACTUAL research - and we were all a-membering how ridiculously hot and in shape she was.. and then look at what the internet delivered today! A photo, no less, of her looking all healthy and toned once more! I for one am on the side of ‘every figure is lovely, but being healthy is better than not being healthy..’ which is a very long title for a side to take.
Anyway, she’s lukin’ well and there’s grand drying outside today.
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Anyone watching this? I haven’t seen it yet but I hear it’s all kinds of sexual and racy. It’s like the slutty cousin of the innocent Twilight thing. Sounds like my kind of show!
Things got a little hot under the collar (gettit?) during the Roling Stone interview, where the fangs entering the neck were likened to other things entering other things. Ah if this wasn’t a family blog I’d write that they meant willies and vajayjays, but it is, so I wont.
The Rolling Stone cover featured stars Anna Paquin, Alexander Skarsgard and Stephen Moyer and both Anna and Stephen got in to the whole sexy side…:
‘If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before,’ says Stephen. ”It’s a de-virginization — creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood.’
He adds: ‘And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive… plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?’
The creator of the show Alan Ball added: ‘The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence.’
FILTEEEEEE!
Do you watch? Do you love it? Do you?
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I need all of Sienna Miller’s clothes in general, but I particularly need this en-sombel. Love the dress, and th eboots, and the shiny, lovely hair. Her fella with his low cut V thing, not to mention his wandering willy, can stay at home. Seriously - how could you go out with someone who cheated on you with the nanny?! How could ever trust him again? Seriously like… It’s not like she’s not an amazing ride with incredible taste and success who couldn’t score other amazing rides who wouldn’t cheat on her…I hope he knows how lucky he is..!
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Not in THAT way - but in a ‘will you be my granny’ way - I never had a granny of my very own. I especially want one who can break out an old soft shoe shuffle in the middle of Superquinn or some shizzle. From now on, on nights out, I will be doing random little tap dancing sessions in the middle of a song. If you spot me doing it - you win a prize.
Lie!…. the prize will be seeing me dance.
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