Did anyone see this at the Oscars the other night? ‘Music By Prudence’ won Best Documentary Short, and the movie’s director Roger Ross Williams legged it on to the stage and starting delivering his thankee kindly speech. next thing a ginger in blue bounded on to the stage shouting away and totally took over the speech! DRAMZ!

It turns out that Elinor does have a producer credit on the film, so she did win the Oscar too. However, Roger claims she removed herself from the project a year ago because he refused to give her complete creative control. Elinor claims that the project was her little thing, and that she is the reason he was brought on board. LOVE IT!

Anyways, The Oscars only allowed one person to give a speech, Roger figured he should be the one since he’s the director. Elinor says she never agreed to this, so when ‘Music By Prudence’ was announced as the winner she ran up too - hence the Ginger Kanye moment!

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Simon Cowell admitted publicly for the first time last night on Jay Leno that he’s enga…..engage……eng….I can’t…I just can’t do it. He’s gonna marry that lucky b*tch!!! Devestation stations!!! I genuinely believed that we would live out the rest of our days together. The story would go something like this….

(L) enters American Idol audition room - Simon looks up - Their eyes meet - She starts to sing - he tells her she’s shit - she likes this - she jumps accross the table and pounces on him - they make sweet love - Randy Jackson is all ‘Yeah Dog!’ - Paula Abdul is there but is too off her tits to know what’s going on anyway (What? In my fantasy she still works there) - They live happily ever after.

But now… nothing. My life is a blank void stretched out ahead of me, Simon-less. She doesn’t even have a real name; Mezghan? Player please. 

*sob* *retch* *snot drip*

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For some reason, those crazy cats at Spy South William Street have decided they’re brave enough to let The Stylebitches WRECK DE GAFF yet again! This Saturday 13th, we’ll be taking to the decks at ‘Gossip’…and then to the window sills for a bit of ‘I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME’ gyrating.

Music-wise, expect our usual mad mix….we like to call eclectic, some might call schizo. Anything from Dizzee, to Boom Shake the Room. Very high-brow stuff doncha know!

The night usually starts out like this……..

Then gets a bit like this……

We can’t show you what happens after that, we’d get fired by every client we have……and then ends in a hamster impression. Don’t ask, it just does K? Always.

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What: The Stylebitches @ Gossip @ Spy

Where: Spy, South William Street, Dublin 2

When: Saturday 13th March - 9pm onwards

How much?: FREE before 11 - A tenner after that.

Drinks Promos: 2 for 1 cocktails (Real ones! None of your crappy watered down crap)

Other DJs on the night:

The legend that is Anthony Remedy in the black room

(where all the absolute messin’ takes place),

The ‘Stellar’ Corina Gaffey

Industry star Michelle McGrath

The ridiculously cool Byron Kumbula

Photees: Lili Forberg will even be taking your pictures! And she makes everyone look like a ride …yeah even you!

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Let us know if you’re coming. If you’re not, you’re dead to us. Seriously though, they’re superdooper megga-good nights and not to be missed. If you’ve been before…back us up here!

Make sure to come say Hi!…we bite!

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Are JLS havin’ a larf? They’re bringing out a range of condoms in conjunction with Durex called ‘Just. Love. Safely’. Yes, we see what you did there. Well done! Your collective two GCSEs have served you well. Now I have many issues with this but only a certain amount of time, so lets tackle the big questions here:

1. Surely anyone who’d be arsed buying JLS condoms isn’t old enough to be at the boldy bold thing?

2. Does anyone REALLY want to think about JLS when they’re doing the horizontal mambo?

3. Did I REALLY just use the phrase ‘horizontal mambo’?

In conclusion……no.

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IT”S OSCAR TIME! Little gold statues will be given to fancy-dressed ladies and slightly boozed up gentlemales tonight - so if you’re up watching it, why not keep your laptop on your eh…lap, and post your comments in a real-time fashion! Hurrah!

On to the business at hand - anyone care to offer up their thoughts on who’ll win what? Here’s the list below, more after the jump!

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Best actor in a leading role 
* Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart” WINNER!
* George Clooney in “Up in the Air” 
* Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
* Morgan Freeman in “Invictus” 
* Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker” 

Best actor in a supporting role 
* Matt Damon in “Invictus” 
* Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger” 
* Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station” 
* Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones” 
* Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds” WINNER!

Best actress in a leading role 
* Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side” WINNER!
* Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
* Carey Mulligan in “An Education” 
* Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious:
* Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Best actress in a supporting role 
* Penélope Cruz in “Nine” 
* Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
* Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart” 
* Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air” 
* Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” WINNER!

Best Director 
*“Avatar” James Cameron
*“The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow WINNER!
*“Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino
*“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”  Lee Daniels
*“Up in the Air”  Jason Reitman

Best motion picture of the year:
*“Avatar” 
*“The Blind Side” 
*“District 9″ 
*“An Education”
*“The Hurt Locker” WINNER!
*“Inglourious Basterds” 
*“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” 
*“A Serious Man” 
*“Up in the Air”

And here are some dresses!

Anna Kendrick from ‘Up in the Air’ - pretty but for the heinous lace slit thingy.

Mariska Hargitay - meh.

Amanda Seyfried - her hair - what the hell?!?!?

Nicole Richie - see I kind of love it, but it’s so 60’s-70’s it’s almost fancy dress. 

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Oh this is REALLY not right. But I’m sorry, the Cruella inside me laughed a little. 

Via Dave’s page : Java Republic Coffee Break. 

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“Which nominee is less gay than you’d think? They annoyed their London hotel minders by inviting a different girl to their suite (and sometimes more than one) on a film junket. (Popbitch)”

Hmmmm! Everyone else on the intraweb is saying George Clooney - please jebus let that be true. Except for the whoring part.

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Check out the Rihanna on in her Alexandre Vauthier jump suit at the Echo Awards in Germany yesterday…likey, wanty, needy! And on stage doing bold things with Robots…

And here was I thinking she didn’t like being spanked!

…….too soon?

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It’s SO on! The original three Sugababes have applied to the trademark peoples to own the name ‘Sugababes’. They’ll probably get it too, which means Heidi, Amelle and…eh….Jade?…..had to think about that one…bit hard to keep up lately, will have to stop using it. They still haven’t come forward and said outright that they’re gonna release something themselves. But isn’t it interesting that on the trademark document below, they are all listed under he same management …eh? Big giant ‘Hmmmmm’ to that!

Questions:

If they’re not regrouping, is it a bit of a bitchy move to prevent the newbies using their original name?

Or is it fair enough as it’s their brand that they built together?

And why THE HELL were they stupid enough not to trademark it in the first place?????? …..Saps!

(Still reform though please, I love you)

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 Via: Holy Moly

A hat to match her latest song…but of course!

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This is not an attention seeking shoot - oh no, this is the very finest of high art! It is! What?!?

Lindsay know, like all good career-minded sorts, that getting your ass out in a suggestive manner, and a little bit of your lady garden too, will ensure you get a film role. Just ask Jenna Jameson!

What do you think of the shoot - can you get a whack of desperation from it, or is it lovely! and arty!

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I don’t know about you lovely lot, but when I was ickle, I was a complete tomboy. I had a step in my hair. I played soccer at lunchtime. I was the only girl in primary school who was allowed to wear runners with her uniform. I punched boys.  And look at me now! I eh…rarely punch boys! Which makes me a classy ladeee.

It seems though, that according to Life & Style magazine and it’s ‘experts’ - that allowing your daughter to behave like a son is ‘VERY DAMAGING!’, and Angelina is obviously a bad mother! SCANDAL! (No, Brad isn’t a bad father, just bad mutha Angelina…obviously.) Here are what their ‘experts’ had to say: 

Alana Kelen, senior fashion stylist at VH1: “Shiloh is pushing the boundaries of a tomboy look and crossing over to cross-dresser territory.”

Gili Rashal-Niv, celebrity stylist: “I get that times are tough but does Angie really need to have Shiloh sharing clothes with her brothers? Hopefully we won’t be seeing Maddox in one of Shiloh’s dresses any time soon.”

Glenn Stanton, director of Family Formation Studies at the conservative organization Focus on the Family: “They need help, they need guidance of what that looks like. It’s important to teach our children that gender distinction is very healthy.”

Karen Deerwester, parenting coach: “Giving preschool-age children the freedom and flexibility to experiment with how they want to be seen in the world is a wonderful gift.“

What do you think - is this a load of bullshizzle, or do they have a point? To be honest, I’m surprised they didn’t have a tagline that read: “Angelina sets Shiloh up to become a lesbian in later life!” That would probably suit the tone of their edumacated article.

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Words that come to mind when I look at these; ‘OOH!!’ and ‘Hom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom……….’ …in that order.

You likey?

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What do you think of Kelly Osborne’s new hairlage? I love it in the Twitter photo on the right, not so sure with that mess of an outfit on the left…I’ve been thinking about dying my hair a kind of peachy colour - but I doooo like this shade too…hmmm. What say you peoples?

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JLH has come under some serious pressure about her weight gain / loss in the last few years. Yes, it’s not fair, but to be honest her determined refusal to admit to being anything other than a US size 6 (UK 10) kinda made me want to mess up her hair and stand on her new white runners. But now that she’s lost the weight that she never had and she’s being slagged for wearing what is apparently deemed to be a ’skinny bird dress’. Max Azria’s Herve Leger numbers are notoriously tight and figure hugging, accentuating all the junk in anyone’s trunk o’junk-alunk-edunk-bedunk. But what do you reckon? Not unless you’re micro-mini? Much better on girls with ass a la Jlo and Kim Kardashian? Perfectly fine on Jennifer Love Hewitt? Doing her no favours?

Spill the low-fat weight watchers beans peoples!

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